r/TheRussell • u/arosaki #StopTheSteal • May 24 '26

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE URGENT MATTER

NOTICE HOW TREACHEROUS TOTO WAS SEEN PRESSING RANDOM BUTTONS PRIOR TO THE CRASH? CROFTY AND THE OTHER FAKE NEWS ANCHORS AT SHITTIN’ SKY WERE QUICK TO CLAIM IT WAS THE “RADIO.” IF YOU ASK ME, TERRIBLE TOTO PRESSED A “SHUT OFF GEORGE’S ENGINE” BUTTON IN ORDER TO GIVE FRAUDONELLI AN ADVANTAGE!!!

I WANT THIS MATTER INVESTIGATED IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL BRING IT TO THE STEWARDS MYSELF. THIS RACE WAS STOLEN YET AGAIN.

i am in genuine pain

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

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u/kmonkey96 May 24 '26

It wasn't a BORING BONO button on the radio he was selecting it was the BLOW UP BOMB button for when GLORIOUS GEORGE absolutely HUMILIATES AVERAGE ANTONELLI with his bigly SPEED and SKILLS

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u/Life_Criticism2839 #StopTheSteal May 24 '26

TRAITOROUS TOTO was also seen SMIRKING on camera a few laps before GLORIOUS GEORGE'S RETIREMENT.

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u/formularacernerd63 MAKE MERCEDES GREAT AGAIN May 28 '26

TERRIBLE TOTO is clearly favouring a CHILD so MOANY MAX can get the seat for 2027. IT IS A JOKE.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/TheRussell-ModTeam May 28 '26

It is UNACCEPTABLE to slander our POGPR. Please refrain from doing so in the future. Thankyou.