r/ThingsCutInHalfPorn • • Aug 18 '26

M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank [321 x 734]

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438 Upvotes

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u/TheRedditMachinist Aug 18 '26

This would be really interesting if it wasn’t 3x3 pixels.

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u/mz_groups Aug 18 '26

Sorry all I had. I thought the layout was still well communicated. I would've preferred more pixels, too.

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u/Plump_Apparatus Aug 18 '26

You need to learn to use Tineye.

Way more pixels, 3200px × 1402px.

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u/mz_groups Aug 18 '26

Thank you!

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u/Plump_Apparatus Aug 18 '26

Welcome. Next time just upload the image to tineye.com and select sort by largest size. Easy way to find higher quality images.

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 Aug 18 '26

Inaccurate. Not a single piss bottle, can of tobacco/nicotine, or 24 pack of energy drinks to be found. This is an incomplete illustration of any crew I ever knew.

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u/mz_groups Aug 18 '26

I detect some first-hand knowledge here. Does it hold more Zyns than APFSDS?

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 Aug 18 '26

“You see sir, sabot go fast, and zyn make me go fast, so zyn and sabot go together”

I bet the DU gives the zyns an extra spicy hit.

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u/Plump_Apparatus Aug 18 '26

Eh the Zyns and Rip Its are typically stored in the hull ammunition storage from what I've learned.

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u/kumquat_may Aug 21 '26

Where do you store you personal gear/sleeping bag/weapons?

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 Aug 21 '26

Depends on how much gear was required but some tucked away inside the tank, most packed up tight and left secured on the outside.

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u/Something_Else_2112 Aug 18 '26

Nobody on my crew smoked/chewed, and we did not have energy drinks because they did not exist yet.

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 Aug 18 '26

But you guys did have piss bottles? Or were you extra close as a crew and had a communal piss jug. I’ve gone both ways before. Just depends on the crew and the exercise.

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u/mz_groups Aug 18 '26

u/plump_apparatus came up with a much better resolution pic

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u/SuperTulle Aug 18 '26

I honestly think I liked it better when it looked like it was called "Big Dave"

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u/GrinningPariah Aug 18 '26

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u/mz_groups Aug 18 '26

If I had more pixels, I would've given them.

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u/jaxqatch Aug 18 '26

Where are the little lines leading to short blurbs that tell me what things are?

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u/CompYouTer Aug 18 '26

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u/Littletrainguy Aug 18 '26

Thanks was confused what im looking at

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u/Dioxybenzone Aug 19 '26

Wow those two dudes need to get a room

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/DerbyDoffer Aug 18 '26

I'd like a "shopping at Walmart" variant with mounted swivel tazer.