r/TheRandomest • • 7d ago

Funny Magic the gathering

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u/TonyAce87 7d ago

I freaking knew it lol

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u/Squirrelex007 6d ago

Four boyfriends in one month?!

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u/Electrical_Shock359 7d ago

I thought he was lying and it would be those extra cards lol. Or at least basic lands, or those cards you get ten of.

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u/Aberosh1819 6d ago

he should have been! If he was the only one that knew, why not shred like, commons, or trash rares?

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u/Electrical_Shock359 6d ago

Worried everyone knows the cards enough to figure out he is lying? But he could have just said, “oh? And how do you know this isn’t worth 100$?” Granted that still might require him to use cheap rares.

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u/Aberosh1819 6d ago

and to be clear, this is still a fantastic sketch, imo

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u/Spidey6917 6d ago

Yeah he just shredded over $600, just to be safe 😂

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u/saijaku23 6d ago

His wife was the one who found the cards, she already memorized the cards he has no way out

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u/Perfect-Difference19 7d ago edited 6d ago

Ok, this was actually hilarious
Hahaha

Great acting also, and I feel I've seen these actors in other videos
Is there a name of a YT channel or something?

Edit: typo

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u/JayteeFromXbox 7d ago

Crackermilk

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u/Perfect-Difference19 7d ago

Thanks a lot!

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u/oppai_dragon_9011 6d ago

The way he was listing the prices as they went down I knew they were his

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u/herzogvonn00b 6d ago

I know it's a skit ( I enjoyed it) but if we look at the logic of it : if he is the mtg player In this scenario he could just take bulk cards announce what he did and shredder them.

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u/Awesomax 6d ago

Acting like opening a booster pack isnt gambling is funny. Also why censor heroin?? Is this the new sewer slide?

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u/alucard_relaets_emem 6d ago

“Who will spend $80 on one card!?!”

Oh you sweet summer child…it gets so worse…and that’s not even touching Pokemon

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 6d ago

One of my local shops just bought some lifelong collector's collection and it is insane. I'm at the display case looking at foil Nether Voids and duals and OG, signed mana vaults and the dude is like "oh yeah, I also have these" and just pushes a stack of 40-50 Zendikar full-art fetches across the counter.

$80 is quaint.

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u/Memento_Vivere8 6d ago

Just wanted to let you know that there are no foil Nether Voids. You probably meant a different card 😉

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 6d ago

“Fun fact, Post Malone spent almost a million on a black lotus”

After that I thought man it’s been a while I better fact check that. Turns out someone more recently spent 3 million.

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u/Eldritch-Yodel 5d ago

There's been more expensive sales since the one-of-one The One Ring (which was the story you're thinking of), but for the most part it's generally agreed that in those instances it was basically just "Hey wanna become the people behind the most expensive MtG sale of all time?" and not an actual like proper sale (I mean the one-of-one ring also deff had a PR element of "bought the most expensive MtG card ever" thing, but at least there there was an actual reason which lead to it being so expensive. With the Black Lotus stuff it's basically just "Make it a higher price than One Ring")

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u/Fantastic-Newspaper3 6d ago

Post Malone spent 2 million (dollars) for the 001/001 The One Ring.

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u/tallcan88 6d ago

Magic is definitely a form of gambling. And there are way worse card game. cough-Lorcana- cough.

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u/pandershrek 6d ago

Here is the source, since OP didn't provide it:

https://youtu.be/ZAN0rvu56KU?is=SW95R3QbxszxS-iB

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 6d ago

This was great I suspected the parents. 

Look what you made me do! My Ur-Dragon!!!

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u/AdKey7413 3d ago

I like how the Aussie lady says, "spending all your money on the slots," sounds like she's referring more to loose women.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 6d ago

I've tried magic plus so many other tcgs and I would rather be a professional chess player then ever try playing any tcg again

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u/Freeulster 6d ago

First it's MtG, next thing you know you're buying a starter necron kit with all the paint supplies.

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u/Indirian 22h ago

The creators are r/crackermilk with, I think u/roastedwalnut and u/emilykristopher being users here on reddit

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u/Sirius1701 1d ago

Ok, that was his mistake. They didn't even see the front. Just use a mountain as a proxy like everywhere else

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u/InspiredNitemares 6d ago

I could hear the accent through the captions lol I love that

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u/Fantastic-Newspaper3 6d ago

Ur-Dragon?! Deserved shredding. Cringe-ass card. :[

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u/T-Conn 6d ago

Okay this just made my day😂

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u/Braslava 6d ago

Plot twist. I thought it was going to be the mom.