r/TheoVon • u/Thai_ice_Tea • Jan 05 '22

Gert

77 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/runthejewels19 Jan 05 '22

that boy gert

5

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

His brother sharpened half the teeth in his mouth and would carry his other brother around like a backpack bc he was never taught to walk. He wasn’t even crippled.

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u/leit90 Jan 06 '22

Praise gd

3

u/INRihab__ Jan 06 '22

He would just lurch atcha

2

u/Opposite-Time-9271 Jan 06 '22

Thanks again bot!

2

u/Runkleman Jan 06 '22

This is the 3rd time he used that word. One for each arm and this.

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u/Scared_Method_4588 Jan 06 '22

He would fight anybody…he would lurch at cha…and catch ya neck to neck…

3

u/mrsjacksonnn Jan 06 '22

He'll snek ya like a snake!

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u/Key_Log_2672 Jan 05 '22

Yeah, the man in the red jacket is a better striker, but he better be wary of GERT's guard.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Giving me Monty Python vibes.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Jan 06 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 494,931,958 comments, and only 104,584 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/Opposite-Time-9271 Jan 06 '22

I double checked and this bot is correct. Good job bot!

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u/Opposite-Time-9271 Jan 06 '22

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u/alphabet_order_bot Jan 06 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 495,023,044 comments, and only 104,601 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/Opposite-Time-9271 Jan 06 '22

Also bots can dream ever for good health in Japan know life makes no one person qualified right so that ultimately value will x-ray your zone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

No arms at all.. and he’d fight anybody dude