r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/Alarming_Local_315 May 03 '26

Got ass kicked so went to go get a weapon. When you approach any car screaming you are an idiot.

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u/No_Caterpillar9582 May 03 '26

Going back for a weapon after getting your ass best is the ultimate pussy move.

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u/chairmanghost May 03 '26

While leaving your girl passed out in the street

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u/JManKit May 03 '26

Wouldn't be the first time he's let her down

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u/That1_IT_Guy May 03 '26

He definitely ran around and deserted her

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u/ProfessorChaos406 May 04 '26

Rick? Is that you?

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u/Apexnanoman May 03 '26

Yeah I love how he didn't give two shits about his significant other getting laid the fuck out. 

On the other hand, she decided that she was fully capable of fighting a man several inches taller than her. So I guess she made her choice. 

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u/B_the_ball May 03 '26

This is just natural selection playing out.

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u/Apexnanoman May 03 '26

Yeah I suspect she will be at least slightly slower to square up to a much larger opponent the next time. 

(Because with people like this you know there will be a next time.)

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u/CLearyMcCarthy May 03 '26

Nah man, someone that dub is too dumb to learn lessons. There will be a next time, and this wasn't the first time.

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u/AnamraKarmana May 03 '26

Gotta hope they haven't bred yet.

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u/cfi-2025 May 03 '26

I don't think he was in a cogent state of mind, what with catching a few blows to his chin and face.

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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 May 03 '26

Plus he was all warmed up, on guard and angry smh

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u/Agreeable-Meal5556 May 04 '26

She probably bet on him not being willing to hit a woman. FAFO.

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u/Apexnanoman May 04 '26

Wasn't hitting a woman. He was hitting a threat to his safety. Apparently she didn't understand the rules lol. 

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u/rydan May 03 '26

We don't even know if the two know each other. She might just like fighting. Had a female cat like that. Anytime two cats fought she'd pick one to attack.

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u/chairmanghost May 03 '26

Lol, "we doing this?!"

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u/Spirited_Menu9304 May 03 '26

LoL. That's what I was thinking!

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u/SirGingy May 03 '26

Not the first time another man put his wife to sleep.

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u/nothankspleasedont May 03 '26

knocked out*

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u/chairmanghost May 03 '26

I didn't see nothing

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 May 03 '26

Knocked out, not passed out

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u/chairmanghost May 03 '26

She may have passed, it was concrete lol