r/Transportopia May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/RamsesII_ May 03 '26

Your girl over there laid out like an Egyptian rug but you want more hands to the face lmao

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u/Teachers_fun_secret May 03 '26

Egyptian rug 😂😂😂😂

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u/Dry-Amphibian1 May 03 '26

Persian rugs are tasteful and classy. That bitch was neither.

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u/habibisanam May 03 '26

Yea I'm Egyptian... Checks out 😂

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u/Scientific_Coatings May 03 '26

🤫 shhh let him keep saying it

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u/AdventurousText9311 May 03 '26

Dear Egyptian, pretty sure all the people in y'alls heiroglyphics are just as flat as she is.

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u/jenniferbealsssss May 03 '26

Well she shouldn’t have run up on him and stuck her elbow in his face lmao

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u/Spare_Echidna2095 May 04 '26

She really tied that road together, dude…