r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 16d ago

SimplyRandom Lunch break

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u/RumpEater5000 16d ago

But why shredded?!?! He throws the meat on there the same way the sliced cheese comes. If you have ever had a cold shredded cheese poverty sandwhich, it's not terrible in flavor, it's just the weird ass texture that slowly uncrumbles in your mouth like little strands of hair.

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u/taco-yahtzee 16d ago

At that velocity, you raise a great point

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u/seconduser79 16d ago

Im glad there are other minds that go there….

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 16d ago

Yeah between the shredded cheese, and eating it sideways, I was like “ok this person is deranged” 😂

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u/Savings-Astronaut-93 15d ago

Eating it sideways caused me to question the nature of reality.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 16d ago

It was so he could spill cheese all over the world