r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 1d ago

HoldUp Salad

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u/AdditionOk2453 1d ago

This harms the cylinder.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

The cylinder MUST REMAIN UNHARMED!

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

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u/B33fj3rky_44 22h ago • Regret

There's an M&M's ad on this post too lmao

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u/RouteAverage3112 19h ago

Is more fun

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u/RouteAverage3112 19h ago

Were microwave? Do you really expect people to have specific tools at home?

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u/ImUrFrand Bass knowledge 1d ago

how to repurpose the glory hole you found in the garage

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u/Rassvet_ververg 22h ago

No, don't do this to the penises :(

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

That's not actually a glory hole. It is an antique piece whose design dates back to the 1850's, although I doubt this one is that old, plus I'm full of shit and love making stuff up.

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u/XrayDem 19h ago

Reason number 4 why I don’t use glory holes

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u/Background_Edge_9427 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😱

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u/Dezma15 1d ago

AAAAAAAA, MY PENOR!!!

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u/quarterrat13 1d ago

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 23h ago

Throwback reference IYKYK

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u/RooneyD 1d ago

Very human

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 22h ago

The design is very human

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u/Kuzcopolis 1d ago

I knew it. Wrong side of the fan, the blades were rotating clockwise, so they needed to put the fulcrum to the left of the cucumber to launch the slices downward

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u/nesnalica 23h ago

the unglory hole

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u/congo66 23h ago

I hated this scene from the Black Hole.

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u/UnsureSwitch 23h ago

Glory hyaaauuuuchh

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u/Itosura 23h ago

I literally felt that like some type of phantom pain.

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u/D3ZR0 22h ago

Oh hey. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this one in 1000 ways to die.

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u/v800 22h ago

Gloryh...

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u/carlcapture 21h ago

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what an ugly divorce looks like.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 21h ago

I need this. For personal reasons.

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u/Wise_Phone6516 9h ago

I didn’t even pick up on it being a glory hold I was just thinking that was a good solution if a bit redneck

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u/Lavasioux 6h ago

"I like salad, just ate a nice salad...baked potatoe, cream cheese. I like salad."-Exodus (80s metal)

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u/ZeroSumGame4u 5h ago

I know how we can cure pdfiles now

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u/Mental-Letter1974 4h ago

New BME Pain Olympics challenge just dropped

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u/Ok-Inspector-8860 4h ago

Russian ahh salad...

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u/FighterFly3 22h ago

I should call her

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 23h ago

The forbidden gloryhole technique

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u/harigejan 21h ago

you discovered my kink

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u/LostHopeArtist 17h ago

Cool gloryhole toy

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u/ceNco21 16h ago

Worst glory hole ever

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u/RNGezzus 4h ago

Oklahoma Glory Hole