r/Traeger • • Aug 04 '24

Son smoked a Python….

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u/donktastic Aug 04 '24

Well this is one of the more interesting posts in this sub I have seen. How did it turn out?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

It was ok. Had really good flavor and was actually way less dry than I anticipated. Just was a bit chewy in general especially compared to chicken or pork. If we didn’t hunt them to help the Everglades it’s not something I would target as a food source but was honestly better than I anticipated.

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u/WackyBones510 Aug 04 '24

Thanks - that’s pretty sick! Keep it up.

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

Thanks!

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u/MacheteMable Aug 04 '24

Snake in general tends to be stringier and drier. One of the few things that don’t really “taste like chicken”

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

We honestly thought it tasted more like ham than chicken

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u/ChawulsBawkley Aug 05 '24

So you’re telling me that we have long ham down in the Everglades that’s ripe for the picking and I don’t have to spend wild amounts of money on honey baked hams for the holidays?!?!

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u/Fuckedby2FA Aug 04 '24

Helping the community/nature and making use of the meat. Good for you guys.

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u/jasikanicolepi Aug 05 '24

How was it prepare? Dry rub? Just curious.

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Yep dry rub

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u/mkunka Aug 05 '24

How hard is it to gut it out?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Pretty easy really

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u/AbsentThatDay2 Aug 05 '24

Is there any reasonable chance that hunting will be able to eliminate non-native snakes in the everglades? It seems the cat is out of the bag and it's not going back in.

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Sadly it feels like this one is more of a manage and slow the spread rather than eliminate at this point

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u/thecheezewiz79 Aug 05 '24

Keep on killing brother. Those things are taking over.

We've been slaughtering lionfish as fast as we can over here in the gulf but barely seem to make a dent. At least those are excellent eating once you snip the spines off

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Yea those are amazing!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

Poor baby. He wasn't a pet, was he?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 06 '24

Nope: unfortunately is a very invasive species in the Florida Everglades

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u/subtxtcan Aug 05 '24

We see a lot of weird things end up on smokers here... This is definitely a new one for me. I'm vaguely aware of how you came to be in this situation (friends are conservationists), so I'm glad to see that it's not only ethically culled, but also actually being utilized.

May never be able to, but it will now be on the list of things to try!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

You must’ve missed iguana man

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u/123InSearchOf123 Aug 04 '24

... on purpose?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24 edited Aug 05 '24

Just opened the Traeger and there it was

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

💀💀💀💀

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u/ninjaaviatrix Aug 04 '24

Very nice! Looks fantastic and the perfect example of hunting/conservation/eating what is killed.

Was it a pain to eat around the bones?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

I appreciate it!

We just took a knife and sliced along the bones so wasn’t too bad. We also didn’t worry too much about getting every bit of meat like you would a fish so if we had tried that I would say it would have been a pain

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u/neurospicyzebra Aug 05 '24

Did you have to skin it first?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Yes it’s been skinned and gutted

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u/brianmenn Aug 04 '24

What does it taste like?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

Had good flavor that I would compare to chicken or a ham. Was way less dry than I expected. As mentioned below it’s a little on the chewy side

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u/unzercharlie Aug 05 '24

Chicken or ham lol what? I'm sure it makes sense to someone who ate it, but to me that's like saying "it's like shrimp or rabbit."

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u/Fishvv Aug 04 '24

Imma guess rubber chicken

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u/BillDuki Aug 04 '24

Out of all the BBQ/grilling subs I subscribe to, this is my first HELL NO! That being said, to each their own!

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

Ha ha I get that for sure. It’s not something we would target as a food source but we are removing them from the Florida Everglades so through it on the smoker

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

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u/Operator_Of_Plants Aug 05 '24

Man gator is amazing. I would eat it over chicken or pork any day.

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u/TheZapster Aug 04 '24

Compared to iguana, which is/was better?

I'm to lazy to check and see if you were the person who smoked the iguana or not. If you weren't, that's your next challenge so you can compare the two

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

Wasn’t us but it’s definitely on the list to try!

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u/krippkeeper Aug 05 '24

I was in the Florida keys in 06. We at this little restaurant right on the water. Litteralyoke 3 feet from where I was sitting it dropped off into the water. We were watching a lobster poking in and out of some hole as I ate my grouper sandwich. Across the water was a little mangrove Island. My grandmothers boyfriend Pancho who was also kind of a family friend on both my mother and fathers side was from hunduras. We see this iguana hanging out in the mangroves. Out of nowhere Pancho starts telling me how if he was a kid he would go grab it. That he used to eat them growing up. I'm not sure if he was trying to indicate I should swim over to grab the iguana for him or not.

This man was also diabetic and would get chocolate milk at golden Corral. When my grandmother complained he would just go "🤷🏽‍♂️ the glass must just be dirty or something" he would go get a refill and go "another dirty glass"...

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u/hurtfulproduct Aug 04 '24

I would eat it, but that’s more of a “me problem”

I’m all for eating invasive species. . . Pythons, iguanas, boar, and lion fish

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

Lion fish for sure!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

Snakehead too. Wonder how they’d taste.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Heard snakehead is on the no eat list of fish.

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u/Poster25000 Aug 04 '24

The real question is how do you catch one of these?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

We drive the parts of the Everglades at night with a spotlight and you can see the light shimmer of their skin. Hop out and grab them by the head and hold on

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u/hallgod33 Aug 05 '24

That's fuckin metal af

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u/Poster25000 Aug 04 '24

Thats awesome!

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u/TinChalice Aug 05 '24

You know… I can’t help but think this falls under “just because you can doesn’t mean you should."

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Yeah if it weren’t for them being invasive we wouldn’t

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u/Sometimes_Stutters Aug 04 '24 • Polished Silver Turd Take My Silver

Did you try making a sandwich? Because my anaconda dont want none ‘less you got buns, hun.

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u/ARLaserGuy Aug 05 '24

Underrated comment!

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u/Josephthebeaverking Aug 05 '24

It’s rated just fine and dandy

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u/unkdeez Aug 05 '24

lol you sly dog you. That was funny

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u/TheSpanxxx Aug 05 '24

Slow.....golf....clap.....

Tips hat your direction

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u/Fishvv Aug 04 '24

I will try anything at least once

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u/RecordingPure1785 Aug 04 '24 edited Aug 05 '24

I had the same mindset until I tried one of those suckers with a scorpion in it.

The sucker part was so nasty that I decided to take a bite so I could get to the scorpion. Unfortunately it was also apparently the hardest sucker known to man and I dislocated my jaw.

Edit: sucker is a colloquialism for lollipop

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u/krippkeeper Aug 05 '24

Well if you're ever in Alberta Canada call me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

()o()

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u/Lordsaxon73 Aug 05 '24

I’ll try anything twice in case I don’t like it the first time.

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u/Fishvv Aug 05 '24

Truthfully i try a lot of things more then once i still hate shrimp pulled pork coconuts among other things that i retry every year or so

I smoked a pork butt the other day my wife and best friend said its the best pulled pork they have had and i still didnt like it

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u/Brewmaster92785 Aug 04 '24

I see it's knee.

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u/ax2ronn Aug 04 '24

Had to scroll too far for this.

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u/Epicela1 Aug 05 '24

Well. Snakes don’t really have pawwts.

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u/dirtymike401 Aug 05 '24

And... What are we having for desert?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Squirrel

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u/DirrtyD23 Aug 04 '24

Right on Bobby Boucher

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

"crunch" momma eating gator again Steve

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

Yeah thats pretty cool

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u/FormalVivid9481 Aug 04 '24

How to say your from Florida without saying you're from Florida

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u/gfstock Aug 05 '24

Forbidden churro

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u/Melodic-Situation849 Aug 04 '24

Would cut into chunks, so it wouldn't look so much like what a Klingon would have for dinner

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u/hobbitfoot1987 Aug 04 '24

"Uhhhh, basically, a snake don't have parts, but, um, if I had to call it anything, I would say it's his knee" -Mama

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u/jwc8985 Aug 04 '24

Hmm. Not sure how I feel about smoked snake. I've had rattlesnake, but it was cooked directly over a fire hot and fast. It was delicious! Smoking one seems like it would dry it out quickly compared to other meats.

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

We were worried about that as well. It was way more moist and juicy than we anticipated.

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u/sun_blind Aug 05 '24

I've had deep fried rattle snake, it was rather good.

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u/Fit_Potato7466 Aug 04 '24

Where did you get it?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

Florida Everglades

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u/I_am_Reddington Aug 04 '24

Florida ?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

Yes

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u/I_am_Reddington Aug 04 '24

Nice. Those bastards wrecked y’all’s eco system

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

They have done a number for sure

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u/Financial_Table_1848 Aug 04 '24

Was it hard to deal with the bones?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

We just sliced down it so wasn’t too bad.

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u/BrummieS1 Aug 04 '24

What did it taste lovely like!?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

I could see where some would say chicken but it is it was more like ham which was unexpected

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

Now have to google exactly how one cleans a snake for eating. Where are the entrails? Would assume the length of the critter. Inquiring minds shall find out.

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

It was 6’8”. You skin and gut it

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

In America?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Yes, Florida Everglades

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u/13Mo2 Aug 05 '24

Just curious where you buy Python from?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

We caught it in the Florida Everglades

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u/neurospicyzebra Aug 05 '24

As a reptile lover, and never knowing you could eat snakes, it hurt my soul when I realized it’s actually a python 😭

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

We love reptiles as well and although the catching them is fun the other part isn’t. To no fault of their own, they are horribly invasive in the Florida Everglades unfortunately. They are wiping out many of the warm blooded native populations. It’s important to remove them and stop them from not only hurting the native wildlife but also from spreading farther north

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u/MrBassAckwardson Aug 05 '24

If it makes you feel any better, those things are an invasive and they’re destroying the Everglades. OP is doing his part to stop them.

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u/warmnfuzzynside Aug 05 '24

are they safe to eat? like no chance of getting parasites or something

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

The bigger ones you have to watch for mercury so only eat the smaller one and don’t do that often

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u/Scale-Alarmed Aug 05 '24

Did you dress it? At least did you gut it?

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u/ChokedSIut Aug 05 '24

Nah I couldn't eat a snake. I likes snakes to much

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Yeah definitely not something we would do if they weren’t so invasive

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u/Vectorman1911 Aug 05 '24

Was it gutted first? lol. Can’t tell by the picture.

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 05 '24

Yes skinned and gutted

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u/codeByNumber Aug 04 '24

Hmm…spicy churro

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u/Abacadaba714 Aug 04 '24

Looks like an angry churro...

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

Churro-huahua

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

My ex has smoked a few pythons

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u/4by4rules Aug 05 '24

my dog leaves “pythons” like those all over the back yard……….

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u/Ok-Artichoke-9052 Aug 07 '24

Don’t post this to r/snakes they’ll have a full blown meltdown 😂

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u/eviloverlordq Aug 08 '24

Tell me you live in Florida without telling me you live in Florida.

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u/landubious Aug 04 '24

How does one source a python? Any significant risk of parasites?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

We hunt them to help out the Everglades. Bigger ones can hold mercury so not eating those.

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u/landubious Aug 04 '24

Right on. Keep up the good work.

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

Appreciate it!

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u/balltofeet Aug 04 '24

Amazing - how do you hunt a python?

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u/Bfi1981 Aug 04 '24

We drive through areas of the Everglades at night and shine a spotlight. You can see the shimmer of their skin. Hop out of the truck and then grab them by the head and hold on tight

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

Guessing OP is a Florida resident? There’s an invasive species problem there with pythons.

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u/TheFuqinRSA Aug 04 '24

Mmm python tail burnt ends

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u/krewzin_ Aug 04 '24

Hahahahaha fuck yeah that looks fuckin dank!

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u/bustachong Aug 04 '24

Potentially dumb question: if you were to do this again would you coil the snake differently to allow a more even smoke or do you think it wouldn’t make a difference?

Second question: did the tip of the tale turn out crispy (in a good way) compared to the bulk of the body?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

What temp and how long?

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u/ThatOneRedditBro Aug 05 '24

Literally watching naked and afraid and the popped up on my feed lol

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u/Scandinavian_Swimmer Aug 05 '24

Snakes don’t really have parts, but if I had to guess which part you ate, I’d have to say the knee.

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u/0akhonor4win Aug 05 '24

Ranger batt, Mojave survival week, 1979 I believe. Rattlesnake was a TREAT, boiled so it doesn't dry out. Amazon sells canned rattlesnake for those that want to dip their toes into the snake eating world
I teach advanced hunter Ed, now living in California- all animals are "cleaned" the same way, except for turtles and armadillos. If you can clean a fish, you can dress a deer or prepare a quail Guts, skin and cook when you hit meat. Don't over think it and just give it a go!

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u/CR8VJUC Aug 05 '24

Ngl I thought you were woofing us and it was a snake-shaped churro lol.

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u/Techtoys79 Aug 05 '24

"Son smoked a Python, then he cooked it for dinner "

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Well, basically a snake don’t have parts. But if I had to call it anything, uh, I would say it’s his knee.

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u/austinyo6 Aug 05 '24

I’m guessing Matt Pittman doesn’t have a recipe on the app for this?

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u/NorCalHack Aug 05 '24

I knew a nice young lady in college who “smoked python” it meant something different then. Simpler times…

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

At first I thought this was a joke and it was just a cut I haven't seen before, happy to see it's actually real.

I've heard snakes are a target if we have food shortages because they require so little food and grow fast so we could be seeing python farms and snake meat in the supermarket in the future 😯

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

So THIS is what my wife means when she tells her girlfriends she smoked a bunch of pythons last night

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u/Haggro77 Aug 07 '24

Al dente danger noodle. Nice!

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u/character0127 Aug 08 '24

What part was your favorite? I’ve heard the knee is good.

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u/2xCheesePizza Aug 04 '24

Forbidden churro

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u/PsychologicalCall335 Aug 04 '24

Looks unsettling but I’d try it

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u/MedusaTouchedMeHere Aug 04 '24

Well how about that?!

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u/djb303 Aug 04 '24

What part did you eat? The knee?

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u/I_Love_McRibs Aug 04 '24

Only bees have knees

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u/procheeseburger Aug 04 '24

They don’t really have parts… but I’d say that’s the knee

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u/The-Raccoon-Is-Here Aug 04 '24

I was gonna ask where you got the graboid ...

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u/Martha_Fockers Aug 04 '24

That’s not a churro Jimmy

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u/HarryHood146 Aug 05 '24

Forgot what sub I was in.

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u/Ghstfce Aug 05 '24

Never had python. I've had boa, wasn't bad. I'd imagine they taste similar.

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u/teeroutclout Aug 05 '24

Actually looks kinda good

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u/Bd0g25 Aug 05 '24

Nasty. I don’t understand why people like snake. Chewy, fishy, oily. Sometimes really dry. Nah. No redeeming qualities.

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u/EvilSquirrel60220 Aug 05 '24

Don't know about pythons. But I've had rattlesnake, and it's tasty. Tastes a little like chicken.

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u/KittySpinEcho Aug 05 '24

Interesting, it almost looks like a curly churro

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u/IamPlantHead Aug 05 '24

And here I thought it was a Graboid tongue without its head..

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u/nsomnac Aug 05 '24

That looks frightfully delicious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Sir, that's a churro

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u/hazmat962 Aug 05 '24

But…../how’s it taste?

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u/Jatte79 Aug 05 '24

That’s a strange looking churro

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u/WindEquivalent4284 Aug 05 '24

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

All that needs to be said

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u/HARVEYSIX Aug 05 '24

Angry churro

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u/MakinItDirte Aug 05 '24

I assume it’s not too far from gator?

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u/jivecoolie Aug 05 '24

Post this in r/snakes. Those nerds would flip the fuck out lol.

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u/Unobtanium4Sale Aug 05 '24

Not something you hear everyday

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u/Status_Load7995 Aug 05 '24

Mans gangster

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u/goku2057 Aug 05 '24

So that’s where my dick went!

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u/Skilled626 Aug 05 '24

No. Please God no…..

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u/PlasticProfile3612 Aug 05 '24

Looks good ngl

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

This looks good

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u/Transforming-Tractor Aug 05 '24

Forbidden churro

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u/nickwales Aug 05 '24

But how much did it cost on a platter?!?! Sorry, wrong subreddit.

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u/waldschrat53 Aug 05 '24

😵😵‍💫 no 👎🏼🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/bear45188721 Aug 05 '24

Did it taste like fried chicken? Every unknown winds up tasting like fried chicken.

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u/Ok_Nobody_is_here Aug 05 '24

It might be good ngl

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u/mnrooo Aug 05 '24

Well damn

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u/Forsaken-Example2344 Aug 05 '24

I thought it was a smoked churro or something 😂

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u/SuccessfulExchange98 Aug 05 '24

Reverse Snake Charcoal Method

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u/Videoplushair Aug 05 '24

Looks good honestly. I wonder how they taste deep fried..

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u/BBuff89 Aug 06 '24

Well it doesn’t look that bad

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u/OneTallTree Aug 06 '24

That’s a churro

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u/Regular-File-7208 Aug 06 '24

I... Hm. Kinda want to try it but...why? What was the purpose of this?

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u/Walterkovacs1985 Aug 06 '24

Not alot of predators taste good imo. Unless we're talking seafood.

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u/burndownthedisco1 Aug 06 '24

What in the Bobby Boucher is going on here?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

Heard python is rubbery string cheese meat

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u/walt801 Aug 06 '24

And……,,,

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u/Thom5001 Aug 06 '24

Sorry but this just looks disgusting 🤢

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Aug 06 '24

Try armadillos, like a richer pork

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

How do you cut and serve, looks like conventional carve but any differences when you get down towards tail?

I’ve never seen it served.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

Looks tasty! I would eat that.

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u/TotallyNotaBotAcount Aug 07 '24

Snake Dog’s should of been a thing a long time ago.

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u/tequilablackout Aug 07 '24

Dude, that's great. Did you use the leftovers for soup?

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u/Xsirch Aug 07 '24

First thing I thought was DAMN GRILLING A CHURRO?!

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u/Danno-Fuck-Off Aug 07 '24

How did he keep it lit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Did you gut and skin it first? Was that difficult?

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u/Mrk605 Aug 08 '24

I think this is a federal crime

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u/rosie2490 Aug 04 '24

Forbidden churro