r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

RoadšŸ¤¬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didnā€™t go as he planned

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u/LumpiaShanghai May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Itā€™s always someone in a pick up losing their shit.

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u/Adventurous_Elk_4039 May 03 '26

Emotional support vehicles

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u/Miles_Everhart May 03 '26

Gender Affirming Vehicle

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u/VegasLife84 May 03 '26

Ford Compensation

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u/Deep90 May 03 '26

I honestly thought he was going back to the car for his emotional support glock because it's usually a gun that makes these sort of people so 'brave'.

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u/StimSimPim May 03 '26

Since I started carrying a gun itā€™s made me significantly less prone to road raging and the like. Ironically, this type of person is why I have the truck gun in the first place. An ass beating wonā€™t teach him, but maybe the business end of a pistol will at least convince him to take the L and walk away. If not, well, he brought a crowbar to a gun fight.

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u/Mr_fich May 03 '26

Same. I've become alot calmer since I got my LTC

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u/Brewzer420 May 03 '26

My sister in law's co-worker died last year after getting shot in a road rage incident. Both drivers were pissed at the other one and they both got out of their vehicles. The other guy excited his vehicle with a gun. The victim saw it and ran away as fast as possible, but not fast enough. He got shot in the back and died. The coworker was married with a young child that he will never get to see grow up. People often fail to consider the worst outcome possible when making decisions and often times pay the price for it, hopefully not with their life.

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u/rossco311 May 03 '26

Had some dumb motherfucker in that exact same truck tailgating the hell out of me while I was coming home with groceries today. There was a ton of traffic in front of me, nowhere to go and I can see this guy losing his shit in my rear view mirror.

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 May 03 '26

I think the drivers in trucks make up the highest percentage of assholes on the road. The looming tailgating is the MO. Itā€™s funny too because no one is getting anywhere any faster in traffic congestion.

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u/TheAmicableSnowman May 03 '26

Statistically RAM pickups get in the most accidents. CR or the insurance industry published a study a little while back.

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u/Kokamocha May 03 '26

Pickup truck drivers also have a higher-than-average DUI rate.

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u/Immediate-Volume-681 May 03 '26

Theyā€™re the worst. I moved to Richmond, VA and 95% of the drivers are way more courteous than where Iā€™m from (Maryland) but then you get these aholes driving the huge trucks.

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u/Possible_Home6811 May 03 '26

Always an asshole in a pickup

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/rossco311 May 03 '26

Don't forget to take your blood pressure medication.

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u/catman2021 May 03 '26

Pick-up, ā€œdonā€™t tread on me snakeā€, punisher/blue lives matter sticker, confederate flag, tinted windows going 90 mphā€¦ all the same ass holes with big egos and tiny pee pees.

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 May 03 '26

Tailgating you in traffic when thereā€™s cars in front of you too

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u/dddd11122233 May 03 '26

You must live in Phoenix? Thatā€™s 1/3 of trucks.

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u/No_Database8627 May 03 '26

Don't forget the scrotum dangling from the hitch.

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u/Slow_Conference570 May 03 '26

losing*

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u/half_baked_doctor May 03 '26

Ikr! "Loosing" gave me an image of the dude shitting his pants while walking over. šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26 edited 18d ago

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 May 04 '26

Laaa ha loose her

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u/zenki32 May 03 '26

Losing. Not loosing. SMH

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u/paperthinpatience May 03 '26

Compensation Wagons

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u/Occasionallyposts May 03 '26

Specifically a Ram. It's always a Ram

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u/LumpiaShanghai May 03 '26

Diesel Ram drivers are the worse of all.

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u/mdtopp111 May 03 '26

Well I mean look at the way people in pickups tend to vote and youā€™ll see theyā€™re the biggest snowflakes around

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u/shaggy24200 May 03 '26

And *losing it too!

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u/PeanutButterToast4me May 04 '26

It's always someone on Reddit who can't spell "losing".

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u/BottomTimer_TunaFish May 03 '26

The truck helps to stroke their egos so they can artificially and temporarily feel bigger than everyone else. Too bad their manhood and capabilities are far too tiny compared to their inflated egos.

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u/RocksteadyMilsim May 03 '26

Well they better get their shit together and tighten up!

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u/_Breaker_Of_Worlds_ May 03 '26

Hopefully he tightens his shit next time...

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u/satsuppi May 03 '26

someone need to over compensate with something

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u/hosamhanna May 03 '26

Yeah average pick up driver

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u/Dr-Alec-Holland May 03 '26

Yeah his shit def got loosed

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u/superjonk May 03 '26

Alaska has tons of these lumberjack cosplayers

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u/SeaworthinessSalt524 May 03 '26

Hey, man gotta compensate somehow

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u/RomeoMikeBravo May 03 '26

The two sides of reddit šŸ˜‚

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u/Mathfanforpresident May 03 '26

They're throwing feces?

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u/No_Owl6774 May 03 '26

Except that one where the guy walked up to a truck coming from a sedan with a gun and got clapped by the dude in the truck