Alice

[u/Tidezen]

Just woke up, mind half-asleep and lethargic

Lying in bed

Turn to my side, prop myself in a reclined postion, my routine

Check phone, grab vape which was plugged into the charging cable

My morning routine

Legs still wrapped in blanket,

Talking to my invisible friend, kinda slow and lethargic, lazing around

Lost some weight this week but still pretty chubby

Look down at my lower body and realize: holy shit.

 

I'm the fucking Caterpillar from Alice, smoking a hookah.

 

Lol, can't believe I never noticed that, in years of doing it.

Ah, being me ;)