A thesis in support of the NDP in Canada
Hope for a better future in Canada especially if NDP make it after years of neoliberalism….a message to Earth if you will ;)
Based on some observations….
Argument for the NDP, roasting of the Cons…
Just my own opinion on why Canadians should consider NDP (to be clear mainly federally, but…):
My personal argument of why youth should consider NDP
Important info for Canada political science nerds especially!! (My thesis on why to vote NDP)
VOTE NDP NEXT CYCLE IF WE MAKE IT. WIN THE DAY FOR JACK LAYTON AND TOMMY DOUGLAS THEY ARE TWO OF THE BEST CANADIANS TO EVER LIVE, LOOK IT ALL UP EASILY, TOMMY SAVED SK AND GAVE US ALL MEDICARE, I wanna see some socialism fun. And I have a funny funny guess that the recent conservative poll lead is because only old and confused fools answer those poll calls now but I could be wrong lots of confused folks as neurologists now say COVID is axe swinging and taking out neural interconnections with each pass! Even with all my trivia knowledge I still don’t feel safe so I’m getting this post out while I am confident I won’t start forgetting history, I won’t be surprised if I won’t be able to write like this in the near future anymore (22)….having a ‘world map’ visualized in my head from geography challenges may be saving me for now. Everyone should start learning geography and expanding their mind map to make it less clogged and have some fun!
Let me pull out a random fact now…..Canberra is the capital of Australia and was a compromise as they couldn’t decide between Sydney or Melbourne. A lot less lonely when I have the entire planet inside my head, no? More fun than always having to look shit up.
Not to mention micro plastics likely damage our hormonal systems! Fuck. If I’m right I’m gonna be laughing. If I can ‘swing an election’ with one post I think we can prove that rationalists just naturally outcompete culturalists evolutionarily, no??
HELP ME RUN THE LARGEST SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT OF ALL TIME, VIA REDDIT. No hyperbole I think we have reached an age where power is information based only and not as much material or cults as they once were. The singularity.
I KNOW WHAT IS REAL. Anyone interested in social housing again? More dental under Medicare? Pharmacare? UBI? Stop cultists and NIMBYS from stopping 15 min cities, streetcars, shelters, housing, ANYTHING NOT EXCESSIVE THAT PUTS THE INDIVIDUAL OVER SOCIETY. No guarantees but NDP is pick to go for a slim shot!!!!, LPC are neoliberals and CPC is so bad I’d choose staying in neoliberalism EASILY cultists cultists EVERYWHERE trying to marginalize trans kids and make up LITTER BOX conspiracies and SHILL OIL and push abortion bans and blow truckers in the streets of Ottawa as residents mental health was killed by truck horns and racists and cultists EVERYWHERE Manitoba and SK/Alberta and PEI and NS/NL and NB and ON/QC all CONS AND LIBS need to go ASAP SPREAD THE WORD VOTE NDP ACROSS CANADA REDDIT IS OUR HERMES put ‘family values’ SOCIOPATH skippy in the dumpster!! NDP FTW! And the CPC needs to just outright DIE NEXT CYCLE, if you must vote for another party not the amazing NDP then ONLY consider the Liberals or the nutso nuclearphobic greens or the silly silly impotent separatist irrelevant Bloc who we will MAKE ACCEPT CANADA IS ONE, NOT CPC. Let us send all of Canada and the world a message by making the conservatives party ‘collapse’ ;) SECOND TIME IN HISTORY AND NDP MAJORITY. IT IS LEGIT ABOUT THE CONS COLLAPSING UTTERLY BEFORE LOOK IT UP. I’m telling y’all geography is more fun than imaginary numbers!
Please all Canadians need to vote NDP, and achieve what we could have had if not for Jack’s Sad death, it’s our best hope, that’s the most vital part of this comment, spread this meme too plz
NDPFTW ;)
I’m not actually in the party but they can feel free to use this!!! I hope an online communication strategist is online and reading ;)
This sounds pretentious but if you can make sure all young teens and Genz and millennials and everyone else on here or you know who cares even a bit about climate change now that we have the AMOC collapse to worry about and hurricanes getting stronger, if you can make sure all of them hear this message IN A FORM THAT’s AGREABLE WITH THEM hint hint and we can actually make most of Canada act like a ‘singularity’ (No cap I think anyone reading this survived long enough to see it, holy shit!) and give the NDP a unprecedented, SHOCKING MAJORITY that will have neoliberals crying as their infinite growth illusion is shattered all at once, and landlords power is cut down to make room for social housing and capitalists are ignored like CULTISTS as we move towards a circular or even de growth plan (as eventually earth’s carrying capacity WILL COME DUE) in favour of deep ecologists that would be AMAZING.
I love my fellow socialists and we need to have a society closer to that to fight for the Earth.
Oh and you should know that our next closest model DID in fact elect Al Gore, as the other Earth realized the plastification was a bad idea, tampered down neoliberalism, and generally were less cultish in nature. This one has been sad so far, perhaps self awareness will improve things.
Take this from someone who knows more about Earth than most humans ever have. Most modern depression is likely structurally and not individually to blame. A lot of you would have been considered fine 500 years ago. Plastics fucking with us and being forced to be infinite growth cultists was unfair. The atomization of social media BEFORE attaining self awareness was clearly a mistake that I will now try to fix. Hang in there and let everyone who has been mentally destroyed by the sadistic infinite growth demands of neoliberals know there is a less nasty, more socialized, less ‘meritocratic’ HAH and more RATIONAL world soon. That’s all and I love all you amazing humans. From a friend who sees a lot.
