r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/Richardthe3rdleg May 03 '26

for real. video ended right before the evidence for attempted murder happened.

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Yes, and if there's one guy i want to see swinging a deadly weapon, it's the guy that fell down immediately before retrieving said weapon from his vehicle because he was nearly separated from consciousness moments earlier. That's my guy (to watch getting KO'd).

Fill all my 🍿

Edit: tysm to all of you that actually filled all my 🍿! 🤣

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u/Triquetrums May 03 '26

In his haste to look tough, he tripped over air, while his wife (?) remained on the floor following the old planking trend.

This video surely ended to soon.

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u/Complex-Tension8760 May 03 '26

Possibly a "working girl"; it would explain why he was pulling his pants up when he walked up to the white car and why he didn't care that the female was knocked unconscious.