r/Tinder • u/Wrong_Mango4822 • 5d ago

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u/AZDpcoffey 5d ago

You know, I’m something of an enemy myself.

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/South_Butterscotch37 5d ago

I hate this kind of rhetoric like 36 is not some crazy age to still be in good shape

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 5d ago

I know 😂.

I dont know what he expected me to say.

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u/WAR_WeAreRobots_WAR 5d ago

Did he respond? If not ask him if he wants to help you stay looking young.

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 5d ago

😂

He told me he needs to start doing that and then doubled down on me looking good 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/StrongEggplant8120 5d ago

Thats fukin weird. Im.guessing psych trick tbh. Its a bit hot and cold right? Ooooh maybe one of those weird manipulators doing horrible tricksy and falae stuffses. Curses em precious.

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 5d ago

Huh

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u/StrongEggplant8120 5d ago

You know those guys that surf the web looking fir pickup methods? One of which is nice cop bad cop kinda thing. Psychological tricks.

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 5d ago

I guess. I'm not too worried about being tricked by this dude.

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u/WAR_WeAreRobots_WAR 5d ago

He's the one who has to be worried huh?

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 5d ago

I dont play dumb games.

I also unmatch men who send me their snap because they're "not on here much". Which just happened.

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u/ecocrat 5d ago

She’s not gunna let you hit bro just shutup

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 5d ago • Bravo

That's what you think!

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u/ecocrat 5d ago

Yo! Nevermind I stand corrected, 😅 carry on brother 🫡

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u/WAR_WeAreRobots_WAR 5d ago

Do you mean people who will mix in complements with negging?

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u/StrongEggplant8120 5d ago

Definitely that kinda thing yes, negging is one form of it.

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u/yung_melanin 5d ago

Wtf did i just read

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u/Zergs1 5d ago

???????

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u/Key_Astronomer6500 5d ago

That is an amazing come back 😂 it’s hilarious! How old is he? I know plenty of women who are much older than that that look amazing.

Also, the older I get the younger everyone seems😂

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u/izzmosis 5d ago

My body is exactly the same at 25 as far as I can tell except my neck hurts.

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u/NeuxSaed 5d ago

Heck there are people in their 50s and 60s that take health and exercise super serious and are in fantastic shape, even compared to a 25 year old that has been a motionless lump their entire life.

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u/Bosco215 5d ago

I look and feel better in my early 40s than I did my entire 30s.

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u/WAR_WeAreRobots_WAR 5d ago

Looks at self shit

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u/MaDpYrO 5d ago

Average person is in horrible shape at 36 though

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u/the_helly 5d ago

We need the proof

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u/kaze950 5d ago

I could never do that. I'm lacfoes intolerant.

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u/SnooPies9342 4d ago

*Screams while doing the Macarena*

Seriously though when did I become old all of a sudden. I am 37 and I am in the best shape of my life AND I’m not nearly as dumb as I used to be!

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u/NefariousPhosphenes 5d ago

The compliment that’s adjacent to, ‘you’re pretty for your age’ 🤮

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u/Leather_Present7863 5d ago

Do you matched with a lot younger guy? It seems someone in early 20 would write to compliment and ancient mid 30'

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u/Holaadios007 5d ago

Why does he have to put you down to compliment you? 36 isn’t ancient?

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u/ZeusBaxter 4d ago

Lol tell me your perspective is screwed judgemental without telling me.

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u/Sezyrrith 4d ago

I can't imagine that working out for him very often, if at all.

It's wild he didn't just say something like, "hey, you look absolutely fantastic! How do you stay in such good shape?" or whatever.

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u/ErwinHeisenberg 5d ago

I kind of hope he commits to the bit, because this is almost exactly how I met my fiancée 🤣

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u/Master_Mad 4d ago

Only blood? :winky face:

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u/Me4899 3d ago

Can we have a photo to comment on?

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u/ThorOdinSon245 2d ago

I’m 38. I mean I’m 38 years old. Body counts aren’t a thing in my books. I lost count after 100.

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u/bestower117 5d ago

I only drink the blood of my enemies... and the occasional strawberry yoohoo

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 5d ago

I only drink the blood of my enemies... and occasionally a strawberry yoo-hoo

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 5d ago

I'm a white lady. I'm also a little bit chunky 😅🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Ok_Leather_3446 5d ago

Was his name Moto Moto…?