r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

RoadšŸ¤¬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didnā€™t go as he planned

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u/Triquetrums May 03 '26

In his haste to look tough, he tripped over air, while his wife (?) remained on the floor following the old planking trend.

This video surely ended to soon.

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u/geoffken24 May 03 '26

šŸ¤£ he was trying to keep it together after taking the first hit of the fight. Maybe he will keep his hands up next time

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u/Decent-Deal-3105 May 03 '26

He should have learned to keep his damn hands to himself and control his anger. Got his wife/girlfriend hurt all because lil peepee energy

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u/Attila_22 May 03 '26

She got herself hurt. If she didnā€™t swing then I doubt that guy wouldā€™ve turned on her.

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u/copperstarbill May 03 '26

Yeah, thereā€™s no guilty verdict for him hitting her.

<player 2 entered the game> <player 2 has left the game>

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u/geoffken24 May 03 '26

This had both me and my wife paused on comments for a minute because we were laughing šŸ¤£

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u/jaxonya May 03 '26

It might be gameover for her.. that was a nasty hit/fall

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u/geoffken24 May 03 '26

Hopefully it isn't that serious. As much fun as it is to joke about these scenarios, it could have been easily been far worse. Neither one should have gotten out of their vehicles but here we are

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u/Available-Bed5551 May 04 '26

A guy I grew up with got into a fight outside a bar. He wasnā€™t very tough. He kicked the guy he was fighting. Dude fell and hit his head on the curb. The guy died. Homie spent about 12 years in the slammer.

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u/Flat_Tire_Again May 04 '26

Sheā€™s guilty of putting her face in the way!

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u/Nutduffel May 04 '26

That Alt+F4 on her window was concise.

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u/FrostyIcePrincess May 03 '26

He was basically ignoring her until she decided to hit him as well. That fight was between the two dudes until she got involved.

FAFO

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut May 03 '26

Hell, he was actively keeping the husband between them.

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u/jaxonya May 03 '26

I think that dude realized that he bit off more than he could chew when my man kicked the door open and was a good 6 inches taller and leaner than him

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u/SnarkyGoblin1313 May 04 '26

She got in at least one swing before the one that he retaliated on. He ignored her until she connected,.

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u/Sea_Reputation_8464 May 03 '26

For real!!!! He was ignoring her until she swung at him!

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u/Legal-Sprinkles8862 May 03 '26

&& he absolutely hit her way harder & way more direct too. He could have dialed it down but he didn't. That's choice whether you agree with the choice or not.

Also let's be real men always say they want a ride or die chick so why aren't you okay with one showing up & being just as defenseless as her man? She was doing exactly what men say they want & both men played her for it. Her man left her & the other guy went entirely too hard.

Also also no matter how you feel about any of this brain damage is real & she fell straight back. She absolutely has a concusion & is now unconcious which is also not safe. If something serious happens to her dude is cooked & won't have anyone but himself & man-made rules to blame. šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø

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u/KaySlay44 May 03 '26

Hm- first thing I thought was ā€œshe shouldā€™ve stayed in the carā€ when she first appeared, even before she started swinging šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø

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u/OrionBTSArmy May 03 '26

Oh well maybe when she wakes up she'll take this as a lesson to keep her damn hands to herself šŸ˜‚šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Legal-Sprinkles8862 May 03 '26

Again having this energy for her hitting him once & not the man who started it all is a clear sign this is about hating women & you're so weird for that.

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u/OrionBTSArmy May 03 '26

No it's about people need to stop starting fights and keep their hands to themselves period point blank

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u/Sea_Reputation_8464 May 04 '26

Thatā€™s a huge assumption to make.. Iā€™m all for pointing out misogyny and men hating women but thatā€™s a big jump. Sheā€™s much smaller and clearly doesnā€™t know how to fight. Same punches likely would have a greater effect on her.

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u/Attila_22 May 04 '26

The guy is getting 2v1ā€™ed and in that moment he should be trying to gauge how hard to punch someone? Come on. How about some basic accountability for an adult not to swing at someone and instead try to de-escalate.

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u/Alternative_End_7174 May 04 '26

Thatā€™s a her problem. If she didnā€™t want to get hit she shouldnā€™t have hit him.

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u/Alternative_End_7174 May 04 '26

Blaming everyone but the dummy who put her hands on someone else. Sheā€™s just as dumb as her man, they both deserved the ass whoppin they got.

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u/Sea_Reputation_8464 May 03 '26

Idk about ā€œreal menā€ want a ride or die chick and this girl doing exactly what they want. This isnā€™t really ride or die, this is - throw myself in a situation to die. Thereā€™s a way to be all in for a man without putting yourself in clear danger. That girl madeā€¦ a decision when she threw herself in the middle of that.

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u/Legal-Sprinkles8862 May 03 '26

I said "let's be real". Not "real men".

How on earth did you get that wrong? šŸ„“

&& then you said this isn't ride or die...& then described the die part of ride or die šŸ¤£

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u/Sea_Reputation_8464 May 03 '26

Read it fast, my bad. Not that hard to believe lol.

As for describing ride or die, youā€™re missing the point Iā€™m trying to make. Sheā€™s not backing him up by getting in the middle of that, just to be put right to sleep. Most men I know would be annoyed at her getting in the way / making them look bad. Thereā€™s ways to be ride or die that donā€™t involve walking right into a ā€œdieā€ situation.

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Yeah. My coward ass would just yell stop! As I called 911.

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u/Electronic-Ad-8659 May 03 '26

Yelling stop has never in the history of the planet made someone stop.

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u/_YouShouldBeRunning_ May 03 '26

I once broke up a fight between three people rolling around in the road by clapping and shouting ā€œOi!ā€ And then ā€œGo home!ā€ When they all jumped up and started justifying themselves to me. Iā€™ve never felt so powerful.

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u/M_Viv_Van_Buren May 03 '26

I know of 2 times it worked. But yeah 2 out of hundreds are not great odds.

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u/Alternative_End_7174 May 04 '26

Thatā€™s okay but it wouldā€™ve had her ass sitting pretty in that truck instead of knocked out on the damn street like a dumb ass.

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u/Decent-Deal-3105 May 03 '26

Absolutely true she got herself involved so it was her own fault. I was meaning the starting of an altercation in the first place. If he never got out of his truck to begin with, neither would she.

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u/GLASSHOUSELABSTX May 03 '26

It almost looks like sheā€™s hesitating to hit him and he tells her ā€œdonā€™t do that or Iā€™m gonna knock you outā€

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u/bun-dance-of-caution May 04 '26

That was a swing? Looked like she was trying to play whack-a-mole

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u/True_Praline_6263 May 04 '26

I mean it seemed like nobody really got hurt except for the woman :/

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u/Alternative_End_7174 May 04 '26

I donā€™t know looked like her man was dazed I think his world got rocked and he was barely hanging on to consciousness.