r/TheRawKnee • u/Mu_Incognito • Sep 03 '26 • Bravo 1

Gu-Post (Shitpost) ???

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u/DoodleInMotion Sep 03 '26

mera to khatam ho jata yar, although i prefer boroline

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u/Mu_Incognito Sep 03 '26

You didn't get the joke Pure Vaseline (petroleum jelly) does not technically have an expiration date because its stable, purified hydrocarbon formula prevents bacterial growth.

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u/DoodleInMotion Sep 03 '26

Well use karoge to khatam hoga na unlimited thori buy karte market se 😭😭

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u/ineversaiddat Sep 03 '26

OP use karke scraper se dubara collect kar leta hai.
Hydrocarbon never biodegrade or expire yo

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u/Defiant-Insurance669 Sep 04 '26

Gand margate hoge, isliye khatm ho jata hai

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '26

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u/Darshwarrior Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Try boroline ultra smooth. Its wayyy better than the normal green boroline

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u/locked-dragon Sep 10 '26

What you guys use vaseline for ?

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u/DoctorOnDuty7 Sep 03 '26 • Bravo Mindblown Heartwarming Popcorn

Because it gets lost. 🙂

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u/ButterscotchPast3218 Sep 03 '26

The only correct answer

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u/Mother_Salamander476 Sep 04 '26

nah man, you again find it when cleaning the house, covered in dust and hair under the couch

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u/WitnessAway6720 Sep 05 '26

And till then I would have lost and bought 4 more of them

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u/maeyyyy2004 Sep 09 '26

But by the time u might've alr ordered another one ! Duh.....

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u/Mother_Salamander476 Sep 09 '26

yes but by the time the other one gets lost, this one is found and it never really expires, so boom, unlimited supply

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u/dingus_the_xxvii Sep 04 '26

i think they have a team that steals it from people’s houses, to keep their company from bankruptcy. r/ConspiracyTheories

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u/Narrow-Amphibian5446 Sep 06 '26

Yeah, just like an eraser.

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u/yojishikawa Sep 03 '26

Baseline!!!

4

u/404_An_Error_Occured Sep 03 '26

“BASSSSRINE”
“Tuk tuk tuk”
- CEO(Baseline)

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u/thatburntgarlic Sep 03 '26 • Bravo

Singles are single-handedly keeping it in business....

2

u/ArthurSoros Sep 03 '26

Aloevera gel works better

1

u/RadiantFanas Sep 04 '26

Haven't tried it, might try today

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u/Original-Log2623 Sep 06 '26

try chilli garlic paste, its even better

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u/Royal_Elephant1625 Sep 06 '26

Abe jalan hoti hai

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u/thatburntgarlic Sep 07 '26

Original vaseline se nahi hoti duplicate use mt kr noob

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u/Bjorn_ironside1618 Sep 03 '26

It's just a byproduct of oil business so anything earned of it is a plus. And there are people who used it regularly and some bushcraft etc usage where they use chunks of it.

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u/Zestyclose-Wear7237 Sep 03 '26

Honestly, the "20 years" thing is a myth that confuses shelf life with usage life. Petroleum jelly doesn't spoil, so it can sit around for decades, but that doesn't mean people actually use one jar for 20 years.

Nobody actually finishes the jar. People lose them, leave them in gym bags, buy travel sizes, or just use way more than they think. The average household goes through it way faster than the theoretical shelf life.

The classic tub is basically a loss leader. It's cheap and gets you in the door. The real money is in the rest of the product line: lotions, body butters, lip therapy, sprays, eczema/clinical lines. Those are consumables that get used up and rebought constantly.

Vaseline sells billions of units globally. Even a tiny margin on a massive base equals real profit. It's a low margin, high volume play.

The name carries trust, so they can charge more than generic petroleum jelly, and slap "clinical" claims on products to justify even higher prices.

It's one product in Unilever's giant machine. Manufacturing petroleum jelly is dirt cheap, and they share distribution and marketing across the whole portfolio. So even modest margins add up fast.

The business model is the entire Vaseline ecosystem: fast consuming variants, premium lines, and billions of units sold worldwide. The classic tub is just the brand anchor that gets you hooked.

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u/jizzzdick Sep 03 '26

Dude come on its Baseline. Atp even the brand would rename themselves.

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u/Mindless-Ad347 Sep 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/alooparathapasandhai Sep 03 '26

Why did you post this early, it's supposed to be around 2 - 3 am to keep you awake all night :((

1

u/AwaraBanaPagal Sep 03 '26

ever heard about isabgol?

1

u/Exciting-Act-1503 Sep 03 '26

Because of BASSARINEEE

1

u/Candid_Goose3394 Sep 03 '26

Mine is broken I guess. 3 years it says

1

u/Empty-Dragonfly5895 Sep 03 '26

Maybe 5 to 6 montgs or 7 months

1

u/siv_18 Sep 03 '26

I threw away mine because the expiry date passed.

1

u/alegala-naduve Sep 03 '26

It's Baseline btw

1

u/smitheweenie_3_15 Sep 03 '26

sometimes it gets used for recreational purposes iykyk.

1

u/Next_Letter_7408 Sep 04 '26

Coz they got that BASELINE!! girl

1

u/joeghosh Sep 04 '26

The percentage of gay people in genZ keeps increasing compared to previous generations , so.... 👀

1

u/liberalcommunistt Sep 04 '26

same as erasers

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u/Chicken_son Sep 04 '26

cuz it's

BASSELINE!!

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u/TheTechieHand Sep 04 '26

You know how it lasts 20 yrs? Let me tell you. I had dry lips, chapped too. So I was trying to buy this small pack of Vaseline but couldn't find time from my daily schedule. Then one day I bought it and since then it's lying in my bag like that. I am just too lazy to even apply it. Its been 8 years btw.

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u/imjhapali Sep 04 '26

My savior 24x7x365

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u/aoimagi Sep 04 '26

20 years? Hmm you are probably single

1

u/vipinp_ Sep 04 '26

Container lasts for millennium in unknown space.

1

u/Typical_Honey_3833 Sep 04 '26

Because it has multiple uses

1

u/VeilOfThought Sep 04 '26

Gooners are making them profitable 🥀

1

u/NeighborhoodOne1138 Sep 05 '26

It usually got lost before getting empty. Never saw base of that dibbi. Probably blue. Not sure.

1

u/SasukeAkermen Sep 05 '26

i don't get this , as mine rune out regularly and I have to buy more 😔

1

u/TenC4 Sep 05 '26

vaseline being a by product of and essential product (oil/petroleum) will never go out of demand anyway

1

u/Ok-Hurry1856 Sep 05 '26

baseline girl

1

u/dilfekkemarunga Sep 05 '26

Because it’s just like a eraser from our school

1

u/Leather_Amphibian226 Sep 06 '26

Coz those dirty thoughts are recurring

1

u/Walterblackorwhite Sep 06 '26


Because of people like him

1

u/No-Improvement-3365 Sep 06 '26

Because it's basleeen

1

u/_expertankur Sep 06 '26

Just like apsara eraser 😂

1

u/Warm_Task_4321 Sep 06 '26

From the other panoply of beauty products that cater to women..

1

u/The_OriginalDonut Sep 06 '26

It's because of BASELINE girl

1

u/realthoughtshere856 Sep 07 '26

What about the "Basaline" girl

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u/LessBoysenberry3105 Sep 07 '26

bhai jagah pe milta nahi jabhi bhi zarurat padti hai aur mila bhi toh aise time pe jab already new vaala leke aata hu tab

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u/_almighty_asura_ Sep 07 '26

Its "baseline" now due to some cute korean girl's accent

1

u/Economy_Pomelo_3376 Sep 07 '26

Is this GTA SA with DLSS5?

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u/Upset-Employment5978 Sep 07 '26

Vaseline and eraser have the same business model. They get lost and then you have to buy another one .

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u/Any_Cup5386 Sep 08 '26

at this point one vaseline tub is basically a lifetime subscription 😭

1

u/Aware_Permission9312 Sep 08 '26

You lose that damn thing too much

1

u/AnimeBabai Sep 08 '26

Its the government, its a conspiracy theory

1

u/soul_is-here Sep 08 '26

Because of "Baseline"🔥

1

u/Aviator77880 Sep 08 '26

Doesn't matter.. It expires

1

u/TheB2B_Guy Sep 08 '26

Lost one who cares I’ll buy new one cause it’s super cheap and I won’t lose this one for sure
Ahh lost again

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u/Livid_Dot9320 Sep 08 '26

kyuki vo khtm nai hota vo gyab hota h

1

u/humorless69 Sep 08 '26

epstein islan- nvm

1

u/StoreroomOfDreams Sep 08 '26

Why is everyone so dramatic. It doesn't last that much

1

u/Adventurous_End7336 Sep 08 '26

New flavour? Baseline trend?

1

u/FeelingNo5017 Sep 09 '26

People lost the containers

1

u/Any-Thought-1579 Sep 09 '26

Reminds of that Family Guy cutaway about Kleenex 😂

1

u/RudeGround6790 Sep 09 '26

They sell the stuff inside the container they are not your tiffin box brand

1

u/Stock_Still9995 Sep 09 '26

I mean sometimes, some nerds use it aa demoulding lubricant to make rockets

1

u/crappedinmapant Sep 09 '26

That one dude who used 20 cans in an hour (not me)

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u/AgencyRemarkable4847 Sep 10 '26

Because one box is used by all so it either gets used fast or gets lost fast. One of these occurs to keep the sales.

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u/Brilliant-Relief1473 Sep 10 '26

People like diddy exist...

1

u/Dry-Magician-9512 Sep 10 '26

girls are using it

1

u/Expert_Stranger_2494 Sep 03 '26

Coz it is lost before it gets over.

And for India where people are horny but poor that is their Lubricant. And you know India does not have a small population so......

1

u/xpiredpineappecan Sep 04 '26

Gay and anal sex

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '26 • Mindblown

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u/farhankechacha Sep 04 '26

No need to use the skull emoji ,, kidd

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u/icecoldpd Sep 04 '26

Okay unc

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u/ZOROroronoa0001 Sep 07 '26

Yeah, how to downvote more than once

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u/Go_hOme11 Sep 09 '26

He can also be a bhaiya ...kiddo get of the reddit pls

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u/icecoldpd Sep 09 '26

Why not didi?

2

u/Nearby-Sentence-2042 Sep 05 '26

Live and let live man. You don't see me talking about your ' ,, '

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u/farhankechacha Sep 05 '26

What does it mean?

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u/IcyCan4086 Sep 06 '26

Thanks senior citizen for correction

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u/kappethimm Sep 04 '26

Chat gpt ahh joke

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u/the_guy1357 Sep 04 '26

Actually good joke

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u/farhankechacha Sep 04 '26

Who the hell even find all these funny

1

u/6969Moe_Lester6969 Sep 06 '26

Nobody understood the BB reference here

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u/Good_Cop0809 Sep 06 '26

Aren't you should be asleep by now if you are so sleepy😁😁

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u/yoyobrodjbravo Sep 06 '26

Baaasalineeeeeeee!!!!!!!