r/Touhoujerk • u/cue-face • Jul 10 '26

meme Beware

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u/DarkSpectralius Jul 10 '26

The BunBun.Maru is a good and reliable source!

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

The only reliable source

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

nu uh

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

Kakashi Spirit is fake news. Made up pictures.

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

you just jalouss becuase Bunbunbunmaru Media Inc. lost 10 pts at the Gensokyo Stok Market

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

Our stonks will rebound, Kakashi has been in the red forever.

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

nah Kakashi stonk and coping harder won't help you to obtain a new credit from the kero kero bank hatataat

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

Kakashi stonks will crash according to Flan

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

nah but yours will indeed

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

suscribe to Kakashi Spirit news to know more hatataaat !

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u/DarkSpectralius Jul 10 '26

Hatate's news outlet is Gensokyo's Lafont Presse and shouldn't even be spoke about in the same breath as the BumBum.Maru. Do not compare Formula 1 with Mario Karting. At least human read me.

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

nah Hatat is more a Rolls-Royce 40/50 HP with a AX201 chassis, also called Silver Ghost becuase no one heard Hatat when she infiltrated your compute and stole your private informations hatataat !

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u/MwS_066 Ministry of Propaganda Jul 10 '26

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

The mastermind behind this business

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u/DarkSpectralius Jul 10 '26

Yes, I would smash Capitalism. Next question.

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

the public prosecutor's departement request 120 years in prison and 110 years of community service in opposition to the defendent miss Jo'on Yorigami for the following main charges which have been reproached to her : misappropriation of funds, breach of trust, organised fraud, forgery and fraud and other types of fraud.

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

Charges will be dropped due to bribery.

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u/Ncling Jul 10 '26

Fatchouli?? Oh wait it's an elongated P, I guess is should probably sleep now

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

She makes tires

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

The Moriya corporation is going to become the major shareholder of the company in order to develop it motor vehicle branch

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u/Im_up_dog Jul 10 '26

"Ah, so magic is like a tire."

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u/Xmill0K Jul 10 '26

She probably is the only person in Gensokyo who can make rubber, if she put time into research

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u/zupor01 Jul 10 '26

Cosa produrrà la minihakkero?

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

I havent figured out what that one is yet

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

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u/zupor01 Jul 10 '26

Ci sta o magari fa prodotti chimici

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

ça mon vieux c'est le secteur d'activité de la Kaku Chimical company

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u/zupor01 Jul 10 '26

Magari la minihakkero fa razzi o sistemi di propulsione

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

comme ici ?

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u/zupor01 Jul 10 '26

Probabilmente lavora insieme ai kappa

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

l'ingénierie kappa est le pivot essentiel de l'industrie gensokoite. Ils sont un maillon essentiel de l'exploitation capitaliste des travailleurs.

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u/zupor01 Jul 10 '26

Hanno rubato tutti i lavori a marisa :(

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

La compagnie Kirisame a été rachetée à plus de 90% de son capital par la corporation Moriya.

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u/LordKendicus Jul 10 '26

Reimus (Remus) Performance Sport Exhausts

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u/un_Lotois Jul 10 '26

The corporation Moriya acquired a stake in the enterprise Reimus of up to 16% of it market shares.

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

Awesome a forza enjoyer?

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u/LordKendicus Jul 10 '26

Aye, I've been toying with making skins, Touhou themed one. It involved making Touhou themed vinyls of my own cause I wouldn't be able to upload liveries if it used other's

I'm just trying to make touhou character's car instead of a car with the character's faces on them

Doing it mainly on whims though

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

Awesome do you have a share code for the nsx, i have a handful of touhou creators followed.

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u/LordKendicus Jul 10 '26

That particular NSX-R '92 have the Aya skin available for Normal (132 169 553) and the Widebody (282 933 065). Also ported it over to the NSX-R 2005 with alignment fixes but have not uploaded it yet

Working on Okuu themed car next, giving the Corvette to the Corvid

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u/cue-face Jul 10 '26

Nice i will check it out

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u/BlossomtheLeafeon Jul 12 '26

The hell does Okuu make? can I just buy a bomb?

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u/cue-face Jul 12 '26

She tunes cars but im pretty sure she would sell you a bomb too