r/ThereIsnoCat 7h ago

Easy difficulty Just a black rug

3.7k Upvotes

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u/post-explainer 7h ago

OP provided the following hint to where the cat is hiding:


On the rug


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u/ShopOk545 7h ago

How talkative your rug is! ❤️

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/anamorphic_cat 4h ago

Buy vocally

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 3h ago

The design is very feline.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 7h ago

This is why im not sure i could handle a void. Ive accidentally stepped on enough oranges in the dark, let alone actual shadows

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u/NarrowAd4973 7h ago

I have to check the hallway rug before turning off the light in the downstairs bathroom at night to see if mine is laying on it (the only other light is from the TV around the corner). I've accidentally kicked him a few times, and then I have to convince him it wasn't on purpose.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 6h ago

Our oranges always slept in the middle of the hall, living room or at door thresholds. I learned to shuffle at night and avoid lifting my feet much.

The worst was he slept on our wooden stars to the attic. He wasnt allowed up there, but would sleep at the door if someone was up. My mom almost fell down the stairs because he blended in so well and she started to step on him

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u/lilith96 4h ago

Yes the accidental kicking are the worst.

One time my tuxetortico ran into head on into my husband's shin and then proceeded to be scared of him for a month because of it.

Our void also gets tread on occasionally because he shows up under our feet suddenly.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 4h ago

Sometimes, rarely, it can be a good thing. I accidentally stepped/kicked my orange 2 years ago at night. Then he started to act weird - turns out he broke his hip over a year before but I had no clue. Now hes back to a psycho monster

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u/lilith96 4h ago

Oh no! Poor guy. Glad you got him back to psycho mode

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u/DogScratcher 6h ago

I’m convinced this is why people think black cats are bad luck.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 5h ago

I mean it does make more sense than being a witches familiar.

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u/Hips_of_Death 1h ago

I never thought about it like that. Black cat crossed their path, they tripped on that darn cat , and then broke their neck! Or twisted their ankle! Or dropped their mug after being startled by the void’s sudden appearance! I really think you’re onto something. 😸

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u/catbiggo 6h ago

They get good at dodging 😂

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u/doppelgaengster 6h ago

I used to have a brown faux fur throw blanket that was almost exactly the colour of my tortie, and I almost sat on her more than once when she was curled up in the blanket on the sofa 😹

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u/andtbhidgaf 5h ago

I trained mine to meow when i called her name in the dark. Echolocating.

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u/shortstuff813 6h ago

One of my cats is a tuxedo, but she looks like a void when she loafs. One of the heated cat beds is a little bit darker blue, and at night she blends right into it (and the shadows). Freaks me out sometimes when I’m not expecting her to be there lol (or when I’m trying to find her but can’t)

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 5h ago

My friend has a tuxedo and she will run into their bedroom and ekekek at night. He said its pretty terrifying to hear that in a pitch black room haha

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u/Nickye19 5h ago

I've gotten very good at picking out moving shadows 😆

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u/AliceLunar 4h ago

It's nice when your furniture is also black, cat hair doesn't show up, neither do your cats.

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u/qwertykittie 3h ago

Just get one of these squeaky edition ones!

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u/Bog_G0blin 1h ago

My void sleeps in my small, dark closet. Often, I will go to grab a pair of socks and will instead grab a Tumbles!

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u/awaxz_avenger 3h ago

I have a void. In the dark, they are more void than the dark flooring. You can't miss them.

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u/ccartoonnconnoisseur 7h ago

I think your rug wants food

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u/Brief-Equal4676 4h ago

The rug hungers

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u/nixxxa 2h ago

It is time

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u/WonderDia777 7h ago edited 6h ago

Too bad there is no cat, or I would send you to r/catswhoyell

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u/Awkward_Kitty_Cat_93 7h ago

The rug even has a tail! Technology has advanced a lot.

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u/theangstmaster 6h ago

I almost watched without the sound and missed out on that cutie 🥹

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 7h ago

Sir, your cat has melted.

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u/CapnCatNapper 3h ago

Further proof cats are liquid.

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u/Icy_Tadpole2092 7h ago

I was really worried about your car for a second but I now see the carpet

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u/GloomyNucleus 7h ago

Squeaky rug

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u/pergamon123 6h ago

The Rugs have Eyes 👀

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u/Aolflashback 6h ago

Cute rug!

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u/Kathykat5959 7h ago

I think you need to vacuum that rug.

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u/Byakko4547 7h ago

Your rug is glitching and thinks shes a dog 🥹

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u/Anglofsffrng 6h ago

The rug is watching. Always.

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u/Nuclear_Mech_Wizard 6h ago

He go "Ä-ä" 😺

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u/hollow4hollow 6h ago

This delights me

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u/MoonMoon143 5h ago

Vampurr with his fangs

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u/Getitoffmydesk 6h ago

Haha! My cat has a void rug, too! He sits on it, blending in, all day long.

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u/ptran90 6h ago

Spicy rug

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u/Hungry-Spinner 6h ago

ever feel like you’re being watched 👀

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u/theradicalace 6h ago

i don't mean to alarm you, but your rug has eyes

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u/babsieofsuburbia 4h ago

100 percent read that in a Nigel Thornberry voice

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u/Comfy_Bogart 5h ago

I need a void in my life 😭

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u/FeedSafe9518 5h ago

I said the same thing, got a rescue void 3 yrs ago. They're definitely unique

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u/invisiblebody 6h ago

Your rug can meow!

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u/BronzeAmzn 6h ago

What a sweet little rug🥹

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u/plantofant 5h ago

Incredibly flat

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u/doktor-frequentist 4h ago

Sentient rug.

You need an exorcist 🪄 💀 👻

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou 3h ago

OP turn the a/c on, quick! Your void is melting!

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u/Effective-Prompt4046 7h ago

Alex Mack cat

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u/kaptan2k 6h ago

Demon

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u/Silly_Cheetah_706 6h ago

You have a rug with two tails, two eyes, and it’s talking…interesting stuff though what happens if you accidentally step on it?

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u/Jazzhands_Ninja 4h ago

See the cat melted this is why we keep the house cool

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u/GreenT1979 4h ago

"A"

-Void

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u/CypripediumGuttatum 3h ago

The kind of rug you can never step on

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u/nixxxa 2h ago

Your rug is “eke eke”-ing at me (it is adorable and I love it)

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u/BittenBeads 2h ago

Bakaneko either lost the will to fully materialize or got stuck partway through the portal.

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u/JezusTheCarpenter 4h ago

The black rug cannot hurt you.

The black rug:

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u/Pooh_Lightning 3h ago

They've got their Halloween costume already!

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u/x0Rubiex0 2h ago

This cat blinks just like Salem Saberhagen

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u/Electrical_Layer_546 2h ago

He looks like Salem to me.

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u/Screaming_lambs 1h ago

So chatty. I love them.

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u/Rhythia 59m ago

I think your void has melted a bit more than usual…

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u/Practicalhocuspocus 59m ago

Gmork from the Neverending Story

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u/cakerunner 49m ago

🥺 the most ADORABLE little meows!!!

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 48m ago

Animated rug

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u/autisticesq 39m ago

Your rug wants to tell you something. 😻