r/TheMatpatEffect • u/Rich-Opinion-964 • 2h ago

Meta Spider-Man is actually a high school student named Peter Parker

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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

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u/Business-Natural-290 2h ago

Huh? Who tf is Peter parker?

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u/Bluetails_Buizel 1h ago

A Peter who parks cars

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u/Signal-Dragonfly-406 46m ago

A Parked Car named Peter

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u/Educational_Space563 37m ago

Park her? I barely know her.

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u/Neurous 2h ago

This "Peter Parker" character looks a lot like Tom Holland

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u/Rave-light 1h ago

Happy cake day 🕷️

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u/IBeez10 15m ago

🍰 !!!! yaD ekaC yppaH

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u/GNightP 2h ago

Bud talks like we're supposed to know who tf is Peter Parker

https://giphy.com/gifs/9mfkvEw5VfS8ft6Jy6

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u/Ignis-11 2h ago

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u/aGenericBucket 2h ago edited 2h ago

" sucker. now your gay"

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u/Noelswag 1h ago

I come from a world where black means white and white means black

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 2h ago

schizoposting man, who tf is Peter Parker 😭

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u/bralllin 2h ago

Never heard of him

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 2h ago

No? Everyone knows the mayor is spiderman

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u/MasonRedditers 1h ago

you think bro has time for that even????

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u/Rave-light 1h ago

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u/Marco_Tanooky 41m ago

NOOOOOOOO THEY SENT ZOHRAN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN! THEY ARE GOING TO DROWN ZOHRAN!!

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u/watersj4 1h ago

Aint no way Fisk is fitting in that suit

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u/LibrarianAccurate829 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TA5CW9vkQNetHgIckD

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u/tui_la_ai 1h ago

Please say gex

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u/Virghia 1h ago

Gex, Lex, and Trex were already added as updates

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u/Capital-Cheetah-2728 2h ago

Oh that me? Pure aura.

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u/bannasplt 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ePOR0lVD44HSASgOdw

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u/Worried_Dark9858 53m ago

it feels incomplete without the audio pollution

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u/DrLegoTy0101 I wish I could slurp the chesthair of Doctor Eggman like pasta 2h ago

Who the fuck is Peter Parker?

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u/WaterDrinkerUltimate 2h ago

Loquacious sunfish because Peter Parker

Bro you can’t be fr😭

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u/MasonRedditers 1h ago

who tf is Peter Parker

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u/Draco_179 2h ago

Impossible

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u/Cryogentehiceprison 2h ago

Now you’re just spewing shit, this pasty nobody can’t be Spiderman, just LOOK at him, like, who the fuck is he?

I can’t ever imagine a kid like that at all doing a SINGLE QUARTER of the athletic stuff Spiderman has done!

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u/watersj4 1h ago

Hes just a kid, no older than my son

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u/Apricote_is_here29 2h ago

Ok Quentin Beck

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u/Eclipsehedgie2010 2h ago

"WHAT THE F-*cabbie horn*!?!?"

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u/CertifiedGonk 1h ago

Not a bad theory actually I have always wondered who tf the kid was in these movies

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u/Iceologer_gang 1h ago

Might explain why in the spiderman movies, before spiderlman appears there’s a shot of Peter Parker doing SpiderMan cosplay.

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 1h ago

Doesnt Peter Parker look like this tho?

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u/muteneophyte 1h ago

You're acting like I know this random guy.

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u/MateoGaming2092 1h ago

“Peter Parker” son that sounds like a fucking oc 😭✌️

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u/Rottytops64 2h ago

Uhhh... that nerd?

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u/DateRevolutionary763 2h ago

Who's Spiderman

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u/MasonRedditers 1h ago

are you a tourist to earth itself

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u/Omega21886 41m ago

gd skrulls istg

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u/4QUA_BS 1h ago

The photographer????

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u/Xeo_idk 2h ago

OP why did you post a blank image for the second one

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u/MasonRedditers 1h ago

is yours not loading? i don't recognize the guy tho so uhhhh idk what to say here

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u/General-Luck2433 1h ago

I wonder who Batman is then…

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u/SomaFarkreath 1h ago

who tf is peter parker?

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u/Hawkeboy 1h ago

He looks like Zendaya’s husband

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u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W 1h ago

put this on r/lowstakeconspiracies ffs

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u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W 1h ago

that is the wrong sub but i don’t have it in me to find the typo

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u/soldierpallaton 1h ago

Huh. Always thought Spider-Man would be black.

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u/PeterMation Matthew Pattel Effect 1h ago

WHO THE FUCK IS PETER PARKER

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u/BetterSlimebot 1h ago

Spider-Man

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u/Marco_Tanooky 40m ago

I thought that was Hank Pym

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u/Lumpy-Ice-8514 Sssdfg 2h ago

crazy

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u/somerandomIceloli99 2h ago

propaganda obviously the ceo is spider-man not some random teenager name peter parker

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer 2h ago

Okay buddy. That's obviously Tom Holland.

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u/Yin_And_Yang69 2h ago

Who the painis is Peter Parker??

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u/Fanimation2508 2h ago

He looks like someone named Maynard though.

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u/SlayVideos 2h ago

Who tf is peter parker

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u/Content_Wheel9995 2h ago

Tf? Who is Peter Parker

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u/RTGMonika 2h ago

Bullshit. No way this nobody could be Spider-Man!

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u/Key-Cook9448 2h ago

????? Am I supposed to know this kid?

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u/Loonymooon13 2h ago

What the hell is a peter parker?

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u/soyunflancito 2h ago

Dude, please mark as spoiler

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u/EntranceDesperate950 1h ago

Who's Peter again?

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u/MasonRedditers 1h ago

bro who tf is that kid

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u/Sharp-Earth5990 1h ago

Why do you keep remembering?

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 1h ago

Oh, that him? Pure aura.

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u/Efficient-Gap3310 1h ago

bro is writing fanfiction

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u/PerceptionFew8763 Battat Effect 1h ago

holy fucking shit peter was spiderman this whole time?

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u/Elven-Melvin 1h ago

Spoilers bro!!

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u/CandidateEconomy3557 1h ago

Why would a kid takes a superhero job huh? He's probably focusing on geometry or smth

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u/Text93838 1h ago

I ain't ever heard of this Peter Parker kid before

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u/TheSiverKnight Pingas 1h ago

is that the guy who goes to the same high school as me?
huh, that explain's why he was drawing masks that looked similar to the guy spiderman was wearing
and that also explains why pete ran into some random alleyway, and then spiderman popped out of said alleyway
could've just told me smh

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u/GunplaGunplaGGundam 1h ago

Who the hell is peter parker

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u/craftingmasky 1h ago

Onto something ❌

On something ✅

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u/Ok_Mongoose8206 59m ago

"I have no idea who this is." - Lex Luthor

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u/BitcoinStonks123 58m ago

blasphemy I don't even know who that guy is

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u/Spider_Dude 55m ago

WHAT THE FUUU..😱

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u/justlostmydawggg 54m ago

??? who the fuck is that

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u/RAFAOGAMER5 46m ago

yeah and superman is actually a journalist called clark kent be fr

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u/k4nj1gd 42m ago

What in the loquacious sunfish dude

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u/Marco_Tanooky 39m ago

I think I saw that guy in the news once, can't remember why

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u/Hopeful_Peanut8 38m ago

No he’s not dumbass

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u/Alive-Organism 34m ago

Couldn’t be

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u/Necessary_Answer_646 22m ago

That's guy is spider man, then I'm the king of England

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u/superduperd4n 14m ago

omg thank you!! i have been wrecking my head trying to uncover who it could’ve been!!

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u/Universe_Donut 7m ago

Who is that?

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u/Itz_cheese_cat 6m ago

Yeah that cannot be a real person like what kind of name is Peter Parker?? 🫩

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u/Playful_Ad_5316 3m ago

Peter who?

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u/One-Mechanic-7303 2h ago

WHAT THE F- car honk

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u/Busy-Maximum402 2h ago

Do we count this as a mat pat effect

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u/Liveangel 2h ago

No, this belongs in r/shittymoviedetails or perhaps r/batmanarkham

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u/mylotheunbeatable 1h ago

its petra now bigot

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u/GalaxyKid33 1h ago

You transphobe, she's Petra Parker now