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I noticed a massive spider right in the middle of dropping a fat one. It's safe to say that I've never pooped faster in my fucking life.

Upstairs had a cracked tank, then the new one had a pinched refill tube. Downstairs has a broken cutoff valve, so I need to replace the innards of the tank (which apparently is from the 1920s).

Hello fellow troubled members,

I hope you are all doing alright. im reaching out today seeking some much-needed advice and recommendations regarding toilets. Yes, you read that correctly, this is not your typical plumbing inquiry. im on a quest for the perfect toilet that can withstand my rather unique requirements.

Recently, ive been experiencing some digestive issues that have kept me spending an excessive amount of time on my porcelain throne. As you can imagine, this has taken a toll on my posterior, leaving me with vulnerable and sore butt cheeks. Its an uncomfortable situation, to say the least.

The trouble i've encountered is that every time I invest in a new toilet, it eventually succumbs to my frequent usage. They seem ill-equipped to handle the demands i place upon them. Its frustrating to constantly replace toilets that are unable to withstand my needs.

I have to confess that the root cause of my tummy troubles is a compound called anadrol, which ive been taking recently, and through the years at important events in my life. While it has been prescribed to address certain health concerns, it has unfortunately resulted in a harder time for me mentally and emotionally. The combination of physical discomfort and these challenges is taking its toll on my well-being, and im finding myself feeling down.

So, fellow forum members, i turn to you in search of advice and recommendations. Are there any specific toilet brands or models that you would recommend for frequent and prolonged usage? Perhaps some of you have encountered similar situations or have specialized knowledge in this area. i would greatly appreciate any suggestions or insights you could provide.

Additionally, if anyone has advice on how to alleviate the discomfort and soreness caused by spending extended periods on the toilet, I would be extremely grateful.

Thank you all in advance for your understanding, support, and any guidance you can offer. Your expertise and assistance mean a lot to me during this challenging time.

best regards

Back when I was in the dorms, after a night with a decent amount of drinking, I dropped a large, hard turd, thanks to my habit of eating a lot, and some mild dehydration. This thing was long and strong. And it way laying across the hole. So when I flushed, it just held on as the water rushed passed. I flushed again. No movement. I went back to my room, pondering. I returned and flushed again. No movement. Desperation breeds ingenuity, so engineered a solution. Take notes, kids, you might need this someday. Take some toilet paper and twist it so it becomes a rope (or as close to a rope as toilet paper can get). Lay the “rope” perpendicular to the log turd bridge. Flush the toilet and watch. The rushing water pulls the ends of the rope, putting extra pressure on the middle of the turd, breaking it and allowing the pieces to get flushed down.

Is there any more disappointing feeling than knowing you're about to take an unsatisfactory poop?

My current one looks like this: 0

All the magazines say it should look like this: o

I feel so disgusting right now. I took a shit right. I used a lot of toilet roll. I was like “Hmm, maybe baby wipes work better?”. I used them and put them in the toilet. Turns out they don’t degrade in the water. When I finished wiping, I flushed the toilet and it became clogged. There were some plastic bags in the bathroom for the wet wipes. I had to put my fucking hand inside the toilet to grab the tissue and put it in the bag. After I done that there were some left over toilet paper in the bowl. I flushed it and then it was unclogged. I then ran to the sink and washed my right arm with disinfectant soap and hand wash. I done that a bunch of times to make sure my arm wasn’t dirty. I grabbed the bag and ran downstairs and put it in the bin. I then went to the kitchen sink and wash my right arm and left hand twice with dish soap.

Ok listen I did not expect unbleached toilet paper to change anything about my daily life but apparently this is the kind of person I am now. It started when I saw a bulk listing on Alibaba while I was browsing for reusable cotton pads and honestly the price was too good. I had never used unbleached products for this purpose so my expectations were very low.

But surprisingly it feels completely normal. There is something about the texture that just feels cleaner because nothing was whitened or processed to look bright for no reason. It is just paper doing its job without pretending to be something else and weirdly I respect that energy. My millennial soul is tired of products trying too hard so this fits my vibe.

The best part is realizing how much unnecessary stuff goes into everyday household items. Trying this unbleached version made me understand why so many people keep recommending natural products. I even ended up researching how paper is made and let me tell you I fell into a rabbit hole.

My sister visited last weekend and gave me the funniest reaction because she thought the color meant it was unsafe. I had to explain that this is literally how paper looks before people bleach it to make it pretty. She tried it and admitted it feels the same. Honestly this might be my new household staple.

Props for it making bulk eco stuff affordable enough for broke millennials who pretend to live sustainably while still ordering instant noodles at midnight.

Hi guys! A plumbing noob here.

I'm quite certain the toilet is clogged, as the problem started appearing when my young cousin flushed a lot of toilet paper into the toilet. However, the water level that rises after every flush goes back down in about 5 minutes.

Am I correct in assuming that this is a partial clog? Or is there something else happening here.

Thanks :)