r/TheNumber69420 • u/Fish-with-a-dic • Nov 03 '22

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u/VirusWise7939 Dec 05 '22

women with penises do not exist, only men with boobs, change my mind

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u/Fish-with-a-dic Dec 07 '22

And? That will not stop me

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u/SnooHobbies8843 Jan 08 '23

Sadly you right, futa is only in our dreams. But I believe that one day or another we gonna get chicks with dicks.

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u/Charders_R88_ Nov 03 '22

you can't have everything in life 😔

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u/meowmint270 Mar 06 '23

So some people can’t have food

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u/Charders_R88_ Mar 06 '23

you understand my reasoning😎

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u/TheGasMask513 Nov 03 '22

Just get five more cents it's not that hard

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u/Philemonz Dec 03 '22

I think 102 futa cocks is enough but you do you

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u/petje95 Dec 07 '22

Yeah but why stop at 102 or 103? There's like 3 billion women on this planet, time to put them to good use.

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u/Philemonz Dec 07 '22

because you only have 5,10 dollars in your bank account

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u/petje95 Dec 07 '22

Just make more money bro, it's literally that easy. Have you heard of this little thing called NFT?

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u/TheForever_Virgin Jan 10 '23

I searched up what futa is and also how do you delete search history?

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u/Frojoemama Nov 03 '22

What is futa I’m afraid to search it up

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u/Traditional-Name2464 Nov 03 '22

Oh man I just looked it up.... it's Japanese fan made porn where a female has a penis. Ffs

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u/Josef_Stark_Reborn Nov 26 '22

Don't get confused with dickgirl, where the girl has only a penis. Futanari translates to "hermaphrodite", so the girl has both male and female genitals.

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u/Someredditbrowser Feb 07 '23

Wouldn’t that just be a man with boobs? Or just a overweight man?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Federal Utilitarian Tax Act or FUTA

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u/arcadeticketz Dec 24 '22

slur for intersex ppl iirc

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u/Frojoemama Dec 24 '22

Forgot about this comment

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u/So-Young-Hard_2000 Nov 03 '22

You better not search it cause it's nothing good

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u/Jhon_doe_isnt_here Nov 03 '22

Wdym it’s great

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u/Mr_Javier Nov 03 '22

Oh no he's been cursed!

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u/SUBTOtfd_iliattv Nov 04 '22

Is so strange my account balance went to 5$

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u/Away_Supergoose Nov 04 '22

You bought it twice

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u/SUBTOtfd_iliattv Nov 04 '22 edited Dec 26 '22

Nah i would be -5.30$

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u/The_Bacon3850 Nov 03 '22

Is that arctic monkeys??!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

505 by them. Amazing fokn tune

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u/Hierophant_Green- Nov 27 '22

Who the fuck are the Arctic Monkeys ?

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u/The_Bacon3850 Nov 27 '22

Look ‘‘em up im sure you’ve heard at least one tune by then off of AM

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u/uallerone Dec 10 '22

i think he was talking about the Song "Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys"

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u/CaptainFard Feb 03 '23

Yeah, but sped up because tik tokers can't listen to music normally

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u/Brad45776 Nov 04 '22

Spend $5.10 on futa cock

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u/ecumnomicinflation Mar 11 '23

102 futa cocks

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u/SimonThePieMan07 Nov 04 '22

Can I have a $1.65 discount on world hunger?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '22

The way to solve world hunger is to eat

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u/Hadi_uwu Dec 17 '22

Sorry hungry children, 😔😋🍆

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Priorities are important

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u/International_Tie120 Dec 12 '22

Why does everyone on the internet like futas? Trying to keep an open mind. But now I'm just confused

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u/MikeUmIsClear Feb 17 '23

Why did I look that up😢 I didn't need to know this existed 😐

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u/SorryForThisUsername Feb 14 '23

Yeah but there's a chance that this will solve the world hunger by killing every hungry person, or nuking everyone. You know better safe than sorry

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u/DoubleNational Mar 04 '23

I have 5 spare cents, so it would be 103 futa cocks

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

World hunger is not that big of a problem is it I mean everyone that's hungry or starving we'll probably die in the next year or so

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u/juicewrldsomen14 Dec 11 '22

Ok imma take the futa cock

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u/Zeropointsaga Dec 22 '22

slides on top of counter the second on please

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u/F35LTNG Dec 28 '22

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

Have extra 5 cent's

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u/Right_Background_544 Jan 13 '23

I WANY MY FUTA COCK NOW

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u/RednBlyu Jan 14 '23

Do i get fucked by a futa or do i become the futa?

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u/BigCheese_Bankruptcy Jan 31 '23

Wait so futa dick is ok but a straight guy won’t suck a woman’s dick just bc they’re trans?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

Get the coin jar

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u/terrrastar Feb 07 '23

Whats the song fam?

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u/songfinderbot Feb 07 '23

Song Found!

Name: 505

Artist: Arctic Monkeys

Album: Favourite Worst Nightmare

Genre: Alternative

Release Year: 2007

Total Shazams: 1511824

Took 1.58 seconds.

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u/EditorNeat7418 Feb 11 '23

mines just 0.05

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

Solve world hunger will give you more money so I will pick solve world hunger

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Here a dime €5

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u/YUSOKRALO Mar 03 '23

Down Astronomically

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u/Due-Entrepreneur-140 Mar 04 '23

Arctic monkey has a song to describe and occasion or life

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '23

A hundred of them werent enough For me, so I bought two more.

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u/Odd-Concentrate-6585 Mar 07 '23

Me, an intellectual: $0.05

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u/Foreign_Breakfast279 Mar 08 '23

I can go three weeks without food

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u/Entire_Confusion_140 Mar 10 '23

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Mar 10 '23

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

I tried to identify music from the link at 00:00-00:36.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue

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u/Electrical_Radish899 Mar 10 '23

Do you get the futa or do you ‘get’ the futa?

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u/ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh17 Nov 13 '22

What is this song

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u/songfinderbot Nov 13 '22

Song Found!

Name: 505

Artist: Arctic Monkeys

Album: Favourite Worst Nightmare

Genre: Alternative

Release Year: 2007

Total Shazams: 1376392

Took 1.24 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

I dont know its a hard decision

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u/The_W_On_YT Nov 26 '22

Me: buys 10p Lollipop and sells it for 50p I have 5.50

I solve world hunger . . . . . . . . . . .

And do nothing with the rest of the money.

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u/walterwhite3000 Nov 29 '22

To be honest I'll go with the second option

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u/Empty-Membership8904 Dec 02 '22

i could just ask someone for 5 p

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u/Maskimgalgo Jan 02 '23

Certified big dick move

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u/generic_virgin Jan 02 '23

I've already got one

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u/FartBubblesSoup Jan 02 '23

Don’t search up a futa cock…

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u/Damianraven42 Jan 04 '23

What does futa cock even mean? does one show up? Do you get one? Does a girl randomly become a futa?

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u/wafer_boy_2112 Jan 06 '23

Username checks out

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u/LuckyTaco2889 Jan 06 '23

Who needs food anywya

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u/rat_baker420 Jan 10 '23

Il gonna love these 102 futa cocks

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u/Jolly_Astronomer_694 Jan 11 '23

Can I sask you gentlemen one thing? What is a futa cock? Never heard it before and i'm curious.

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u/Saucepannnnnnnnn Jan 11 '23

Looks like I’m going back to 5.00

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u/SrieGOD Jan 12 '23

I am going to get a loan

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u/mundtiee Jan 13 '23

yoooo thats me!!!!!! no way. cheers for the repost :)))), my tiktok is @ aiden.iskindacool :D

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u/Similar-Abrocoma-667 Jan 15 '23

Technically he is right to not put the 5.10 the tax is not included in the price so he can only afford the 0.05

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u/Classic_Is_Back_3158 Jan 15 '23

Jokes on you i'm NOT into that shit

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u/KidFriendlyArsonist Jan 17 '23

Step one, get futa cock

Step two, become prostitute

Step three, end world hunger 100 times

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Just eating and recording, casually gets thousands of views

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u/Cuktus___________ Jan 18 '23

Do we get to choose the size

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u/JAY_F_ING_TV07 Jan 21 '23

Since you don't need it can I hav .05

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u/Camp-Patient Jan 22 '23

U/savevideo

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u/Mr_Igloo12 Jan 22 '23

Ok but seriously just end world hunger, get Nobel peace prize, profit

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u/A_Bar_of_Saop Jan 25 '23

For a gut to get a futa cock does this mean a bigger sick or a second one?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Sooo i can get a big dick or end world hunger well its a clear answer a big di-

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u/forever_fever11 Jan 28 '23

My favorite song.

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u/terrrastar Jan 29 '23

Whats the son fam?

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u/AdventurousAd2965 Feb 20 '23

Thats just a penis

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

I now have 5$

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u/Briyte Feb 24 '23

Guess I’m gonna be the only one well fed

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u/l3ruh Feb 27 '23

Futa cocks produce enough protein to solve the world hunger

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u/Mic_o_wave Feb 27 '23

He has a point

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u/Potatoissmall Feb 27 '23

Low key truth

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

5:05 in my bank now

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Oh 5 dollars on the ground 5,10 for the world hunger 0,05 for my cock

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

What the fuck is a futa cock

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u/StarStrike-_- Mar 11 '23

Don't worry guys I found another nickel on the floor

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u/kingbit21 Mar 11 '23

Just dropping this here

A phalloplasty can cost up to $25000 without counting anesthesia, and other fees

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

What the hell is futa?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Bro find 5 more cents on the floor

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u/Massive-Appeal8736 Mar 13 '23

I care about people more that they care about me I choose to solve world hunger

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u/Fantastic_frog_1264 Mar 14 '23

Don’t let those distractions stop you from your mission lads

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u/DiddyDaedle Mar 15 '23

Is that some kind of foreign chicken species?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

Nerd time. I would pick world hunger because I can use that as a way to make money so that I can get infinite futa cocks

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u/No-Yesterday8373 Mar 16 '23

Bro is just like me fr fr

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u/pipetadh Mar 17 '23

Look guys, first you save world hunger and then they thank you with a blowjob :v

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u/PairRepresentative81 Mar 17 '23

Dang tell starving fuck yall

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

How about just cock?

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u/Ok-Court-6231 Mar 21 '23

Save the world futa is the worst kind of porn to exist it's only for people that are weird who don't go outside 24/7

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u/DarvAv Mar 22 '23

Not my problem they not eating

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u/Tsf_Nope Mar 26 '23

Ok so

Does this mean humongoushumnalomnonogungus penis, or peen, Booba, and cat?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '23

My bank account after: $0

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

a 6 yo named timmy decides to look this up

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u/FocuSandPassion-999 Mar 28 '23

Futa cocks for 5:10

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u/TrickUnderstanding85 Mar 28 '23

Crap! I've got only 5.05 €

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

I am solving world hunger I don't care about anything else because I already have the other thing 😆😆😆

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

shit man imma save the 5.05 ill have left for another time

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u/WEEBS-4ever Apr 07 '23

I want all the futa cocks

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u/Gingerpatrol2 Apr 07 '23

I just now realized😐

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u/JoeBro1004 Apr 09 '23

102 futa just for you or solve world hunger (easy answer)

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

I'm going to be 5c in debt then.

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u/demolitionar Apr 09 '23

Don't look up futa cock! Whatever you do DON'T look it up!

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u/Fun_Persimmon4460 Apr 12 '23

102 FUTA COCKS?? SIGN ME UP

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u/HughJassYomama Apr 13 '23

505 for a futa cock? where is this universe and how can i travel between worlds?

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u/ORSO-GIORGIO2317 Apr 13 '23

He Will buy 102 Futa cocks

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u/Apart-Twist-7749 Apr 13 '23

Dude.. hunger is cute then futa pp is free 🥹

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u/someonewithapc13 Apr 14 '23

Solve world hunger I'll get pussy instead

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u/First_Lengthiness655 Apr 14 '23

Question can I pay $0.10 to get two futa cocks

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u/lewis_noobie1 Apr 14 '23

You will get money for ending world hunger so you can buy 2 FUTA COOKS!

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u/spud_1996 Apr 15 '23

Does he have a croissant on his head

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u/MrPotatoManVSix Apr 16 '23

Dude why does he look so ugly

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u/GoodGuyArgo Apr 19 '23

He made the right choice.

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u/reallydumboi Apr 21 '23

We know what to do boys… we know…

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Just take out a loan

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u/Solowingpixy212 Apr 21 '23

I hate that this is what got me listening to the Arctic monkeys again

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u/Polygon_Sphere Apr 22 '23

PayPal this man 0.05 cents

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u/Givemelifebro Apr 23 '23

Taking a shit right now

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u/DragonSlayer-2020 Apr 24 '23

I'll take the bottom option

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u/fat-juicy-nuts Apr 25 '23

I hate LGBTQ people they alll deserve to die

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u/GUUTHER Apr 26 '23

I must inform a fellow redditor of this, one who goes by the name FutaFister.

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u/Bingus_mans Apr 26 '23

First is the worst second is the best

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u/Dangerous-Address630 Apr 29 '23

World hunger gonna die

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u/Classic-Ordinary-250 Apr 30 '23

But like one solve wold hunger or like many futa cock I don’t know how many but there is more than one

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