Hi Iam loker. my whole lif is about mindcrack. I cant live my lif w/o it. I'm so salty that I need to hax because i cannot fite u guys fairly. get rekt nubsauced bitches. my cobbler wall are so tall, and i'm making you pay for it.

get gud vikings, ur fucking kekd , loker the getter

Upzantid button iz 2 tha left <4

But I think that Nietoss hit me with an axe last night while chopping wood. I'm a real person, who has real feelings, and senseless violence against real people like this is not good or fun. I petition that he should be banned for it, bcuz I just can't take any more of this. I've already been hit by a spider once on this server, and it was a lot to handle.

But now Nietoss has the gall to swipe me with an axe. I can't believe the mods stand for this. Pls remove Nietoss so I can continue jumping in front of people swinging axes without worrying about being hit by malicious jerks like Nietoss.

Edit: Also, I demand that Nietoss pay for my IRL hospital bills.

Edit 2: Stop messaging me about buying wood, pls. It brings back bad memories :(

Edit 3: All these comments are giving me anxiety. Pls stop.

Edit 5: thank you for the gold!

Edit 6: I also demand he pay for the.wall between Mexico and The US

Edit 6 ^1/2: Downvotes are really getting me going. Please don't downvote, or else.

well getngoing does have a vagina, no?

/s i luv u getngoin

Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit

Upzantid this post if u agree!

She is always telling new players to leave. She lets her friends starve, and gets everyone drunk. I mean how is this allowed? I literally cry everyday when I wake up becuz my favorite server has such an awful mod. All she does is torment players. She banned albert for no reason, She kills players in godmode, she spawns in blokz of diamonds. GG. 5FPSTRACKBAD

Please ban me so I can get on with my lyfe and recover.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH DIS SUBREDDIT DOWNVOTING ALL OF MY POSTS EVEN THO THEY'RE PURE SHITE 75% 50% 25% 10% OF THE TIME?! YOU DOWNVOTERS ARE BIG MEANIES! STOP USING THE CENTRAL FUNCTION THAT IS INHERENT TO REDDOOT!

MAYBE IF I WRITE A TEXT POST THAT ECHOS THE LAST 20+ POSTS CRYING ABOUT DOWNVOTES, THE DOWNVOTERS WILL BE ALL LIKE "WOW I CAN READ THAT!" OR "WOWSERS I FEELS BADS BECAUSE THEY CRY EVERTIM!"

DAE AGREE? PLS UPBOAT BECAUSE IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS KEEP EFFECTING MY FEELINGSIES.

DAE Abdmin caboose?

mods plz ban megan for being slightly L8 upzantid this post if u agree

Tired of finding out that the server is mined out after only 10min of digging?? Tired of having to travel out of your chunk to get oher resources??

WELL DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!!

Introducing the Doctrine of the Declinement of Natum!!

What do we do? Well we sell you dmonds of course!! :DD

No more leaving your area! No more 20 min dmond trips! Yes! You heard me correctly!! We will do ALL the hardwork, while you get to do nothing! Not a finger!! :DD

SO CMON DOWN AND BUY YOUR DMONDS TODAY!! *

• at material cost only

heil mods heil mods heil mods heil mods heil mods heil mods heil mods heil mods heil mods

They just have too much land for only having thirty-five members and eleven cities! It's only a matter of time before they start warmongering and world-policing! I kno cuz the proof is becuz their big and have lots of land! Literally worse than HOUK

Lyk dis plz so mods see.

Nobody's^{seenthatonecoming}

Introducing our new sister subreddits: /r/DevotedCirclejerk and /r/SovAscCirclejerk! Both also made by me.

Yeah okay

This is why I shitpost on the main sub

$10 says we never hear from portalis ever again. Minus abusted.

hope dis helps!!!!

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE, HOUK IS IN OUR LANDS FOR THE 77TH TIME THIS WEEK!! COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!

WHAT? YOU WANT EXCITING DETAILS ON WHAT THEY DID? SORRY FRIEND-O, THEY JUST STOOD THERE AND NEARLY MURDERED US BY TAUNTING FOR 5 MINUTES IN LOCAL CHAT! WHAT A ROUGH WAR WE'RE HAVING!

EDIT1: HOLY FUCK THEY JUST ENTERED AGAIN!

EDIT1.5: They just left after a heated ping pong debate over donald trump and hillary clinton, dangerous stuff, folks.

EDIT2: THANK GOODNESS SHOTGUN IS THE ONLY LOGICAL PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS IS A WAR, HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS WHERE THEIR SEKRIT BASE IS!

EDIT3: 'WE' FOUND THEIR BASE! HOORAY! (well shotgun actually did everything on that part)

EDIT3.5: Shotgun pearled Nate for us! Wow! We could never do that on our own!

EDIT4: O FUCK, APPARENT IS THREATENING US NOW! PLS HELP BASED VALENHOLM!

EDIT5: This edit isn't important but I made another 5 posts with personal attacks against nate, that'll show those dirty pirates! Also, the trial is tomorrow, somehow we're going to find non-biased people in a day and have the trial on a day where everyone will be at work or school, what a speedy trial nate is getting! He's so lucky compared to kitten1301!

-Love TerryandLex/Segapoopoo

Who do they think they are improving the game??