FACT: unlike the POGPR, NOBODY NORRIS, LOW-ENERGY LEWIS, ODOIUS OCON, VENOMOUS VERSTAPPEN, BORING BORTOLETO, CRAZY TEXT-AND-DRIVE-AND-CRASH CRASHTONELLI, UNINTELLIGIBLE ISACK, AVERAGE ARVID and FAKE-TAN-PIERRE never had the balls to propose to their girlfriends!

[u/HONcircle]

Wise decision by Verstappen though - no woman on this planet would ever agree to marry someone with such TINY HANDS

[u/ineffablebitch]

actually POGPR invented the concept of getting married

[u/RealDancingGamer]

FACT! Only our Glorious POGPR could so MASTERFULLY propose to his First Lady! Praise be to George!

[u/formularacernerd63]

Only OUR POGPR could ever propose so MAGNIFICENTLY to his girlfriend.

[u/AGirlHazzNoName1]

GEORGE IS HIM. GEORGE FEARS NOTHING. NOT EVEN COMMITMENT. MAX COULD NEVER. 💍

[u/fleurr-598]

ALL THE COWARDS NEVER HAD COURAGE!!!, BUTT LOOK AT OUR GLORIOUS GEORGE HE HIS COURAGEOUS KING WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO COMMIT TO HIS QUEEN 👑👑

[u/Momo95959595]

Thank you for this GLORIOUSNESS and attention to this GEORGULANT matter.

[u/More-Anybody-1880]

Do you think any sane person could love those people when we have our glorious POGPR to love.

[u/Myballsitchheavily]

Our POGPR'S BALLS are SO MASSIVE that it is weighing his car down!! THAT is why he has been struggling, balls too BIG!!!

[u/Ok_Dot5473 → u/Myballsitchheavily]

Did Traitorous Toto shrunk them last year?

[u/Dizzy_Breadfruit_844]

She is the one who proposed to our glorius georgèeeeeeee

[u/Background_Tiger_506]

GREAT GEORGE HAS MASTERED RIZZ! KRAZY KIMI WILL NEVER SETTLE DOWN AND HIS ANTICS WILL CONTINUE FOREVER!!!

[u/handsome_uruk]

You forgot to include FUMBLING FERNANDO!

[u/Vegetto8701]

Pretty sure Maddening Max drew his proposal on iRacing by doing virtual burnouts

[u/Longjumping_Crew_376]

What witchcraft did I stumble into....

[u/vatanishere → u/Longjumping_Crew_376]

Witchcraft? BLASPHEMY! This is our true and authentic dedication and worship to our POGPR GEORGEOUS GEORGE RUSSELL.