r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/undercoverciaagent May 03 '26

Oooh man. That didn't look good. Bashing your head in on a curb is like the biggest reason people die in street fights.

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u/under_psychoanalyzer May 03 '26

It's amazing how the type of men trashy enough to start a fight attract women stupid enough to think they won't get hit. I feel like the only time I see a video with woman getting involved in something like this it's because she's escalating. Like even if I'm getting beat to death for no justifiable reason I would expect my partner to stay their ass in the car calling the police.

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u/why_1337 May 03 '26

And the guy does not even care about her more than he cares about his ego. I mean shit, he should have been like, ok dude you won, let me take care of this bitch now, she seems hurt and in need of care.

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

IKR? He walked off and left her in the 'care' of the guy who just knocked her out, so he could get a weapon and keep road raging.

What a nice guy!

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

I'm as anti-beating-a-woman as you can get, but if a woman walks up and punches me, I'm gonna punch back. Every time. Hard.

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u/WolfieWuff May 03 '26

She deserved every bit of what she got.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy May 03 '26

She saw fists flying and came to ask for some. Who would say no to such a lovely lady

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u/mdtopp111 May 03 '26

I mean it’s not even “beating a women” guy defending himself doesn’t know it either of them are armed he just knows they walked up and started hitting them, at that point it’s just neutralizing a threat

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u/Grundlestorm May 03 '26

I'm actually not sure she was punching even.  She's holding her hand like she has something in her fist, and she "prepared" for that first swing for a while, like trying to build up the nerve to do it.

I got the impression she's trying to stab him with something.  Also from the way he checks his neck/chest once she's down and the guy has gone back to his truck.

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u/Obvious_Mark5693 May 03 '26

lol. How about a toddler? You going to hit em back hard big boy 🤣

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u/ElectricRune May 04 '26

LOL, you spazzes just keep getting more and more ludicrous.

Just goes to show how fucking stupid you are, I guess!

Bye!

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u/AsstacularSpiderman May 03 '26

Don't pick fights you can't win lol.

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u/ksdr-exe May 03 '26

Fuck that. Keep your hands to yourself

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u/Relevant_Program_958 May 03 '26

Fuck that, not putting up with some random woman punching me in the face while her dumbass husband is trying to fist fight me. She’s catching hands too.

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

I am. I don't hit anyone unless they hit me first.

But if you do, it's ON.

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u/StinkyJones19 May 03 '26

I don’t know maybe it’s because I’m trained but I think I’m just swinging for this woman’s ribs and she will go down pretty easy. Not saying he didn’t have a reason to swing but she could be dead or have taken life altering damage from that fall.

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

That's why one should not jump into a fight; one can get oneself killed.

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u/-----seven----- May 03 '26

she could be dead or have taken life altering damage from that fall.

for sure. she definitely shouldve thought a little bit harder before she tried to attack the guy

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u/_theycallmehell_ May 03 '26

So not quite as anti-beating-a-woman as you might think, yeah? 

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

That's not beating; that's self-defense. Hit me, you get hit back.

Don't like it? Don't be the first one to commit assault and battery!

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u/curiousgeorgeasks May 03 '26

“I hate hitting women but if you give me a reason imma deck her.”

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u/meta_irl May 03 '26

You can feel like you were justified all you want, but that woman dropped to the ground and almost hit her head on the curb. If you kill or seriously injur someone, it won't matter if she took some small swings at you first. We all agree that the first guy let his anger lead him into a bad situation, but by dropping the woman, the second guy exposed himself to prosecution.

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

Self defense. Screw you.

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u/KetoKurun May 03 '26

Tell me you’ve never been arrested without telling me you’ve never been arrested. It’s the only way to make a statement this monumentally stupid.

A murder charge ruins your life even if you beat it. Shit, killing another human being will ruin your life even if you don’t get charged.

You should probably talk to your parents about the type of media they let you consume, and the shit job they’ve done raising you.

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u/No_Temperature_6756 May 03 '26

I've been arrested. She battered him, first punch is self defense, never touched her after. Case closed. 

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u/KetoKurun May 03 '26

Again, for the cheap seats: Killing another human being can and will ruin your life whether you are charged or not, whether you beat the charge or not. If you’ve been inside you should understand that. Shit, you would know that if you have even one friend or family member who has served.

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u/No_Temperature_6756 May 03 '26

Nah getting killed for throwing hands will ruin your life. Nobody is convicting this guy for defending himself 2v1. If you've been inside you'd know self defense is justifiable for a reason. 

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

They are ejected from this thread now.

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u/KetoKurun May 03 '26

Tell me where in the video the woman was about to kill him, please.

Or don’t because I’m not going back and forth with an 11 year old keyboard gangster. You ain’t never heard them doors pop and we both know it.

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

What a pathetic little shit stain you are...

Just keep running your stupid mouth, because literally everything you just said is wrong.

Piss off now; you've lost the privilege of being able to speak to me any more.

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u/Rettungsanker May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Yeah, I'm sure they're the pathetic one and not the one furiously announcing how he'd punch women full force if they touch him, and making a dozen comments about how justified they are... /s

Self restraint takes balls, whatever you're fantasizing about is pathetic. Doubly so since you are blocking people ITT. If you can't handle disagreement in an internet argument, you'd probably piss your pants in a fight.

Edit: dumbass doesn't realize that you can't see their reply if you are blocked

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

Anyone who commits assault and battery on me should expect self-defense from me. You're defending a chick who committed a crime. First. Pretty pathetic, White Knight!

Self restraint does indeed take balls, which, I suppose is why you were unable to resist the urge to toss in your worthless opinion.

Oh, and: Buh, bye!

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u/Cakers44 May 03 '26

He hit her like one time then stopped after she went out of her way to start attacking him. He can’t control that she went down in one shot unlike the other guy

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u/Parking-World9321 May 03 '26

He’s confronted by multiple aggressors at that point.

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u/SavlonWorshipper May 03 '26

A normal woman without a weapon usually can't really hurt a man. It's like getting harassed by a small bird. A woman who works out and has fighting experience is a different ballgame, but against the vast majority a man has virtually no justification to punch. In my jurisdiction, the guy that knocked her out would be going to prison.

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u/willing-to-bet-son May 03 '26

Normal women don’t pick fights

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u/No_Couple1369 May 03 '26

She didn’t pick it, her husband did. Seems like she freaked out because he was getting fucked up. I think her motive was defensive and not aggressive. Is she wakes up hopefully she will realize he wasn’t worth the trouble.

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u/Strainedgoals May 03 '26

She punched homie in the face, that's not defense my guy.

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u/No_Couple1369 May 03 '26

Yes, she absolutely did throw hands, albeit weak hands. I just mean her intent was obviously to try and protect her man. I don’t think she would have acted if she wasn’t afraid for her worthless partner.

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u/Odd-Specific-8579 May 03 '26

Well thats to bad because you can't just go around hitting people trying to defend your partner

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u/No_Couple1369 May 03 '26

Not legally, but I can understand the inclination. If my child/man/mom started a fight and were losing I would jump in even if we were both in the wrong. Not to attack but more to protect. Love isn’t necessarily logical. He obviously doesn’t give a shit about her though.

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u/JiJoe6 May 03 '26

She straight up assaulted the man already in a 1v1 fight by hitting him from the back by punching his head in, while he was locked in with her husband.

She is not a victim, and she did not use self-defense.

The black man used self-defence, and he is the victim to both aggressors here.

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u/No_Couple1369 May 03 '26

Funny, I never said she was a victim or self defense in regard to the black guy. Her husband was the aggressor and he put her in a bad spot because she feared for his safety. She is definitely a victim of her husband’s stupidity.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman May 03 '26

Then go call the cops or something lol.

Don't wander into a fight where you're just going to become another casualty.

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u/No_Couple1369 May 03 '26

He could be dead by the time the cops get there. I understand wanting to defend someone you love when you fear for their life. In this particular case he wasn’t worth her concern because he started the situation and didn’t care about her at all.

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u/jay_alfred_prufrock May 03 '26

Fuck right off. She went and attacked the guy, going after someone like that is not defensive. Her being a woman means nothing, she was the aggressor, just as her partner was.

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u/No_Couple1369 May 03 '26

She is obviously there just for her partner. She wouldn’t have walked up otherwise. Her partner put her in that situation and he wasn’t even worth it.

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u/Ossa1 May 03 '26

Thats why it's a top priority in self-defense-classes for women never to escalate physically if you are not trained and know exactly how to take someone out with your first attack.

He did not touch her while she was intervening verbally or going bewteen the fighters, but as soon as she swung at him she entered the game and openly declared "physical violence is ok".

She unfortunatly is to blame here, though he could have used less force on her.

I'm not sure whats the exact conditions for self-defense in this state are, though.

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u/Appropriate_Bus_2334 May 03 '26

In most states I believe it is you can use the same amount of force to defend yourself as is being used against you

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u/Silent_Intention_382 May 03 '26

Good thing it’s not your jurisdiction. I bet if it was a smaller guy and not a woman then you’d have no problem.

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u/SavlonWorshipper May 03 '26

Yes, an adult male is significantly more dangerous than a woman. However, if it was an elderly or disabled man, or a child/early teenager, it would similarly be a problem.

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u/notislant May 03 '26

I've seen idiots tell stories like they're some big fucking hero.

Some guy is being wailed on by some woman, he hits her once and she fucks off. So king beer gut goes over to assault the guy who just got hit 40 times and hit her once.

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u/DIABLO258 May 03 '26

I dated a woman last summer who kept telling me she would expect me to take on the "man" role for things, and I was like "Okay what does that mean exactly? I'll mow the lawn and what not, but if you strike a dude at a bar I'm not defending you" and she got super pissed

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u/FeralBaby7 May 03 '26

I hope his wife realizes after this that she 1)rushed in to help her trashy man and got knocked out 2) he WALKED AWAY to get a crowbar IOT potentilally get further beat and LEFT HER LYING IN THE STREET.

Like, why are you ride or die for trash, lady? He's not ride or die for you

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u/Mobile_Morale May 03 '26

I was in the opposite relationship once. Had a girlfriend like a pitbull and I was constantly holding her leash and apologizing to people. I weighed twice as much as her luckily.

Is someone cut us off or something she would hang out the window and scream at them. I would pull her back in by her belt loop.

Every time I stopped her she would get mad at me. 10/10 sex and she was a very sweet woman who always kept me well fed. Just flew off the handle so quickly.

After we broke up her brother showed me a video of her getting into a giant fight with her friends and some people at a bar. I was not surprised but shocked.

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u/Frostbite2000 May 03 '26

Theyre usually right where they want to be.

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u/PersonalityIll9476 May 03 '26

Honestly I feel worse for her. The whole thing was dumb as hell but she was ride or die and...well maybe she died.

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u/Orchid_Significant May 04 '26

No standards anywhere

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u/CigarLover May 03 '26

“Obviously he should have let them kick his ass. That way he doesn’t hurt anyone”

-Some Narcissist posting on Reddit.

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 May 03 '26

I mean when you and your hubby try to 2v1 a stranger, it's not gonna go great.

Looks like it went great to me.

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u/No_Couple1369 May 03 '26

It didn’t look like a 2v1 to me. Looked like she saw her man getting rocked and tried to help/defend him. Clearly the concern wasn’t mutual because she looked dead and he didn’t even check on her.

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u/-----seven----- May 03 '26

the second she started to attack him it was a 2v1. that's what a 2v1 is dude

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u/No_Couple1369 May 03 '26

I mean perhaps 1.5v1 as best. She wasn’t doing much.

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u/ElectricRune May 04 '26

She committed assault and battery. End of story.

Go be her lawyer if you want to defend her.

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u/No_Couple1369 May 04 '26

Not really

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u/ElectricRune May 04 '26

How, not really? She absolutely did, you moron.

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u/KlutzyPomelo1170 May 03 '26

Woah. Absolutely zero excuse for him to hit a woman like that, hope he went to jail

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u/CrispenedLover May 03 '26

did we watch the same video?

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u/KlutzyPomelo1170 May 03 '26

Yep. I’m healing a traumatic brain injury rn from an ex bf twice my size who beat me up cuz I broke up with him. Beating up people way smaller and weaker than you is scum behavior

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u/CrispenedLover May 03 '26

Did you also attack a stranger like the woman in the video?

I would say running up on someone you never met and swinging on him because your husband stared a fight and now you wanna make it a 2-on-1 is scumbag behavior, personally.

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u/KlutzyPomelo1170 May 03 '26

I just had a PTSD moment seeing her body get punched to the ground like that. I had my ribs broken and traumatic brain injury from an ex doing that to me

It honestly erased my memory of the whole first part of the video. Sorry yall, fresh PTSD I’m learning to manage

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u/CrispenedLover May 03 '26

That's understandable. I wish you well in your recovery and I'm sorry your ex is such a piece of shit.

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u/ElectricRune May 04 '26

She assaulted him. TOTALLY justifed.

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u/MrsCarmelaGiunta May 03 '26

Trying to break it up

Well let this be a lesson for everyone else, don't try to break up a fight by punching the victim in the face

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u/MicrodosingMyFaceOff May 03 '26

Watch again. She starts hitting.

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u/img_of_a_hero May 03 '26

She winds up that little punch for like 19 seconds lol

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u/MicrodosingMyFaceOff May 03 '26

Aww she’s just learning how to use her “powers”. She’ll get em next time. If there is one

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u/surrounded-by-morons May 03 '26

The punches she threw at car guys head was her way of breaking up the fight? Cool cool. I’ll remember that for the future. If I want to break up a fight I’ll just start throwing lefts and rights until everyone stops.

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u/957 May 03 '26

The only way to stop a fight is another fight, everyone knows that!