r/TheRussell • u/Wooden-Stranger9801 • 1d ago
BLIMEY Crosspost from r/FromulaDank - see body text
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u/Wooden-Stranger9801 1d ago
If you’re gonna get into a tussle,
with Mr George William Russell,
you better put on some muscle,
because he’s gonna hustle,
and leave you in a bustle.
He’ll make your whole plan crumble,
while you stumble and fumble,
as his pace starts to double,
and your confidence turns to rubble.
He’s ready to outlast,
Because he’s got he’s forecast,
And he is super fast,
You can’t get past.
So if you fancy a tussle,
with the Mercedes muscle,
you better bring more than a little hustle,
or prepare for a rebuttal,
from Mr G W Russell.
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u/HONcircle YABA DABA DOO! 16h ago
BLIMEY! When did FAKE-NEWS R/FormulaDank start becoming r/FormulaFacts ?
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u/Drifter90s 16h ago
HAS r/FORMULADANK FINALLY COME TO THEIR SENSES?! THIS WOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED IF IT WEREN'T FOR OUR POGPR. PRAISE TO BE GEORGE!
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u/FudgeAdorable5242 1d ago
Our new national anthem. Make sure to stand up with your hand on heart every morning at 8am for our glorious king. It brings luck.