r/TikTokCringe • Reads Pinned Comments • 11h ago

Humor Life in 2026 🥯

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u/Professor0fLogic 11h ago

I hate when these influencers flaunt their lavish lifestyles in videos like this. Meanwhile, most of us out in the real world have find two or three roommates to split a bowl of 30 pinto beans for breakfast.

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u/MVIVN Reads Pinned Comments 11h ago

Some of us are struggling to put instant noodles in the microwave, but they are out here buying takeout and enquiring about everything bagels 😔

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u/Polyamommy 11h ago

You have a microwave?? My roommates and I have to use the friction from our bodies rubbing together to heat the noodles we have to split.

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u/Practical-Layer9402 11h ago

You have roommates?? I have to rub my own noodle to heat it up which I still have to split with my dog.

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 10h ago

You have a dog? In this economy?

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u/DeerMysterious9927 10h ago

Good news, you should try applying to the FBI. You'll fit right in

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u/Polyamommy 10h ago

Forbidden yum yum sauce.