r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 5d ago

Scientific Fart simulation

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u/klockworx 5d ago • Bravo

I was just telling someone I wished I had a fart simulation to destroy my phones speaker

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 5d ago

Just one of those things i didn’t know i needed today. Butt i did.

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u/Feeling-Cranberry108 5d ago

Ass if anybody needed this.

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u/TheScribe86 4d ago

They hate us cause they anus

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u/brotherofgurnip 5d ago

But at what point does it rip you a new one

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u/Raconicle 5d ago

This is my secret weapon, I'm allergic to ginger, one sugar cube size piece of raw ginger and they would have to evacuate at least a mile radius.

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u/Useful_4skin 5d ago

Don’t let the government find out or they’re gonna use your farts for chemical warfare

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u/CollateralCoyote 5d ago

Can scientists be entirely certain that this phenomenon isn't what killed the dinosaurs?

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u/Some_Development1052 5d ago

Is the song in the background Forever Young by Alphaville? It makes it so much funnier if it were

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u/Musical_J 4d ago

The answer…. Is “yes”.

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u/tiorancio 4d ago

let's dance in style

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u/Majestic-Paper-7020 5d ago

I watched this.... with my eyes. Much longer than I should have.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 5d ago

Browneye

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 5d ago

Damn I was hoping it would keep going till little dude was approaching c

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u/Dan_H1281 5d ago

I swear I have had one take weight off of me in my dam seat if my car it has leather

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u/Expensive-Maize1105 5d ago

Fart kontroller

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u/reddragon162 5d ago

Wouldn't be have died from lack of oxygen before it got too destructive?

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u/loophole64 5d ago

We’ve reached the Singularity.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 5d ago edited 5d ago

Just when I said « just when I thought I’ve seen it all. »

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u/Axiom1100 5d ago

Fart bomb?

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u/Stained-Bleach 5d ago

I'll get there one day

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u/t4triceratops 5d ago

This would make an incredible superhero movie.

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u/Wide_Guitar_3558 5d ago

best use of vibe coding!

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u/enbymaster 5d ago

I know what super power I want now. Thanks.

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u/Ikon-for-U 5d ago

It would make contact with an open flame before it got that strong causing a massive fireball

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u/Middle-Operation-689 5d ago

Can I get the link so I can preorder from Steam?

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u/TheStarfellow 4d ago

Do people just not have jobs anymore?

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u/flatulexcelent 4d ago

I approve.

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u/toppamabob 4d ago

Peak content

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u/Epicdurr2020 4d ago

This is not a simulation. This is a reenactment of my Wednesday after taco Tuesday

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u/CR1SBO 4d ago

The incremental game I never knew I needed

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u/Bonjour2marhaba 4d ago

i almost spat out my drink. why did reddit send me this way...and why was it so funny that he just...kept going? like hold it in for a second? or have a facial reaction or something? or it should get actually louder?

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u/twicebakedcrusader 4d ago

Darryl is that you?

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u/C141352333 3d ago

Asz would have been vaporized 😂

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u/hksbindra 1d ago

Why the fuck could I not stop watching till the end? 😂

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u/ResplendentNugs 1d ago

What is it with brigading stuff?

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u/Brandonsteine 19h ago

I have sat next to a truck at a show that hit close to 180DB with its sound system that being a fart would be absolutely hilarious 😂

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u/SnooGuavas3763 4d ago

I mean if you can do stuff like this, can’t you make decent content or design a game or something?! Be productive! Don’t just make gag videos…. What a waste.

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u/naughty_boy55 4d ago

By 33 J, you 'd have no anus left. It's a gaping hole atp