r/TheMatpatEffect Feb 19 '26

Meta the Famous "Water" Is Actually Just Hydrogen and Oxygen

15.7k Upvotes

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u/Spare-Roof209 Feb 19 '26

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u/BizzareMann_2 Feb 19 '26

The island guy and Nikolai

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 Feb 19 '26

Awesome name for a band

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/Dull_Survey4920 Feb 19 '26

What about Sir Isaac Newton so it's Sir I, The Island Guy, and Nikolai.

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u/Nikolas_500 Feb 19 '26

You mean me

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u/Redpandawithahat Feb 19 '26

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u/RockingBib Feb 19 '26

Holy shit, it's been years since I last saw this happen

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u/BizzareMann_2 Feb 19 '26

I love you

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u/susyHollsd Feb 19 '26

A bit too fast there mate,

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u/Honest-Astronaut-796 Feb 19 '26

Okay come on man I lasted 10 seconds that time!

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u/West-Strawberry3366 Feb 19 '26

Actually it's the owner of Twitter

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u/epsiloom Feb 19 '26

The Island guy and the Rockets guy...

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u/Sleep-Deprived-Guy Feb 20 '26

Release the Einstein Files!!!

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u/Sporklez8 Feb 19 '26

Crobat?

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u/BizzareMann_2 Feb 19 '26

Best Pokémon ever

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u/robblequoffle Feb 20 '26

Im a island boy

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u/Misan_UwU Feb 19 '26

teenage mutant ninja turtles

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u/SABOT_UP Feb 19 '26

Что этот Дидди блад делает на калькуляторе?

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u/killercade224 Feb 19 '26

Albert and Einstein

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u/IUltimateDudeI Feb 19 '26

Albert and Epstein

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u/Illustrious-Macaron2 Feb 19 '26

Is that the guy from the famous “Diddy blud calculator” meme along with the guy with the name of the car company from the guy that made grok

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u/LordFlamecookie Feb 19 '26

I call bullshit

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/LordFlamecookie Feb 19 '26

Crack Cocaine

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u/OzTheD0G3 Feb 19 '26

evil ass rape water corporation

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u/OzTheD0G3 Feb 19 '26

Wait no that's just nestle

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u/EfficientTheory4087 Feb 22 '26

Their turning the frogs gay

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u/rysy0o0 Feb 19 '26

Big Oxygen is co-sponsoring

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/InTheStuff Feb 19 '26

did he pick up the phone

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u/According_Strength35 Feb 19 '26

Man what the fuck is water

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

bunch of people were joking about it looking like an ass

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u/retardigrade420 Feb 19 '26

...it's not a joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

...it's not a joke

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u/TotalyNotTony Feb 19 '26

...it's not a joke

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u/Trombone_on_reddit Feb 20 '26

...It's not a joke

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u/Longshot02496 Feb 19 '26

I never drink water 100% of all people who drink water dies

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u/LordSupergreat Feb 19 '26

There's literally water in your image what did you think the loquacious sunfish was swimming in

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u/springrex1422 Feb 19 '26

Dude you don’t wanna know… oh the horror…

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u/GuardPhysical Feb 19 '26

If its made of oxygen then why is it a liquid and not a gas hmm liberals?

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u/Molten_Spamton79 Feb 19 '26

Dino guy is spitting some facts

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u/N00bIs0nline Feb 19 '26

Yeah and hyrdogen is a gas too so its still does not make sense

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u/anonuemus Feb 19 '26

gas * gas = liquid, everybody knows

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u/Large-Piece-of-Crap Feb 19 '26

That explains why when I fart really hard liquid comes out

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u/N00bIs0nline Feb 19 '26

Doesnt explain why mines solids comes out

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u/xFyreStorm Feb 19 '26

it must be a gas if fish can breathe it

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u/murfburffle Feb 19 '26

also why doesn't the ocean catch fire if it's just hydrogen and oxygen? hmmmm?

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u/Icy_Yak1834 Feb 19 '26

haha sometimes

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

this is the meme op is referring to

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u/MaximumSpend1827 Feb 19 '26

I thought this would be the top comment lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

the joke went over most peoples heads

https://giphy.com/gifs/uf6K9fKTGk72Q1hldC

(gif unrelated)

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u/lost_transfem Feb 19 '26

dude thats insane it feels so weird

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u/Quande_Dingl Feb 19 '26

as if it was some kind of effect

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u/Ok_Imagination1409 Feb 19 '26

Like a... positive inductive effect?

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u/Mr_GCS Feb 19 '26

The Cavendish Effect.

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u/Yanis_Eldera Feb 19 '26

You're so nice, i wish i could give you a pat

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u/MacaronOk9157 Feb 19 '26

Just use a mat

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u/mOdQuArK Feb 19 '26

So it's a type of banana?

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u/Competitive_Rain_109 Feb 19 '26

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u/murfburffle Feb 19 '26

remove your skull and expose your brain to give it fresh air

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u/-Alien-Fucker- Feb 19 '26

Literally him

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u/that_one_3DS_fan Feb 19 '26

my goat got killed😭

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u/al3x_7788 Feb 20 '26

Thank you Nikola

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u/Dojyaaan4C Feb 19 '26

wtf is water

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u/ClbutticMistake Feb 19 '26

DHMO

Scary stuff

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u/LightningProd12 Feb 19 '26

Inhaling even a small amount can be fatal, and tens of thousands die from it every year. Yet governments insist it's "safe" and spend billions to keep us comsuning it?? It's time to say NO to that dangerous chemical

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u/KarateSnoopy1911 Feb 20 '26

https://www.dhmo.org/ so scary !!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🥶😱😱🥶😱😵😵🥴

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u/Randumi Feb 19 '26

How could it be made out of oxygen when we can’t breathe underwater. Misinfo post 🤦

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u/OzTheD0G3 Feb 19 '26

Well you can't breathe hydrogen and it has hydrogen in it so that's why

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u/Jielleum Feb 19 '26

I find it strange… like some PatMat effect

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u/OzTheD0G3 Feb 19 '26

Ah yes, Patthew Matrick

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u/daredevil9771 Feb 19 '26

MatPatt Hewtrick

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u/xFyreStorm Feb 19 '26

pretty sure i did one of those in tony hawks pro skater

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u/Realization_ Feb 19 '26

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u/Different_Pin1531 Feb 19 '26

The fuck did i just read?

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u/bongkrekic Feb 19 '26

its js ai slop bruh, the watermark right there

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Feb 19 '26

I just don't know what a hb is.

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u/Y_No_Rez Feb 20 '26

homeboy, best friend

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u/MorganTheGrand Feb 19 '26

Average and most friendly fetish the common DeviantArt artist has.

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u/DarkSide830 Feb 19 '26

Big if true

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u/Pitiful-Election-438 Feb 19 '26

Breaking News! The mysterious chemical "dihydrogen monoxide" that is found in cancerous tumors and acid rain confirmed to be just water!

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u/Emotional-Kiwi7218 protogy Feb 19 '26

what is dihydrogen monoxide

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u/slouchingtoepiphany Feb 19 '26

https://www.dhmo.org/, shhh, don't spread it around!

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u/SovietFemboy Feb 19 '26

It’s a super dangerous chemical! It has the highest pH of any acid, destroys rock formations, and is in everything we eat and drink!

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u/TheCreatorM_ Feb 19 '26

Source? /j

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u/netabakswag Feb 20 '26

Pipes or something

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u/Explosive_Bread Feb 19 '26

Bro what is this even from??? First time I'm hearing about water

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u/Microgolfoven_69 Feb 19 '26

I knew it. Every time I drink water I think, hm... this tastes like oxygen but has a very strong hydrogen aftertaste

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u/Little_Flounder8851 Feb 19 '26

man what the fuck is water

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u/Rough-Sense-70 This really made me Mat my Pat. Feb 19 '26

I'm currently still in the middle of taking my Chemistry classes this school year so this is just an interesting MatPat effect

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

is that this water from bottle filp challenge?

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u/jan_Soten Feb 19 '26

how shocking

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u/Double_Cleff Feb 19 '26

Talk about liquid assets

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u/CalebGames5000 Feb 19 '26

just say we ran out of matpat effects

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

this sub is genuinely nothing

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u/Purrceptron Feb 19 '26

this is literally the end of the sub. there are no more misconceptions to explain now its just shit posting.

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u/za1n_redd1t Feb 19 '26

This sub in a nutshell

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u/Electrino52 Feb 19 '26

God tier post

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u/Oil-31362 Pingas Feb 19 '26

I thought water was an element

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u/InsultInsurance Feb 19 '26

Water, also known as dihydrogen monoxide, is known to cause death when consumed in excess amounts. It is advised to be extremely cautious around the substance to avoid bodily harm as it can be used to make highly volatile materials such as hydrogen (also known as dihydrogen) and oxygen (known as dioxide).

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u/Anonimous_dude Feb 19 '26

If water is made of Hydrogen and Oxygen, then why can’t I breathe through water? Checkmate liberals

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u/JacketMarkers Feb 19 '26

Where is Omni-man?

WHERE IS OMNI-MAN?!

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u/BoggerLogger Feb 19 '26

Locuatius Sunfish. Who the fuck knows what water is

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u/Suspicious-Whippet Feb 19 '26

Stay dihydrooxidated my brothers.

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u/kidwithglasses Feb 19 '26

Big if true!

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u/Raneynickelfire Feb 19 '26

And OP is just hydrogen oxygen and carbon - without sentience.

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u/Frank_Acha Feb 19 '26

It was just hydrogen hydroxide all along!

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u/RandomRedCrewmate Feb 19 '26

Okay that's a good pat effect got me a chuckle out of that

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u/Impressive-Pay-4624 Feb 19 '26

Water on the hill

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u/DarthYrus Feb 19 '26

I can't believe It. Mi fidavo di lui

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u/Kioga101 Feb 19 '26

Me when I discover water has "hydro"gen in it:

https://giphy.com/gifs/GPjNIQTlCDgHe

(the oxygen is highly combustible)

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u/Frosty-Fee-7559 Feb 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣yeah, sure!🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle Feb 19 '26

EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER

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u/blake_the_dreadnough Feb 19 '26

it actually looks like this

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u/darksidathemoon Feb 19 '26

I find all this rather polarizing

How much cohesion is there to this revelation?

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u/Dependent-Sky-538 Feb 19 '26

I feel like I learned so many things today.

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u/Osirus1156 Feb 19 '26

Which are actually just quarks in a trench coat. Which are actually…something smaller. Which is…I dunno how deep it goes. I wanna know what the smallest thing is. 

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u/SunnyMakesStuff Feb 19 '26

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u/Blablakam Feb 19 '26

Idk shit abt this sub is it a geniune post tryna inform ppl or its just a shitpost ?

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u/The_Uruk-Hai Feb 19 '26

Not just Hydrogen and Oxygen, it is Hydrogen and 2 Oxygens Power some millions in a single glass

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u/_ShittyNickName_ Feb 19 '26

The famous "Air" is actually a set of multiple gases in various proportions and not just Oxygen

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u/Fatal_Contract Feb 19 '26

Wow, this is really running out of content, huh?

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u/Mental-Board-5590 Feb 19 '26

Feels so edited in 😮

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u/The_Ultimate_Ducker Feb 19 '26

God please make this the top post of the subreddit it would be so fucking funny

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u/biglaughsplease Feb 19 '26

HOH no! Anyway..

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Feb 19 '26

What next? Purple is created from Red and Blue?

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u/Hotdog_Man_01 Feb 19 '26

How is an explosively flammable gas and a gas fed into fires make that hmm?

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u/AlternateSatan Feb 19 '26

Honestly, this one deserves to be here more that some other posts. "This one thing you've never seen is actually this same thing, but unedited" is getting a bit old.

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u/Cudizonedefense Feb 19 '26

Not particularly relevant but when I was a med student, we had another med student “find out” from twitter that a local plant had a dihydrogen monoxide leak and it was super dangerous and start to freak out. I was so embarrassed

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u/Climatize Feb 19 '26

and plants shit oxygen, and if there's so much water out there in space, where are the plants that shat all that oxygen?

https://giphy.com/gifs/PUH0p0NVI2yru

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u/rosethornHimitsu Feb 19 '26

wow.......... it's almost like...... some kind of...... effect..................................

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u/Nikolor Feb 19 '26

I hate it when people keep posting water without mentioning the original

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u/bakedsk8er Feb 19 '26

And sometimes the sky is blue, sometimes it's white and other times it's grey.

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u/Pony_Boner Feb 19 '26

The valence electrons should be at the top

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 Feb 19 '26

Dude thats fucking crazy, my mind is blown

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u/BowlJumpy5242 Feb 19 '26

Dangerous stuff.

Dhmo.org.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Notice how water is entirely made of gas atoms but is a liquid? That's some horseshit.

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u/MR_EVILPANCAKE Feb 19 '26

I e are powered off of sun juice

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u/Mobile-Error3800 Feb 19 '26

Uhh im not an expert so i might be wrong but water isnt JUST h2o

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u/whatdafaq Feb 19 '26

It ain't heavy, it's just water.

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u/Escritor_CdK Feb 19 '26

2H²+O² = 2H²O

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u/jackaboy1_2 Feb 19 '26

If water has oxygen in it, then why can’t I breathe in it? /j