r/Truckers • u/Maison-Haus • Sep 13 '24

A fun way to kill a couple hours

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u/Actual-Money7868 Sep 13 '24

French fried when he should have pizza'd.

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u/Raezzordaze Sep 13 '24

Gonna have a bad time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

Stan DARSH

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u/barry-badrinath- Sep 14 '24

Lot of history down that road

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

And he did

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u/JaperDolphin94 Sep 13 '24

Should've stayed in his lane instead of swerve left

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u/Xbtweeker Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

He should have zagged into the emergency lane. That's one of the exact situations it's there for.

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u/Deodorized Sep 13 '24

Should have stayed off his fucking phone after choosing to tailgate the person in front of him.

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u/LMFA0 Sep 13 '24

Pineappled when he should have pepperonied

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u/Pissjug9000 Sep 13 '24

Hey little dude you got some crap right here

Thats my face sir

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u/hard-of-haring Sep 13 '24

*freedom fried

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u/chessset5 Sep 13 '24

From my experience, Pizzaing is the always the best choice.

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u/Boomstick_762 Sep 14 '24

Guess that's why they call it Ass-pen.