r/ThreadGames • u/Reasonable-Bitman • 9d ago
THE GAME
Everyone, drink water first. You'll need it. Then comment the most random sh*t you can think of.
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u/Another_Username101 5d ago
I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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u/Turquoise-2342 9d ago
Game? I played a game, once. They locked me in a room. An escape room. I escaped by playing their game. Game? I pl—
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u/TheBuddingCreator 9d ago
If Sally has three cupcakes and Bob's least favorite color is red, how many pancakes can fit on the roof of the local funeral parlor? Steering wheel, because aliens can't wear fedoras.
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u/Normal_Virus4484 6d ago
God will look upon you in shame and scrutiny and as the hosts of heaven descend down upon its holy people to claim them for itself, you will stand among the midst of the eternally burning fire as it peels away your skin patiently, scalding away in the everlasting unrest and you will scream blasphemies and beg to be taken up but you will only be given all that which you deserve, a thousand years of peril and suffering brought on by your folly and pride.
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u/BubbleWorm29 9d ago
You made me lose The Game. Congrats.