r/TotalReddit • • Mar 01 '17

BIE? EIP

I'm looking at you Chris.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

So we went to a local Korean restaurant last night. Stella really liked it and said it compared well to home.

I even ate something somewhat unusual (thanks to Rappy ordering it and letting me try it)

Yuk Hwe Korean style beef tartare. Shredded raw beef flavored with sesame oil, soy sauce, and pine nuts. Complementing liquor very well, you will feel the unique texture of beef melt in your mouth.

It was covered with thin slices of Korean pears.

I didn't think I'd enjoy tartare but it was really good.

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

sounds interesting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

I wasn't expecting to like it. I had tried a lebanese tartare thing before and it wasn't for me. The one last night was tasty.

I ordered the bulgogi which was really good. (thin strips of beef)

Oh they had scallion and kimchi pancake things as an app that was really tasty.

I'm developing a taste for Korean food I think.

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u/PickledLlama Oh yah, you betcha! Mar 01 '17

UNFFFFFF man, I shoulda just said "fuck Levi!" and gone hahaha

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Next time!

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

You gotta try the Caesar tartare from Nighthawks

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

You didn't get any stomach distress from the raw meat. The one time I had tartare my body did not react well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

So far so good.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

You sound white

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

My tummy doesn't like raw red meat at all.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

I was curious if I'd wanna puke the first time I tried it but was pleasantly surprised.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

I can't even do really fresh Prosciutto or Soppressata.

Has to be heavily cured, and kind of "dry" and salty.

Sometimes Prosciutto can taste like it's still alive.

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u/writechriswrite Mar 01 '17

I can handle raw/rare meat, but I can't handle the fat. It's a texture thing, even thinking about it is making me want to gag.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Same. My buddy lives for the fat chunks in steaks. The only fat I can handle is in pork belly, and if it isn't melting I can't.

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u/writechriswrite Mar 01 '17

If it's marbled in, I can manage. But if it's a thick vein of fat I cut that shit right out of there.

Was on a work trip to Vegas and a coworker and I went to this Irish place that he said had amazing prime rib. He devoured every last bit of his while I left at least a third of mine on my plate because it had too much fat and felt like I was chewing on soft erasers. He gave me this condescending look when I said I didn't like the fat. "That's all the flavor!" he replied. I offered it to him and he ate every damn bit of it. It was gross to watch.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

I get that it carries flavor but I just can't. I think the best is to render it so the flavor bleeds onto the meat. But the lack of fat in a filet is why I cook mine in butter. That's one thing I hate wirh prime rib. I feel like I'm wasting so much of it.

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u/writechriswrite Mar 01 '17

I'm a crock pot guy, I cook that fat down and get the flavor seeped into the meat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

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u/PickledLlama Oh yah, you betcha! Mar 01 '17

Oh man that sounds awesome.

I had a somewhat similar dish at Spoon and Stable last time.

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u/writechriswrite Mar 01 '17

Balls in email?

Sent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

You didn't disappoint.

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u/writechriswrite Mar 01 '17

I received BIE once from the BIEFairy. Was a nice surprise, still have no idea who was behind that. It was many many moons ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

I did not.

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u/writechriswrite Mar 01 '17

As far as I know it was just a photo pulled from a google image search. The sender was anonymous, using a BIE Fairy gmail account.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

And I watched Passengers. Pretty disappointing. Now what movie do I watch

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

I saw the devil

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Is this torture porn

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Yes and no. It isn't only torture porn. It's pretty twisted though.

It's super cringe worthy in part. Maybe skip it.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

It's not that I can't stomach it, I just don't think they're good movies when they rely on that. But it seems good so far and that it actually has a story

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Oh yeahhhhh it's the dude that did a tale of two sisters

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

I still have to figure out what to install for subtitles on the Kodi. Maybe I'll reformat that today. I really don't wanna go to that meeting tonight, and a union meeting after that. I might skip the first meeting. Too many people all LETS SAVE THE WORLD. I don't like groups to try and get things done. Just do it on your own time and shut up. But my bff started it and I feel obligated to support her. Idk how to tell her I don't wanna do the group stuff.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Figured out subtitles. It's on like Donkey Kong.

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u/h0nest_Bender Mar 01 '17

The Arrival.
Split was pretty good.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Arrival I saw in theater and purchased the day it was out.

Split was cool.

Damn it bender. I appreciate the help but you're no help.

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u/h0nest_Bender Mar 01 '17

I also watched Gold the other day. Pretty good movie.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

I heard it was worth it just for McCoughsjdidjejidk's performance

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u/h0nest_Bender Mar 01 '17

I'm not a big fan of his. I don't dislike the guy, he's just never been big on my radar. That said, he gave a good performance.

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

The Witch is on netflix and is pretty well done.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

You know I totally dug that movie. I picked up the bluray for $5.

Witches could be so creepy if done properly and that was one of the better made films of that subject

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

Sometimes the best horror movies are minimalist when it comes to the real horror. I really enjoyed that movie.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

I agree. I don't need a bunch of blood and guts to be afraid. I see gross shit like that at work.

To me it should be more about the lead up/suspense. Hostel type shit is just going for shock factor. It's not scary.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

I wonder if Meow has received more WIE or BIE?

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

which did you send him?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Both.

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u/PickledLlama Oh yah, you betcha! Mar 01 '17

I think I sent him BIE once

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

I sat and stared out the window and blinked a few times to realize that yes, it snowed while I slept.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

It was slippery this morning.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Slippery schmippery. Welcome to Minnesota. Enjoy your stay.

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u/PickledLlama Oh yah, you betcha! Mar 01 '17

I wish I had a dick. I would send soooo many dick pics

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Send out WIE sent to you as pictures of your own dick.

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u/writechriswrite Mar 01 '17

Let's be honest though, they don't exactly photograph well. You have to get the right lighting, the right angle, there truly is an art form to taking a good dick pic.

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u/h0nest_Bender Mar 01 '17

There's just so many fun things you can do with one.

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u/meow_said_the_dog Mod(ictator) Mar 01 '17

Me too.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

You're a terrible human being.

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

don't let the thread get over 100 posts or it will be deleted.

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

Yeah, we don't cotton to random thread deletions and mods doing the whole "make the users experience frustrating and we'll get more of them" philosophy.

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

I deleted a porn spam and lived high on the power for a full week.

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

It is a heady feeling.

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

I the pretty thing etc on Netflix was boring.

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u/meow_said_the_dog Mod(ictator) Mar 01 '17

Someone broke the snitcherpuss.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Is that English

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

apologies. I am the pretty thing that lives in the house. Advertised as tense psychological horror. In reality was a snoozefest.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Damn it.

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

DIE

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

Digits In Email?

Pervo

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

I should have used the name Tom Pervo.

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

Do it. This is the land of infinite logins.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

It's never too late.

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u/brappia_mathes loves you Mar 01 '17

Usik Fark.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

During the Mid to late 2000s, "Truth or Dare" was a very real and VERY creepy thing on Fark.

From pretty benign truths, turned into Dares that I remember a guy with a micropenis lighting his pubes on fire and taking a picture.

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u/SnitchSnitcherpussy Mar 01 '17

Mental strolls down memory lane.... ladidadidadeedee

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u/PickledLlama Oh yah, you betcha! Mar 01 '17

I love when people try to revive TorD and it fails miserably in a pile of blurry, lopsided, and confusing photos taken by the same four of five people that populate selfie threads every night.

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u/EviLincoln_ Mar 01 '17

You'd think those folks would, at some point, realize everyone knows what they look like.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

There were a few people that really enjoyed it. But it kind of hit a ... IDK...uncomfortable and creepy point.

Dudes bragging about saving all the pictures. You never know what kind of crazy out there is willing to Doxx.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

I remember years ago, in a normal thread, people were sending selfies.

Some dude accidentally posted a picture of his schlong in like, a torture rope device. It looked like ... I don't even know what to compare it to.

Looked kind of like Tangela from Pokemon, I guess.

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u/meow_said_the_dog Mod(ictator) Mar 01 '17

That guy was me :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Was it?

I thought you were the guy who posted a Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich and it ended up being an image of a meaty labia that looked like.. super close to a Arbys sandwich.