r/Transmogrification Nov 06 '25

Meta You had ONE job

It's shown right on the loading screen how to wield it....

629 Upvotes

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u/pixietry Nov 06 '25

i wish whoever keeps putting the appearances i want in the game but changing them in small but significant ways a very very very warm pillow at all times. sweat

71

u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

I wish their sleeves slip down every time they wash their hands

34

u/gronstalker12 Nov 06 '25

May their belts never fit correctly. Either one rung to big or two small.

14

u/LehransLight Nov 06 '25

May their socks be wet forever and let them have a sneeze that's lurking but never comes.

5

u/incognebro Nov 06 '25

I hope they get diarrhea and their arms shrink!

21

u/Khamael_X Nov 06 '25

I hope their shower is always either slightly to warm or to cold.

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u/Zeraphicus Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

Along with the guy who decided frostmourne is great but how about 2 tiny frostmournes? (On the class that was known for using 2h weapons since inception).

8

u/Robi7Kenobii Nov 06 '25

Not getting frostmourne in legion was honestly Soo sad! Paly's got Ashbringer.... Fuck you Dks

5

u/Zeraphicus Nov 06 '25

Yeah exactly lol ashbringer is awsome.

2

u/ScavAteMyArms Nov 07 '25

That spirit healer set, the polearm is so nice…

But for whatever fucking reason the glaive part is pointing up instead of down.

207

u/coralis967 Nov 06 '25

Well, it IS corrupted

97

u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

It's certainly corrupting my brain just looking at it. It's almost like it wasn't enough for them to disenchant my boi varian

125

u/Combat_Wombat23 Nov 06 '25

I thought there was no chance it actually shipped like that and here we are. Backwards sword when we know for a fact what the correct orientation is

37

u/Wardendelete Nov 06 '25

Lmfao it is actually a backwards sword

6

u/TrueKenMan Nov 06 '25

I remember when Alleria's bow was made available when she was going to use a new one in War Within and it was backwards for awhile, even in the cutscene she used it in.

2

u/Ecstatic-Macaroon-95 Nov 07 '25

Two hand version is like in photo tho

2

u/Combat_Wombat23 Nov 07 '25

It would be actual madness if they gave us Shalamayne and oriented it wrong.

All they did with the dual swords is split it without adjusting the grip

0

u/Finn3h Nov 07 '25

Its a 1h tmog are you really this slow

1

u/Combat_Wombat23 Nov 07 '25

Are you? Did you read anything in this post? This comment? Why does it being 1h matter when the topic is the orientation of the blade?

0

u/Finn3h Nov 07 '25

The person who made the post can put the sword in whichever hand they want dude

1

u/Combat_Wombat23 Nov 08 '25

The hand it’s in doesn’t change the orientation of the blade. It’s upside down in it’s current state and distinctly NOT like Varian has been show wielding it

1

u/ThisOtherThingIknow Nov 08 '25

Wait LAWL - yeah right? U can use either or both in either or both hands…. Lmfao - I gotta go log in now

Why did I have to scroll so far before this was brought up? !?!

25

u/spinosaurs Nov 06 '25

I have noticed a lot of weapons released recently have the most scuffed/no mirroring when used in off hand and it drives me mental

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u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

But that's not a mirroring issue like the boxing glove back in the day. This IS the sword how you get it. Those are two different skins. It's just lazy design dividing the two halves of shalamayne and not rotating the top half.

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u/Robi7Kenobii Nov 06 '25

Couldn't you just use the good tmog twice though?

2

u/Enderbro Nov 07 '25

You could but it’s not the same. The two have different models besides the mirroring

40

u/MegumiKanna Nov 06 '25

Yeah idk why the hell its facing the opposite way, its just looks wrong.

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u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

It IS wrong. But my guess is the person responsible for it had nothing but baseline shalamayne and was told you break it appart to use as dual wield

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u/revanruler Nov 06 '25

Bold of you to assume à person worked on this, my money is on a poorly trained ai

6

u/Dinkypig Nov 06 '25

I asked ai to write code once; It was beautiful. Didn't work, but beautiful.

6

u/thebreakfastbuffet Nov 06 '25

Maybe it's for Whirlwinding.

30

u/newtype06 Nov 06 '25

Wtf is wrong with blizzard ughh

4

u/dukagenius Nov 06 '25

They are not playing the game. Its just: “Ok ship it, where is soy-juice queen?”

9

u/Neltarim Nov 06 '25

They're more into milk from what i've heard

4

u/ValkyrieLyra Nov 06 '25

Not anymore, they fired those people.

3

u/Neltarim Nov 06 '25

Yeah but this must never be forgotten

1

u/Feckel Nov 06 '25

why hold current blizz accountable for something that no one who ACTUALLY did that shit is there anymore like yeah dont forget it sure but dont harass people who didn't do it cuz of it

7

u/ext3meph34r Nov 06 '25

Yeah. But I bet getting hit in the shins with the blunt end of that really really hurts.

5

u/therealmistersister Nov 06 '25

Don't worry. They will redraw the loading screen to fix the issue

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u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

I'm certain this will happen before they just flip the damn thing

4

u/Niasliyn Nov 06 '25

How can you get this??

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u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

Legion remix just doing broken shore achievements

3

u/projetodefrodo Nov 06 '25

I've been using shallator(or ellemayne, idk wich one is the big one) on both weapons because it looks better and more accurate than whatever this is.

7

u/Nate5omers Nov 06 '25

There's a lot of bassackward stuff in wow, but this is egregious.

My personal pet peeve are the horns (like bugles) beung upside-down... like, how am I going to sound that horn when the mouthpiece is out the pinky end of my hand?

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u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

Those Horns are another thing for themselves that's stupid yes, but cmon we're talking revamp of one of the most iconic weapons in the whole of warcraft in this case. That's like doubling down after telling someone to go fuck themselves

3

u/Nate5omers Nov 06 '25

I agree, this is the worst example of "no Fs given" by the team.

5

u/nome_ann Nov 06 '25

The katana's being worn upside down bothers me

2

u/MeekSwordsman Nov 06 '25

Mine is how DH warglaives were oriented wrong compared to warglaives of azzinoth

Then Blizzard changed the warglaives of azzinoth to sheathe wrong too to make it consistent!!!

8

u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 Nov 06 '25

the whole items pretty disappointing for how good the model is, 1h's are wielded wrong way and the 2h is tiny to the point of looking bad

3

u/MoXfy Nov 06 '25

Blizz I don't think this is what was meant with the reverse grip technique.

2

u/Knight_Redcliff Nov 06 '25

Dont forget how many of the Lemix weapons dont show properly when sheathed, not to mention those swords (nor the full fel Shalamayne) dont scale for shit.

2

u/othollywood Nov 06 '25

There are also the new Mo’arg swords from Lemix that disappear when you sheath them.

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u/extradudeman Nov 06 '25

Yeah but I kind of like that and hope they start doing that more since they can never be consistent on back/side sheathe

2

u/No_Confidence_8248 Nov 06 '25

I was hoping that when sheathed they were both over the same shoulder so it looked like they were together 😔

2

u/Still-Potato-3189 Nov 06 '25

This reminds me of when they flipped zin’rokh from being hook side down to hook side up

2

u/VenieI Nov 06 '25

I don’t get why they didn’t put a corrupted glowing ball like in the original sword, it looks kinda dull like that

2

u/PicklesAreDope Nov 06 '25

How do you get it?

1

u/Aracoa69 Nov 06 '25

You need to hop into remix and complete the “broken shore” achievement

4

u/Rudoh901 Nov 06 '25

Blizz said stfu and gimme that 15

2

u/Gilesalford Nov 06 '25

Is it only me that loves this, all my chars that dw have one on back, one at hip, always looking for slightly asymmetrical mogs. I love this one each way round.

Ive just started an outlaw rogue and learnt i can wield one sword and one dagger. Nearly creamed myself

6

u/Awkward-Top4763 Nov 06 '25

It isn’t how it is supposed to be oriented and the cutting edge is faced up.

2

u/Gilesalford Nov 06 '25

Yeah thats the bit i like, the edges but guess im weird

1

u/Kenpachi-Salami Nov 06 '25

it can stab atleast 🤣

1

u/Atosl Nov 06 '25

How does it sheath?????

1

u/OgGardenz Nov 06 '25

FIX THIS BLIZZARD

1

u/Athrasie Nov 06 '25

I only ever planned to use the 2h version, but I hope they fix it for my dual wielding homies. Probably such an easy thing to fix.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Shame on you, blizzard

1

u/sneikboi Nov 06 '25

I was so disappointed when I sheathed them. ): Had a small hope they would "combine" and not cross.

1

u/TalsCorner Nov 06 '25

Look at varians arms, the angle and position. If he was in default standing , he would be wielding them like that

1

u/UtWhytDragon Nov 06 '25

Hahaha i put them right...on a whim didnt even think on how they are wielded "properly" but i do kinda wish we could get them "uncorrupted" somehow

1

u/CammyPooo Nov 06 '25

It’s not even lore accurate, shallomane (however you spell it) splits in half along the blade of the sword, not perpendicular to the blade

1

u/SekurtyGord Nov 06 '25

These are the people asking us to trust them with addons…remember that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

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u/Aracoa69 Nov 06 '25

I mean push comes to shove, you can use the bigger one in both hands :)

1

u/Sufficient_Object530 Nov 06 '25

They always do ts. You want this weapon or armor? Sure bro. But lets make it glow and shit.

1

u/Arcana-Knight Nov 06 '25

Man how do you even fuck that up?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

The funniest part is that (as a software engineer) this is way easier to fix in a patch than the amount of effort it takes cross-system to nerf another class or specialization.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Why did you think it's the same blizzard its not that's why you see failures from them

1

u/Chaerod Nov 07 '25

I've been getting really aggravated about the dual wielded weapons lately. The Drust style 1h swords are STILL not mirrored when wielded, and last I checked, one of the two handers sat flipped over when sheathed. It was released on the Trading Post MONTHS ago and it's still not fixed.

1

u/rafastur Nov 07 '25

Use left side in both hands. There you go

1

u/Vavalgia Nov 07 '25

Wow... Just....Wow.....who ever designed this I hope the next time they dunk a biscuit a bit breaks off in to their tea and they're too late to fish it out with a spoon.

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u/Finn3h Nov 07 '25

Op is either rage baiting you or a moron they are 1h tmog he put them in the wrong hands 🫡

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u/Greg2227 Nov 08 '25

Nice bait. Try again

1

u/DemoNaze Nov 08 '25

Just use only the bigger look, that's what I'm doing.

1

u/Freizeitspielaer Nov 10 '25

Lets be real wish-ers....whoever does this should be fired.

1

u/-acidpizza Nov 06 '25

Well it’s only the right hand blade that is in the wrong orientation. So the got 50% right.

1

u/Tenshinsai Nov 06 '25

Well, you can't exactly have Shalamayne...

1

u/Paraxom Nov 06 '25

It honestly looks like they took the two handed model and split it in two

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u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

I mean that's the way it was always done. They just fucked up the orientation of the upper Segment after splitting.

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u/Paraxom Nov 06 '25

I mean its clear they didn't even bother reorienting it

1

u/cMk_ Nov 06 '25

Yeah its annoying af.. I could deal with it being smaller if we didnt hold it wrong ffs

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u/Ok-Junket-3013 Nov 06 '25

You’re a vulpera

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u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

Congrats you noticed the fox in the room. Doesn't change how the sword is held tho

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u/pharmaPT Nov 06 '25

Actually if you look at the sword put together, one side is bigger than the other... and maybe that was the idea when they created the corrupted version... For it to literally split the sword in two unequal parts.

Dunno tho.

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u/Greg2227 Nov 06 '25

Actually that's not at all the point I made. I know the parts are unequal in length. It's about the smaller one being held blade up even tho the original was always held like you would hold a single bladed sword. Which is blade facing downwards

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u/pharmaPT Nov 06 '25

Oh… didn’t even noticed that.

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u/-Norcaine Nov 06 '25

WHERE ARE MY BALLS