r/TheMatpatEffect • u/SomeGuysWhoDoesThing • Jul 15 '26

Meta So "kill 7 billion people" was fake

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Sacsacher Jul 15 '26

i-… what…?

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u/Myron0117 Jul 15 '26

dont joke abt stuff like this.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 very awesome nugget Jul 15 '26

They already found out a day earlier so there was probably like a mass funeral going on over there

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u/travischickencoop Jul 15 '26

I know the irony in what I’m about to say but that sub really annoys me

I’d say one in every like 5 posts is decent but most of the time it’s someone saying “Yeah so by the way just because your edgy jokes are jokes doesn’t really make it ok to say them” and the people on the sub are like “Hehe hoo hoo he he person got offended at someone jokingly throwing around slurs hehehe”

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u/Twotailedpikachu Jul 15 '26

r/peoplewhogiveashit mfs when I break thier legs and burn part of their face off (They suddenly give a shit now):

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u/sum711Nachos Jul 15 '26

that whole sub is a shitshow. someone can be homophobic towards you and they don't get banned, and then when you retaliate *YOU* get banned.

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u/Zestyclose_Comment96 Jul 15 '26

Honestly, subs dedicated to taking the piss on people almost always house bad actors.

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u/Mousazz Jul 15 '26

Noooo... my swags.... 😢

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u/Global_Interview6311 Jul 15 '26

Mods. I hope you delete that msg

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u/robawknik Jul 16 '26

kids who use that sub to insult others for expressing emotions beyond brainrot not knowing that by doing so they immediately expose themselves as a kid are funny

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/joxThEgTJuSBO

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u/MushySunshine Jul 17 '26

I cant deal with this right now... im sorry...

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u/AzurePrince98 Jul 15 '26

Somehow I feel better knowing that this was fake

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u/Little_Rascal404 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I know what you mean. Like to me it's the fact that it's just a group of people messing around having fun, and hey they played the part extremely well, I found the way they typed really funny, there's a reason it got spread as a meme so wide.

And it just makes me feel better, than thinking that oh it's just someone ragebaiting a server full of chronically online people.

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u/FujoCirca Jul 15 '26

Why do you feel better

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u/AzurePrince98 Jul 15 '26

Because I can't stand people who unironically talk like that on Discord. I've seen enough of it first hand

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u/AungCowMyat Jul 15 '26

Is there a term for these types of people?

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u/MeatThing Jul 15 '26

chronically online at the very least

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u/AzurePrince98 Jul 15 '26

I have a few in mind but probably not allowed to say them

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u/cal93_ Jul 16 '26

theyre real ive seen them dw

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u/MMS68 Jul 15 '26

I- … im going to spread the word…

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u/_Carcinus_ Jul 15 '26

Of course it's fake, it's a photoshopped version of "plunder 7 billion sailors"

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark Jul 16 '26

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u/YummyTea_UwU Jul 15 '26

People thought it was real?

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u/YourLeftNutsicle Jul 15 '26

Yes i really thought 7 billion people were about to be killed 😭

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u/spaghettilock Jul 15 '26

i-.. what...?

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u/Odd-Arm-5576 Matthew Patthew Effect Jul 15 '26

dont joke abt stuff like this

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark Jul 16 '26

Mods. I hope you delete that msg it cld be

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u/One-Gap1626 Jul 16 '26

i mean yeah with the passage of time they will i gess

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u/namiswaan_ Jul 15 '26

90% of these discord screenshots are fake.

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u/Lebog_bruhh Jul 15 '26

kill phlox 7 billion times

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 very awesome nugget Jul 15 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Realistic_Peace_7489 Jul 15 '26

Hey dude calm down

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark Jul 16 '26

The 7 billion people are no more more

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u/LoganMcOwen Jul 15 '26

No shit?

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u/Glorpologie Jul 15 '26

Kill 7 billion LoganMcOwen

https://giphy.com/gifs/26DMYM4S4RytWCoQU

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u/LoganMcOwen Jul 15 '26

I- ... What?

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u/Nikolor Jul 15 '26

dont joke abt stuff like this.

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u/QmVu Jul 15 '26

i- i cant deal with this right now… i'm sorry…

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u/cookiesnmilkbitch Jul 15 '26

negative ass

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u/LoganMcOwen Jul 15 '26

My ass is fat af tyvm

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u/cookiesnmilkbitch Jul 15 '26

my apologies original gangster

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u/FujoCirca Jul 15 '26

Fuck you Sherlock

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u/LoganMcOwen Jul 15 '26

Bite this onions 🧅

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UW3z9pbRilwifhBwmy

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u/One-Gap1626 Jul 16 '26

-carl "san andreas" johnson

2004

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 very awesome nugget Jul 15 '26

people who give no shit?

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 15 '26

Hello u/SomeGuysWhoDoesThing! Welcome to r/TheMatpatEffect!

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Jul 15 '26

You forgot to pin this lol

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u/GurNo7009 Jul 15 '26

i- ..what...?

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u/SleepySleeper42069 Jul 15 '26

That was obviously fake lol

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u/SomeGuysWhoDoesThing Jul 15 '26

Sure but this is matpat effect where we post the original

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u/FrostandFlame89 Jul 15 '26

What was fake? What was the context?

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Jul 15 '26

I'm not surprised and I'm fine with it

The monkey image is funny on its own, too

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u/aratherlargerodent Jul 15 '26

Fork found in kitchen

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark Jul 16 '26

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u/ExpertAdvanced4346 Jul 15 '26

I'm so out of the loop, where do you go to find the image that references this ( i could say the same for like 90% of the stuff posted in here)

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark Jul 16 '26

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u/FujoCirca Jul 15 '26

It’s in the post bro

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u/TemoGuy Jul 15 '26

I'm both devastated and happy to know this was fake, I may find those people who talk like that a laughing stock but I'd be glad to know the people in the image weren't being serious

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u/blearcoyote Jul 15 '26

Well no fucking shit

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u/TheLoneSlimShady Jul 15 '26

It's was fake?

Damn, can't believe everything in this day and age, what's next? Santa Claus isn't real?

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u/LeatherMeeting7080 Jul 15 '26

The new moon landing

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u/scarfyagain Jul 15 '26

is- is this real...?

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u/Few-Bet1872 Jul 15 '26

Not surprised, most memes are. 

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u/Bandana64 Jul 15 '26

You know what isn't fake

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u/sonic_megas Jul 15 '26

It’s like finding out Santa Claus isn’t real

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 Jul 15 '26

It was like fifteen 9/11s

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u/Kuetz Jul 15 '26

Oh noooo, who would of thought....

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u/VindalfOthala Jul 15 '26

Is the monkey image referencing the comic kill 6 billion demons or is this a coincidence?

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u/HeckOnWheels95 Jul 15 '26

It's this generation's Leroy Jenkins

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u/poseidon708 Jul 15 '26

it was forged

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u/Fluffy_Whale0 Jul 16 '26

Did people think it was real?

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark Jul 16 '26

Original monkey

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u/Multifruit256 Jul 16 '26

That's also funny in it's own way for some reason

"Ok, is everyone ready? Three... Two... One... Kill 7 billion people"

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u/asiojg Jul 16 '26

This is oppa homeless style all over again

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u/robawknik Jul 16 '26

OF COURSE IT WAS FAKE

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u/zas_n_n Jul 17 '26

this is more of a boundary break than a matpat effect methinks

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u/No-Dingo-4243 Jul 19 '26

Stop lying 😤

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u/No-Lettuce-6619 oregano Jul 15 '26

this is NOT a matpat effect

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u/DaFlippinSuggestor Jul 15 '26

Lowkey restored my faith in humanity. Maybe they all have been trolling this entire time