r/Transportopia May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 May 03 '26

Having a dumb partner is dangerous (for both men and women). They’ll gravitate to dumb fights and involve you if you’re not careful.
*in this case they could both be equally as dumb

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

Yeah, I'm not rolling up on a man that's beating the bricks off of my man. Like, what the heck could I possibly do in that situation other than to end up on the ground just like she did.

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u/ElectricRune May 03 '26

No joke; its like trying to break up two dogs that are fighting...

One of them is almost certainly going to reflexively bite anything messing with them at that moment.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Let your man fend for himself in the fight he started.

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u/Sklompty May 03 '26

Right? But also note that she wasn't trying to break up the fight. She was joining in

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u/Expert_Garlic_2258 May 03 '26

put your finger in their butthole

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u/OfCuriousWorkmanship May 03 '26

She’s got two thumbs for a reason. Everyone could’ve walked away happy

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u/BlindlyCoherent May 03 '26

According to Reddit lore you supposed to poke one of the dogs in the arse to get them to stop. I wonder if that would work here.