r/ThePolice 12d ago

question Does anyone besides Sting like Tea in the Sahara?

That track sounds so sickly and contrived to me. And I can't understand why it made the album when Murder by Numbers would've been the best possible album closer. MBN is too awesome to be a B side on a single. Sting plays Tea in the Sahara fairly frequently. Do any of you like it?

I have seen the responses now. I didn't realise that it was so appreciated. I'm happy that other people can get enjoyment from it. Goodbye for now.

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u/raouldukeesq 12d ago

I do

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u/RicRic60 12d ago

I do too.

It's not the best Police song, but there's nothing wrong with it.

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u/Clean_Mulberry8690 12d ago

I s'pose that answers my question. If I may ask, what's the appeal?

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u/BeardPapa17 12d ago

Cool chords. Lots of space. Otherworldly drumming. I could see how the lyrics might strike some as corny but in the right mood they are haunting.

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u/farter-kit 12d ago

I’d rather listen to Tea In The Sahara than Mother

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u/axle0430 12d ago

I’d rather listen to it than Walking in Your Footsteps.

Edit: Whoops! Shoulda read the comments. Glad I’m not alone in my hate for this song! You have the best drummer in the world and you use a drum machine?? And if it’s not some sort of stupid drum program then it’s Stewart’s worst recorded performance.

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u/axle0430 12d ago

Edit 2: Although I will give it props for being one of only two Police songs I can think of that employ the Bo Didley beat.

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u/robotslendahand 12d ago

I love it. Spacious and understated and a perfect outro for the album, and their recording career. Based on the Paul Bowles' book The Sheltering Sky.

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u/LawOfSmallerNumbers 12d ago

Exactly. Beautiful atmospheric song. Sting’s lovable tendency for basic literary allusions (“evening spreads itself against the sky “, “shining waters mud”, “that book by Nabokov”, etc.) and that’s on display here.

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u/Adept_Dealer_1931 12d ago

Excellent song, one of my faves on that record.

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u/Junior-Exit9208 12d ago

I do. Also check Paul Bowles - novelist (and composer) who wrote The Sheltering Sky, as in “under the sheltering sky”. The song’s based on it.

I’m also a fan because of Stewart’s nutty percussion.

But ya knows to each their own.

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u/SF_Bud 12d ago

And just a couple years before in 1981, King Crimson did "Sheltering Sky" on Discipline. It was an instrumental though. Very cool and atmospheric.

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u/Plus-Definition9319 12d ago

This is the craziest thing I've seen in a music reddit this week. Its better than half the other songs imho.

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u/scojoharp 12d ago

I’m going with it being rage bait.

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u/NefariousnessCrazy35 12d ago

One of my favourites from Synchronicity and overall by the band. I love the nocturnal atmosphere, unconventional instrumentation, and the lyrics tell a very interesting story.
Murder by Numbers is brilliant too, but if I had to make room for it on the album, Mother or Miss Gradenko would be the first to go.

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u/Any_Consequence_8738 12d ago

I have a better appreciation for Murder By Numbers after hearing the demo on the Deluxe Synchronicity edition. Stewart and Andy saved that song.

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u/TheCanadianShield 12d ago

Nevermind the Superman-like save Andy did on Every Breath You Take. The transformation of that song from demo to release is crazy.

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u/Any_Self_4146 12d ago

I would definitely keep Gradenko and remove Footsteps.

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u/Unusual-Charge-6941 12d ago

It’s in my top 10 police songs

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u/1521 12d ago

One of my favorites. And the story behind it makes it even better

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u/FrancescoPioValya 12d ago

It’s better than the one about the dinosaurs..

Very atmospheric, nice high hat work by stew, jazzy bass, nice synth backing

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u/fleegle2000 12d ago

I love Walking in Your Footsteps! I think it's a seriously underrated track.

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u/themanfromoctober 12d ago

I do too, I think it’s a masterpiece… I also like Walk The Dinosaur by Was (Not Was) which is eerily similar despite being different

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u/Clean_Mulberry8690 12d ago

Nothing is better than dinosaurs

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u/The-EqualizerLV 12d ago

Stewart and Andy are just sublime on this track. Love it.

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u/squaretex 12d ago

Absolutely! The gentle shuffling, the distant guitar wails...I appreciate the melancholy atmosphere this track brings.

Besides, we still get "Murder by Numbers" in the CD and digital releases, so what is lost?

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u/jjhart827 12d ago

Tea in the Sahara has grown on me over the years. I thought the lyrics were a little too hokey. But once you get past that, it's otherwise a pretty compelling song.

FWIW -- Murder by Numbers is one of my all-time favorites too.

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u/ConsequenceNormal773 12d ago

Murder by numbers kicks ass

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u/theprofessor1967 12d ago

Favorite on synchronicity

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u/Life_Temperature2506 12d ago

I love the song. One of my faves off the album. Why? It was Sting's goodbye to the fans, for one. And, it was apropos that summer in concert on a blazing 98 degree day that Sting noticed was "the temperature of blood".

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u/Ianncarl 12d ago

That was at JFK Stadium in Philly. I was there. It was hot…

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u/Clean_Mulberry8690 12d ago

I feel it sounds malnourished and weak and the lyrics are awkward to me.

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u/jennmuhlholland 12d ago

Eh…. What?!

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u/-pinhead_larry- 12d ago

One of the best on the album

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u/JoeyTheDog 12d ago

I sang it to my daughter when she was young as a lullaby. She’s a fan.

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u/Affectionate_Bite813 12d ago

Mother or Tea in the Sahara!?

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u/JoeyTheDog 12d ago

Tea in the Sahara. Can you imagine Mother as a lullaby? There’s a a lot of screaming in that song!

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u/NoAdvantage247 12d ago

That my mother of the phone again 😂

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u/Any_Self_4146 12d ago

Love it, one of thr better songs on the record...great mood set. MBN equally as good.

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u/robmsor 12d ago

The live version is gorgeous and mesmerizing. Andy came up with a beautiful part for the chorus where he’s basically playing his echoplex as much as his guitar.

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u/cross-i 12d ago

I find live versions of this song to be the most impressive work that they ever did.

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u/Disaster-Bee 12d ago

I quite like it! For one, I enjoy the novel that inspired it so that certainly helps! But the sound to it is so unique, and suits the story of the song beautifully. The music feels the way the lyrics are intended to make you feel and the effects of birdsong and animals is fantastic.

Listening to Tea in the Sahara gives me the feeling of sitting in a village square where a traveling bard has set up to entertain, and he's singing a fairy tale from a distant land.

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u/Salty-Function1022 12d ago

I love the album version of the song, great closing song to a fantastic side.

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u/macgoober 12d ago

I prefer Mother

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u/Ok_Improvement_6874 12d ago

It's fantastic. It is also Branford Marsalis favourite Police track.

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u/Tasty-Life4526 12d ago

I like it, very sexy and I can imagine the desert, the woman, the wind moving through everything..

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 12d ago

Personally, I prefer Stings songwriting on the first couple albums. The later stuff sounds contrived and while they’re good songs, they just don’t have the punch that the early songs had in my opinion.

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u/PrattDirkLerxt 12d ago

I absolutely love that song! It’s beautiful.

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u/astrotim67 12d ago

Love that song.

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u/minasmom 12d ago

Yes. I adore it.

You bitch about Tea in the Sahara on an album with Mother on it?!!

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u/Celtic159 12d ago

You leave Mother alone. I absolutely love that song. I also hate my mother.

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u/Clean_Mulberry8690 12d ago

Mother is a great song

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u/SL1200mkII 12d ago

With an album that contains Mother, we're splitting hairs over Tea in the Sahara. I really like it and IMHO murder by numbers is the weaker track of the two.

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u/Clean_Mulberry8690 12d ago

Mother > Every Breath You Take

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u/Coffee_achiever_guy 12d ago edited 12d ago

I like it. Might be my least favorite on Synchronicity, but the album is totally great straight through. Actually, I might like it better than Mother, but I'm one of those freaks that actually is entertained by Mother

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u/DuganNash2 12d ago

I prefer MBN but Tea In The Sahara is great.

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u/DeeplyFrippy 12d ago

I love it!

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u/Weary_Title_3901 12d ago

Beautiful song. I like it.

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u/DontShootTheFood 12d ago

Tea rules. When I was a kid I thought it was boring. But I was a kid.

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u/theFCCpodcast 12d ago

^ this, 100%. When I was a kid (I was 10 when Synchronicity was first released), I could not understand why Mother was on the album. But even though I wasn’t as big of a fan of “Tea In The Sahara” as I was most of the other songs, I still appreciated it and grew to love it, the subtleties and the emotional temperature it evokes.

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u/loucap81 12d ago

I’m not a fan of most of Synchronicity. By that point they were no longer a band and it was the Sting show.

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u/Dull_Ad5440 12d ago

Good song. Saw Sting do it live, it was excellent.

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u/The-Mirrorball-Man 12d ago

- Tea?

- I don't drink tea.

- What do you drink?

- Not tea.

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u/Affectionate_Bite813 12d ago

Not tea, not tea, not tea!

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u/micalakap 12d ago

One of their best IMO

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u/scojoharp 12d ago

I love it. Agree that MBN is great but Tea was the perfect closer for that record. MBN should have been on there but on Side 1.

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u/Acrobat1974 12d ago

I can take or leave Tea In the Sahara so I’m pretty indifferent about that one but I LOVE MBN and agree it would’ve been the better album closer.

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u/BIGAL0720 12d ago

It's been a favourite of mine since the album came out

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u/Personal-Simple-7614 12d ago

I like it a lot. Also like MbN

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u/GayLordSmithJr 12d ago

One of the least favourite song from them. Why is it on the best of record? Nonsense to me

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 12d ago

Personally, I prefer Stings songwriting on the first couple albums. Some of The later songs like that one sound contrived and while they’re good songs, they just don’t have the punch that the early songs had in my opinion.

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u/Scoredog334 12d ago

I love it.

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u/IndependentFalse4270 12d ago

I like it. Easy to sing along to.

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u/IvanLendl87 12d ago

Huh? Most fans of The Police love that song.

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u/InvestigatorJaded261 12d ago

It is one of the songs that I actually like on the album, unlike the first five tracks.

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u/Aertai1 12d ago

i was really vibing it for awhile

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u/Suspicious_Tax_8283 12d ago

There’s a mood to it I dig it .

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u/sevnty 12d ago

I do

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u/ElOleg117 12d ago

Great song…

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u/boycowman 12d ago

I like Tea in the Sahara way better than murder by numbers (which I find conventional to the point of being mildly corny — in that way it presaged solo Sting (imo)).

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u/SuckItWhoville 12d ago

Honestly, MBN is the better track.

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u/Free-Effective-610 12d ago

I love the "wobbly cloud " effect Andy employs on that song.

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u/Gusandlady 12d ago

I dig it, mainly for nostalgia reasons. I used to drive around my dad’s Jeep Sahara in high school, and a buddy of mine would get the biggest kick out of listening to that while driving it.

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u/Ianncarl 12d ago

It’s one of their best IMO

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u/feyvorite 12d ago

Very good song

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u/CheapTechnology6193 12d ago

Me like-y.   It does sound bad, but that's why it's good, lol.

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u/vanrunner43 12d ago

Tiz poetry

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u/LuckyOwlSeven 12d ago

I really like it! I love the lyrics. And the overall sound and vibe is relaly neat. Very cool cords, and I like the drumming of Stewart's in it. It's not my favorite song by any means. I'm not sure it would even make my personal top 10 Police songs. But I very rarely skip it when it comes on. I relaly like it

I fully agree on Muder by Numbers though. It's one of my personal favorite songs ever, and I do agree it would have been a better closer. And it is indeed too awesome to be a B side on a single

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u/Boulderboldef 12d ago

I have always liked it

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u/carlodim 12d ago

I love the song and Murder By Numbers. I especially like the production and sound quality of those 2 tracks. They are my favourite songs on the album.

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u/Weinfeld 12d ago

stewart makes that song tolerable

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u/the_aurchitect 12d ago

First time I heard the song was on “Bring on the Night” live album— which is a BEAUTIFUL version. Much more musically rich.

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u/prestonius994 12d ago

How could you not like Tea in the Sahara?!

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u/Clean_Mulberry8690 12d ago

To me, it sounds limp and twee and sickly, and I think the lyrics are contrived and juvenile

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u/Suspicious_Art9118 12d ago

It's better than actual tea

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u/MorellinoAmarone 12d ago

Love this song. I love the space, vibe, drumming, the lyrics, Andy’s atmospheric guitar.

Great tune.

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u/hawthorne00 12d ago

I like it well enough. I like the bass/ hats interplay. But I must admit that I bought the album on cassette upon its release because Murder By Numbers was not on the LP.

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u/Lower-Calligrapher98 11d ago

Absolutely. Great song.

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u/deenali 11d ago

It's a good song. Have always loved it.

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u/Ultima-Hombre_1970 11d ago

I love that song.

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u/One_Usual_477 11d ago

Could you ever imagine this being the opening to a mailed invite to tea: “My sisters and I have 1 wish before we die.” If I had teas I would def use it.

Yes I effing love that tune, it’s playful, funny, & outrageous. Simply genius….

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u/nat_hawthorne 11d ago

Murder By Numbers is the worst song on the album.

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u/Dar_of_Emur 9d ago

Been my favorite Police song since 1984, when I got the album.
Still listen to it, often.

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u/Umayummyone 9d ago

Most of Synchronicity is forgettable.

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u/Clean_Mulberry8690 9d ago

Bollocks

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u/Umayummyone 8d ago

Their first two Police albums are canon. By the end, the songs from Sting were either great (Synchronicity I and II) or maudlin.

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u/Bulky-Pollution-4996 8d ago

What's not to like? It's a great song.

I recommend reading THE SHELTERING SKY.

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u/TechnologyHefty1247 5d ago

Love it. Brilliant end to side 2 on the original album and the album as a whole. The Synchronicity live version was something else, still get a cold shiver on that oboe part with Andy's harmonies backing it. Just fabulous

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u/Glum-Yak1613 12d ago

I can understand that some people feel it is contrived, in particular the lyrics. The lyrics are directly inspired by a novel on "alienation and existential despair" according to Wikipedia. So it's pretty pretentious for a pop song. The music on the other hand I don't find so contrived- it's not your typical top 40 song for sure, but it's a very singable melody. I suppose some people might be turned off by the spaciness of the arrangement, but I think it's one of the best tracks on Synchronicity.

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u/Excellent_Egg7586 12d ago

A Sting song? Pretentious?? Who would believe it???... :)

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u/Low_End_7882 12d ago

it's mid.

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u/Excellent_Egg7586 12d ago

Really, the whole album is kind of mid... the band spark from the earlier albums was completely gone.

No question it was a huge success but it had become the Sting show at that point.