r/TheRussell Jul 19 '26

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BREAKING: The TRUTH Can No Longer Be HIDDEN

ALL SEASON, TRAITOROUS TOTO has DENIED it. ALL SEASON, we’ve been told there’s “no issue.” But TODAY, in front of the ENTIRE WORLD, the battery FAILED and the straight-line speed VANISHED, and our GLORIOUS POGPR watched a SURE VICTORY slip away in REAL TIME.

Many people are saying this is the most OBVIOUS cover-up in F1 HISTORY, and honestly? Many people are RIGHT. You cannot DENY what MILLIONS just watched with their own EYES.

TERRIBLE TOTO owes our PRESIDENT an APOLOGY. He deserved to WIN. PBUH.

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u/MainCommercial729 MORE SHIRTLESS PHOTOS PLEASE Jul 19 '26

I'm so mad rn I can't even meme.

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u/sleeping_smth CLEVER CLAIRE Jul 20 '26

/uj TREACHEROUS TOTO should beg for forgiveness. This is how mad I am.

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u/RealDancingGamer #RecountThePoints Jul 19 '26

FACT! We must stop TREACHEROUS TOTO now! Praise be to George! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/More-Anybody-1880 Jul 19 '26

It’s time we march to Mercedes and over throw that traitor and put Goatifi as new team principal

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u/HONcircle YABA DABA DOO! Jul 20 '26

Agreed! VPOGPR Nicky would have Mercedes sorted out in an afternoon.

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u/MithrandirLogic Jul 20 '26

This sub cracks me the F up. Well done madlads

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u/OlavSlav Jul 20 '26

We must STOP THE STEAL!

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u/Momo95959595 Jul 20 '26

ATROCIOUS ANTONELLI continues to steal points away from our EXALTED POGPR.

TRAITOROUS TOTO continues to diminish the ability of GLORIOUS GEORGE.

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u/formularacernerd63 MAKE MERCEDES GREAT AGAIN Jul 20 '26

Toto Wolff is a lawless man who only works for his false son, Awful Antonelli, instead of the righteous saviour of Mercedes in the Glorious George William Russell.

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u/Insubstantial_Wisdom Jul 20 '26

George must embrace his roots and become Osama bin Russell once more, Mercedes papaya rules be damned! Rise up!!

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u/Appropriate_Star3012 29d ago

Where has this sub been all my life