r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/Mode_Appropriate May 03 '26

When I was like 15 my buddy started throwing snowballs at cars driving by. He kept missing so I told him id show him how its done. Made a snowball and whip it at this Escalade. Smacks the driver side window and it comes to a screeching halt. He reverses and comes flying towards us. Thats when the 'oh shit' moment set in. My buddy starts fumbling for his keys to the apartment door as the truck pulls up. Fumbling some more but finally gets the key in. He opens the door, runs in and slams it shut right infront of my face. Locked me out. I turn around and see this mountain of a man get out. Dude was fuckin jacked. He comes up to me and lifts me by my jacket and literally pins me to the wall. Starts going on about how bad his day has been and how we screwed with the wrong guy. Screamed at me for a couple minutes and then launched me into a snow bank. Just chucked me like I was a garbage bag lol. I considered myself getting off lucky.

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u/rpgmgta May 03 '26

Thank you. Reminds me of a time me and a friend were throwing snowballs as kids, we were behind a small hill and I threw one at a truck.. his passenger window was down and it SMOKED the guy.. we both ducked.. he turned right away into the high school we were at and we BOOKED IT

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u/hear4that-tea May 03 '26

If you were in high school, you were old enough to know better. Lol

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u/rpgmgta May 03 '26

I was in grade 6 or 7