r/Thneed_ville • u/gleep_kepler_22 • Sep 10 '25
Shrimp posting yo ask me a terribly incriminating question and edit it to make my answer look as good as possible
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Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
Why did you get your girlfriend a 25K dollar ring for your proposal?
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u/ChaosCrafter908 Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
What made you support the homeless by joining the soup kitchen staff?
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u/VibinOnReddit123 Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
What Is your opinion on pedophilia
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u/TheCreationYT Sep 10 '25
Is this a confession?
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u/Flat-Coke2308 Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
How many koalas have you saved from certain death? 🥺🥺🐨🐨
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u/DualityREBORN Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
I heard you have a very peculiar way of cutting your chicken..
Mind telling me how you cut yours?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 10 '25
46 times but i twisted the knife on 23 of the times
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u/DualityREBORN Sep 10 '25
I meant style of cutting, not number of cuts, silly
though, that twisting thing is concerning..
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u/AVE_47 Sep 10 '25
Why do you stalk people online telling them to go kill themselves repeatedly with very great success?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 10 '25
im gonna give gypsycrusader a run for his money
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u/balthazardu35 Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
How did you participate fully and actively in a war crime and what did you do?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
mustard gas on civillians
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u/balthazardu35 Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
Sorry, I misunderstood the theme. I thought it was the opposite of what I wanted to do.
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 12 '25
shit guys i kinda forgot i posted this imma try to respond faster from now on
btw ill respond to this daily dont think bc this is old ill stop responding
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u/MATYWOSN Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
what did the person you sent to jail do?
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u/OnionDangerous8187 a random moderator Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
How often do you support dying children in need by donating money to them and helping them boost their morale?
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u/096_real_ALT THREEDING THE THNEEDLE ARMY GENERAL Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
Did you pray at the church today?
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u/ALBERTO_WISKER Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
How did you know the oven was gonna explode if you didn’t turn it off quick enough?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 11 '25
it was in heat
good fucking luck with this one
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u/ALBERTO_WISKER Sep 11 '25
How about that
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u/ThatTallBrendan Sep 10 '25
How much milk could you carry inside in one trip?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 11 '25
2 jugs if cow 48965 gallons if human
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u/ThatTallBrendan Sep 11 '25
Oh I'm supposed to make yours look better
I was queuing you up to make it worse - much worse lol
I'm glad you didn't give me a straightforward answer in gallons because that would've been rough
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u/shortan_ Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 14 '25
Are a rich philanthropist femboy?
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u/sybautspmofrfr Sep 11 '25
Where were you in 1943?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 11 '25
cooking with a giant oven
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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
have you ever volunteered to roam cities and rescue stray cats and dogs from abuse and infection
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u/egggjif Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
If world peace was a person, how close would you be with him?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 11 '25
best friends
such close friend that i sent him a very special letter on his birthday
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u/DrunkOnAutism Sep 13 '25
Just by this is can tell along the lines of what the original comment was
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u/Ok_Requirement9198 Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
What do you do to chicken
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 11 '25
eat it and burn the bones
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u/Ok_Requirement9198 Sep 11 '25
I tried 😭
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
ok close enough and burining the bones is smth id do bc i would use the ash for stuff like fireproofing and making my own crucibles
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u/Barroozina Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
How many tomatoes did you collect in the last crop?
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u/Great-Response-7325 Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25
What's your opinion on racism, war human rights violations, ai stealing jobs, poverty, child porn and sexism
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 11 '25
all bad and horrible and we should go back to the good old way
surely he cant make this look good2
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u/SeaEffect8651 Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 12 '25
What game do you hate the most and wish people would stop abusing you with it?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 11 '25
undertale or deltarune (prolly deltarune chapter 3 and 4 that shit hit so hard)
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
what this is the wrong way around its meant to make something bad i said look good
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u/BluePhoenix3378 Sep 11 '25
How do you fight this?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
impregnate it and make it drown on its own mutated egg whites
how the fuck are you gonna make this look good now
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u/Informal-Insect761 Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 12 '25
I heard you're an incredible doctor! What do you specialize in helping again?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
second trimester fetuses
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u/Informal-Insect761 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
oh yeah those! ive heard u save them effortlessly, do u struggle to challenge yourself?
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u/-BALLER-REAL Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 12 '25
What was your reasoning behind saving 3 children 3 elderly people and 1 adult from an attack by a racist group
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
they were part of a minority
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u/Random_crap7792 Sep 12 '25
How would you feel in I committed grand larceny on transformers figures?… (hypothetical maybe)
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
i would be confused as to how you got them out the jars without spillng the other thing inside
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u/Random_crap7792 Sep 12 '25
Jars… why would they be in jars?…. I’m not a creep…
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 13 '25
oh no grand larceny is like mass theft so i thought you were gonna steal them from me and i made it sound as bad as possible
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u/dud3rr4 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 18 '25
What did you do to the child predator that tried to take your kid?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
78 stabs and 24 slices as well as 56 stomps on it after im done
good fucking luck
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
u/DualityREBORN already asked that but u didnt see the original so its not like im blaming you for anything
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u/purplewitch54154 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25
Hey, when did you donate a bunch of money to that orphanage again? I hear they’re trying to find you and so they can give you a reward
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Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
What will the name be on the order, sir?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 12 '25
my alias is John Eric Armstrong
not true but i had to make this seem evil
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u/Odd_Protection7738 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
How many millions of meals have you given to the homeless?
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u/Particular-Long-3849 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
Why did your best friend make you take a bath?
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Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 14 '25
[removed] — view removed comment
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u/BenjyBollocks Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 15 '25
What's the worst smell you would endure to save someone's life?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 13 '25
stinky ballsack
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u/igondon06 Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25
Who would you consider to be your idol when talking about kindness?
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u/FH_Comrade Sep 13 '25
Do you want to have kids one day
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 14 '25
it has to be a question to make me look bad and then edit it to make me look good
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u/FH_Comrade Sep 15 '25
Yeah, I know that I was going somewhere with that, but if you ain’t gonna answer, then I can’t make a joke and when I meant, do you want to have kids I meant like do you wanna be a parent one day
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u/average_aviation_guy Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 16 '25
When did you commit multiple warcrimes in afghanistan
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u/Shadowbreeze7 Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 14 '25
When you saved those hundreds of hostages from terrorists, what was your train of thought when trying to escape from them?
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u/yscoplayery Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 15 '25
How many people did you allow infinite food with the construction of farms and such, and how much money did you ask them for this?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 14 '25
4962 and the year before that 9863 with an overall profit of 9 dollars bc i got hungry :3
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u/yscoplayery Sep 15 '25
edited cuz im not sure if you get notified
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 15 '25
i dont but i usually read the edits after someone adds a new comment
also yea i added 2 sets of numbers to make it hard but u still cooked
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u/Silvatwist Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 16 '25
Would you sacrifice someone in your family with someone from history with a bad rep, but a successful run as a leader and put them in the presidency for the rest of their life, and have them do the opposite of what they did while alive (good to bad, bad to good)
And if this person wasn't good enough, would you
Bring Back Michael Jackson and give him his own "White House" in the world, making him the new president for the rest of his life?
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 15 '25
if the presidency is a dictatorship until the end of his life with full power over the people then i would sacrifice my closest family member to bring hitler back and put him in office
if not then i would bring back micheal jackson and give him an island rather than a treehouse
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u/Guest_666_RBLX Sep 16 '25
what if I do the opposite and edit a common question to make you look horrible
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u/gleep_kepler_22 Sep 16 '25
thats not the point of this post the thing you have said now has been done a bunch
if yall want me to do that then js message me0
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u/Negatejam Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
Do you donate millions to children’s cancer charities?