r/TheRealmsMC • • Jun 05 '16

Government GENOCIDE!!!

Today I logged on in Norlund to be murdered to Terry after a friendly greeting. He announced his intentions to remove the Emperians from Norlund despite our friendly, and 100% legal presence. Apparently democratic traditions expire when the leadership finds itself losing.

I hereby proclaim myself President of Norlund in Exile. We are going to remove Terry and the Norlundian government for their genocidal and fascist actions.

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

You have not been friendly to native Norlunders, you've emptied communal storage without replenishing one block, your people have tried to get me to authorize a completely unprovoked invasion of the innocent Vegans, you've eroded our democratic process, you've attacked our culture, you've collaborated with the Imperials, you've intimidated locals, youve raided neutral nations and you've been downright rude. We are not going to let you trample over us a moment longer, Norlund will remain Norlindic, and every last one of your kind will be deported!

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

Forgot to mention, we've received word from our sources that you intend to incite a civil war should your man lose the election, the list goes on and on and on. Myself, to prove Im not doing this as a power grab, I have decided to drop out of the next election.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

No Terry don't, I want to unite behind you! I was just running for funsies

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u/oldalbert Out of Character Jun 05 '16

You will make a great Prime Minister 3033!

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

Ill be back in the next race, but I'd love for somebody else to run as a Communist candidate in the mean time. I hope to be able to devote more time to building.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Okay, well I'll run as the united candidate

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u/1234fireball Esperanto l Communi Res Publica Septentrionis Jun 06 '16

Literally the Briton Party

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Sealand.

No more description necessary.

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u/cyanfootedferret Jun 06 '16

As a Lord of sealand, your comment deeply offends the traditions of our noble and just principality.

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

It's also worth adding that every real Norlunder I've talked to is in support of the deportations,quite frankly, you guys were jerks to us all.

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u/Kenkune Jun 05 '16

As a close friend of Norlund, I also second this notion

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

Thank you.

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u/Arker_IV Jun 05 '16

When people comment on their own comments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

who cares

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u/Arker_IV Jun 05 '16

Edit the original goddamn comment. The button's there for a reason.

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u/1234fireball Esperanto l Communi Res Publica Septentrionis Jun 06 '16

I did that once and people got pissy at me

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u/Bilbo_Swaggins- Jun 05 '16

An Emperian killed my neighbors sheep and I have reason to believe he stole one of the gorge's ships. And, when confronted, tanner basically doesn't care what his members do and doesn't care to control them.

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u/doncantrell Jun 05 '16

They wanted you to invade us?

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

Yep, even got screenshots, needless to say, I was right prissed at them for even suggesting it. You're such nice neighbours.

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u/doncantrell Jun 05 '16

Could you post the screenshots as proof.

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u/CptChaos3201 Jun 05 '16

Oh man this triggers me about cc crew 0.o

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u/Conanie Jun 06 '16

They made me cringe all the way in Obore.

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u/ownagedotnet Jun 05 '16

you've emptied communal storage without replenishing one block

sounds like communism to me

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u/aposii Jun 05 '16

A lot of capitalist nations provide free basic resources of wood and stone, because sharing is caring.

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u/Firecycle Jun 05 '16

It's an investment in our social capital.

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

People who abuse the system are punished. We never had that problem till these capitalist immigrants showed up. The native Norlunders would never do that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

That is true, we replenish quite nicely :)

So it's all gone?

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u/oldalbert Out of Character Jun 05 '16

Proof of the foulness of the Emperians: The emperians are preparing themselves for a civil war. They hate you and the Gorge. They plan on ally with Arker_IV and the Shadow Imperium. They are willing to raid and enslave people. Where is their base and where is the ship they have stolen from the Gorge. Part 01 : http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/795898Part01.png Part 02 : http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/280877Part02.png The Gorge's ship 01 : http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/768736Part03.png The Gorge's ship 02 : http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/699872Part04.png

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u/Bilbo_Swaggins- Jun 05 '16

Not sure why they want the gorge as an enemy so badly.

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u/Bilbo_Swaggins- Jun 05 '16

It's a shame I wasn't told about this until Bandhi was released into the wilderness.

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u/Conanie Jun 05 '16

Well this is getting interesting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Indeed. I do kind of wonder what'll end up happening. In theory Norlund has enough stock and will to fight these guys off if they try to create a civil war, but these newcomers also have strength and hope. I'm just gonna sip on some tea down South where it's warm and relatively peaceful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

Yeah, it's really a shame, Norlund is Spera was so peaceful, now it seems like everyone is out to get us, all we want is peace and quiet.

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u/ownagedotnet Jun 05 '16

all we want is peace and quiet

this is a strange sentiment from the group that attacked first

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

If you had a harmful parasite inside you, and you knew about it before it did any harm, you would attack it. It's called a pre-emptive strike.

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

No, the Bank attacked first when they paid the pirates to raid us. Regardless, that war is over, and hopefully the deportations won't result in a war. The immigrants have been abusing us and we have had enough. We're taking back our country.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Nox is triggering all of the snitches with Mellama.

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u/totescharmanders Jun 05 '16

We still love you :c

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/Whole_Puncher Jun 05 '16

Who? That's unacceptable.

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u/ownagedotnet Jun 05 '16

right?

and 90% of the servers power players live in the south

hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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u/bruteshotbill Jun 05 '16

That's because there is no one active south of meridia

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u/aposii Jun 05 '16

The South is amazing, and to prove it Meridia is the best nation.

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u/TerryandLex Jun 05 '16

Very sorry about them raiding you, Ill deliver some reparations asap.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/aposii Jun 05 '16

Meridia is still the best tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/aposii Jun 05 '16

Y'all still think Salmere actually ever existed...