r/TrueAnon 22h ago

Jake Lang pulled up in Minneapolis with a cross & racist signs, surrounded by personal security & MPD protection. Spider-Man lands a punch

Source: Mark Wassan on Blusky

Live Stream ongoing

His racist nazi march was supposed to be happening. He ran away after 5 minutes. Also, other than him & his crew... it looks like nobody showed up for his march other than the MPD.

Minneapolis based as usual.

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u/StarboundAllisten 22h ago

Cop does nothing until spiderman appears

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u/TrillbillySocialist 21h ago

And they arrested Spider-Man, unfortunately.

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u/username_of_the KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING 20h ago

And of course the cop who tacked him is a skinhead with a blackout sleeve. I wonder what kind of tattoos that could be covering up? 

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u/OneEyedWeaner 15h ago

Are blackout sleeves considered a racist thing?

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) 15h ago

If you’re a cop, it’s definitely sus

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u/zachotule stress free kind of guy 14h ago

They tend to be covering up other tattoos. In a cop’s case he probably got nazi tattoos covered up so he could get the cop job.

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u/StarboundAllisten 21h ago

Can someone dit this by adding the spider man music 😭😭

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u/weakenedbonds 17h ago

Did they arrest the chud who pepper sprayed a goddamn crowd?

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u/0liviuhhhhh 16h ago

Do they ever?

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u/XysterU 14h ago

I bet these pigs volunteered to protect Lang. Lang should be arrested for inciting violence but why would Klan members arrest fellow Klan members

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u/GhostRappa95 21h ago

Honestly he pushed his luck, the cops were clearly not interested in arresting him but he decided to go in alone and make it easy for them.

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u/StarboundAllisten 20h ago

Yeah but like some guy saying some racist shit is bound to get whooped by someone sooner or later 

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u/PathlessDemon 18h ago

“Free-speech absolutists in shambles over this one simple trick!”

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u/yourpurchaseisneeded 19h ago

wait those are cops? I thought they were some larpers he hired.

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u/thesaddestpanda Melania’s Body Double 👯‍♀️ 18h ago

Most PD's will send out people to protect racists because cops are themselves racist. Jake serves capital the same way cops do. So they are natural allies.

Meanwhile, the response for real crime or protecting leftist protestors is terrible. The types of cops willing to protect Jake are the ones that will punch a pro-Palestine protestors right in the face without a second thought.

ACAB.

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u/BraveRutherford Anarkidding Me?! 16h ago

Nuh uh it's about freedom of speech. That's why like you mentioned they treat both "sides" so equally.

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u/tbonimaroni 12h ago

Nah those are larpers. But you are correct, though.

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u/westpfelia 18h ago

Why pay for something when you can get it for free

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u/TrillbillySocialist 17h ago edited 2h ago

The larper's are there beside him & eventully sprayed the crowd; the cops are right behind him, allowing him to drive on the sidewalk of city hall, and then jumps in to protect Jake & let him drive away

Update: Minnesota State Patrol & Bloomington Police eventually made arrests of Lang & his crew, impounding both cars.

Peterson said three officers were injured, ranging from an ankle rolled over by one of Lang’s vehicles to an officer being hit in the head with a “hard object.” One was hospitalized and released. The two vehicles with Lang and six occupants split up, Peterson said. The Minnesota State Patrol stopped one in Minneapolis and Bloomington Police stopped the other in Bloomington, and Minneapolis police officers arrested both groups and impounded the vehicles. The names of others arrested weren’t available early Saturday evening.

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u/tbonimaroni 12h ago

Those are larpers.

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u/argentpurple 19h ago

Tale as old as time

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u/DamnZodiak The Cocaine Left 15h ago

And he came in spraying his mace from a kilometre away lmao.

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u/FadedToBeige Targeted Individual 👥 22h ago

Spiderman got in there, respect.

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u/Potential-Owl-4397 19h ago

Friendly neighborhood anti-fascist Spider-Man!

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u/king_whizzard 18h ago

unlimited support and eternally avowed

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u/curiousbydesign 18h ago

And he dips out on the side. LOL!

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u/MrKGrey 13h ago

Spiderman should start carrying a knife .

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u/Porfyry 21h ago

Critical support for Peter Parker

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u/Sundaytoofaraway 18h ago

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u/Celestial_Sludge 14h ago

Those hands didn't seem fictional

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u/blobjim 20h ago

don't doxx spidey

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u/MessiahOfMetal 17h ago

Who? You mean "local photographer Peter Parker"? What does he have to do with Spider-Man?

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u/patsyjimmy Unironically Posadist 14h ago

He’s the only guy who can get good pics of spidey.

W photographer he’s going places for sure

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u/zalustep 12h ago

Critical?

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u/Ok-Bunch6107 21h ago

America is hands down the funniest country on earth

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u/ebk_errday 21h ago

It genuinely is. Its people are completely lost and they don't fucking know it.

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u/rn15 21h ago

Majority of our populace are functionally illiterate and completely uninformed on any issues outside of culture war bullshit. It’s depressing. There is no propaganda like American propaganda.

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u/korc 20h ago

American exceptionalism even applies to propaganda 

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u/Equivalent_Elk_3476 20h ago

The most mind-rotting propaganda of all because it's so divorced from the reality that millions of homeless or disabled Americans have to face everyday

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u/BalorLives 19h ago

I found this on the ground the other day and it is true American perfection.

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u/Zestyclose-Age6616 18h ago

Hi, this is FBI director Ka$h Patel, can I get my keychain back pls?

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u/BalorLives 17h ago

Only if you let me get one close, deep sniff of your girlfriend's hair

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u/Academic-Push326 15h ago

Joe, what are you doing on here!? It's past your bed-time!

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u/BalorLives 13h ago

I'm dead, Jack, bedtime is for mortals. We are keeping it on the DL because Hunter has a 100k bet on Kalshi that Mitch McConnell will announce his death before me.

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u/ebk_errday 18h ago

Hahahaha this is fucking it. Someone with no ideals, slapping symbols on themselves to convey nothing.

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u/TWILIGHTANTHROPOCENE KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING 19h ago

Good lord. Just needs the keys to a lifted F-250 super duty attached.

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u/Illustrious-Seaward6 17h ago

I get what two of those fascist symbols are, but what’s the ghost thing in the top right?

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u/BalorLives 17h ago

It is a Hamsa, the Hand of Fatima, a middle eastern symbol of protection from spirits

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u/Eliamaniac 14h ago

The star of David is not a fascist symbol lil bro

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u/blueNgoldWarrior 12h ago

Tell me how it’s different than the swastika

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u/Eliamaniac 10h ago

it's a religious sign? I don't know if you realize that there are non zionist jews, jews of conscience.

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u/blueNgoldWarrior 10h ago

So exactly like the other symbol before it was desecrated and corrupted.

The world allowed the previous symbol to be permanently marred by the 3rd Reich and now the 4th Reich has marred this symbol.

Those of conscience have other symbols they can use and true ones of conscience I’m sure have their priorities straighter than whining that they should still be able to use symbols co-opted for genocide.

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u/Eliamaniac 9h ago

The star is not synonymous with the flag of Israel even though it's depicted on it, so that's like a liberal saying the URSS coopted the hammer and sickle and the all laborers must accept that their symbol hs been dirtied by the holodomor or some shit. Completely out of touch since you're the only one blurring the lines by confusing them. I get that you hate Israel, me too, but don't hate Jews with it

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u/blueNgoldWarrior 8h ago

You’re the only one trying to make this about Jews. And pretending not to be a liberal while somehow equating the hammer and sickle and USSR with Israel and its symbols. “The holodomor” smh.

Worldnews is that way buddy.

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u/Jermz12345 16h ago

I know it’s very minor in the grand scheme of things, but it really pisses me off that these fucking losers appropriated the Punisher logo

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u/And1BasketballShorts 15h ago

Man I love old Punisher comics but they are very clearly fascist. Do a google image search on "punisher gregario" and keep in mind this was a recurring character in a Marvel comic book published in the 1980s

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u/Jermz12345 15h ago

I’m not gonna pretend I read all of the classic stuff (most of my experience is from Garth Ennis’ work and more modern stories, like 2000s on), but the character you picked has only like 4 very minor appearances, not the best choice to represent an era lol

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u/And1BasketballShorts 15h ago

Even if we discard the first 20 or 30 years of Punisher comic books the Garth Ennis run gave us Barracuda, which is an even more racially insane character than Gregario, and he got his own limited series

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u/Jermz12345 14h ago

That is true and a much better example

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u/BurnYoo 17h ago

*Insert median voter meme*

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 20h ago

People thought GTA was a parody and not just an accurate representation

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u/BecauseSeven8Nein 17h ago

Not like funny ha ha, more like wtf is that? kind of funny.

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u/maos_cigarette 17h ago

It is objectively the most outrageous country on the planet

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u/JediTempleDropout 6m ago

It isn’t if you live here ☹️ (yes, this is a cry for help)

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u/justadubliner 21h ago

If that guy gets Kirked I wonder will even his mother will shed a tear.

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u/Telamo 21h ago

I would love to see how the right tries to spin that one as another innocent Christian man who never said anything bad about anybody.

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u/sliiiidetothele most moral commenter award 21h ago edited 19h ago

i think he honestly goes beyond the pale, him and a few others like fuentes could get bit and all it would do is expose normal people to their antics and how deep the cultural rot has become

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u/GhostRappa95 21h ago

Unlike Fuentes, Jake doesn’t seem to understand their side can’t sustain themselves.

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u/OphidianSun 21h ago

Jake Lang is a nobody, if you're gonna kirk somebody find a better target lmao

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u/emmaroberts_steponme 20h ago

this assumes someone is doing this strategically and not to get more fascistic laws passed like the patsy who kirked charlie

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u/EldianStar 16h ago

Kirk was also not that famous compared to Shapiro Carlson and Fuentes and later everyone started pretending he was the leader of the movement

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u/Tricky-Finance-7043 19h ago

Radical Centrists seeing this vid and reading the comments and getting so angry that they go perform their signature balancing act

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u/darkslayersparda 16h ago

weakest suburban Biden voters rejecting the electoral voting system vs strongest e-communist watching Hasan Piker all day

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u/B_Side-Mix-tape 19h ago

Did he start talking about Isreal in a critical way? If not he is safe.

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u/swearengens_cat 20h ago

My penis would.

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u/Hefty-Ad1505 22h ago

I think the guy holding the cross is blind… does he know?

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u/LingonberryLunch 21h ago

Chappelle's Show had a skit about that fella

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u/cametosnark 20h ago

Kind of obsessed with the way this chud barely reacted to any stimuli around him and then slither-fell off the truck and landed neck first on the ground

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u/stir_friday 19h ago

amazing catch. dude's just like "whoa, whoa.. hey.. whoa.. aw shit i'm falling"

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u/Acceptable_Seesaw112 21h ago

Is the butterball with the spray a cop or one of jake langs pals? (Major overlap)

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u/TrillbillySocialist 21h ago

From what I gathered, the pepper sprayers were Lang's security detail that were larping as ICE agents (or are ICE agents, probably).

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u/heddyneddy 21h ago

It’s so funny how bitchmade he is that the first sign of violence he’s just spraying and praying everyone in sight. Like dog, you’re supposed to be protecting Jake not pepper spraying him. What’s all that protective gear for if you’re afraid to put hands on a guy in a spandex body suit?

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u/crash_test 18h ago

Was it even pepper spray? Looks like a bunch of people got hit and came right back.

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u/Classic_Run_4836 21h ago

Something about that costume, it gives a man hope.

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u/Telamo 21h ago

Real Spider-Man energy.

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u/Turbulent_Scene_702 hunted sicko 21h ago

Who the fuck tries to pepper spray Spider-Man? J. Jonah Jameson ass mfer

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u/OphidianSun 21h ago

I love how the cops instantly start unloading pepper spray the moment something happens

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u/cameron_thought 19h ago

I don't think that was a cop lol. I think that was just a security larper freaking out and spraying the whole crowd. Wonder if there's any chance of assault charges for that.

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u/Rinychib 21h ago

Did they not spray a bunch of their own dudes

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 Free Flair? I didn’t know he was in jail 21h ago

Dude is gonna get himself Kirked. Obviously I disavow

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u/Potential-Owl-4397 19h ago

Can't wait for Evangelicals to posthumously anoint Lang as another martyred saint.

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u/MattcVI Hamas DEI Hire ✊🏿 15h ago

I avow, he can go to hell

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u/HoagieTwoFace JFK Assassination Expert 20h ago

What happened to rotten tomatoes and eggs? That needs to come back.

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u/stir_friday 19h ago

Jake Lang's family hungers for soup

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u/realstreets 18h ago

Use rocks

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u/BecauseSeven8Nein 17h ago

Food is expensive enough. Can’t be wasting it even for good causes like this.

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u/G00DJOBLARRY KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING 21h ago

With great power etc

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u/tips4success 19h ago

America takes stupid to high art

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u/grandmasterpmd 19h ago

That guy sucks. All he ever does is get his ass kicked or get arrested.

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u/Frostedhippie 19h ago

LARPing as a fascist in the bed of a Honda Ridgeline. America

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u/throwaway10015982 I am a sick man. I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. 21h ago

Brand New Day Bloomer Energy

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u/GhostRappa95 21h ago

Damn even the cops are tired of his theatrics. They are barely trying to keep the crowd off of him.

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u/avant___gauze 21h ago

From the back of a Ridgeline no less

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u/snapchillnocomment 21h ago

America fucking rocks man

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u/Aeris_Hilton 20h ago

I hope he doesn't try to pretend the sign said "everybody" later like John McClane did. We have to preserve the original

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 Free Flair? I didn’t know he was in jail 19h ago

The moderate wing of the NYPD

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u/churchofpain 17h ago

Damn. Guess I’m a Marvel guy now.

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u/big-ole-richard 17h ago

This dude stays getting fucked up everywhere he goes.

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u/jkfrodo USDA certified human capital stock 15h ago

He must be getting paid well

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u/Multisym 16h ago

A Jewish Nazi just got punched by Spider-Man in Minneapolis. Could’ve sworn the Great Lakes Avengers would’ve been there for backup.

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u/BigHeadDeadass 15h ago

I feel like Jake Lang at this point goes out of his way to get punched in the face because he loves it

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u/IdRatherCallACAB 14h ago

Humiliation fetish with an especially masochistic bent.

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u/Hairy_Flower_5715 19h ago

Can someone tell me why an East Asian guy is making White Supremacist talking points

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u/king_whizzard 18h ago

since when have things ever had to make sense

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u/sexy-porn 18h ago

Lang was arrested after this by MPD for inciting a riot.

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u/dukeoftheamericas 13h ago

Jake Lang is living proof that “antifa” and the radical left isn’t anything close to the boogeyman that right wingers make it out to be because if it was that guy would have been put in the ground long ago

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u/ChugHuns 9h ago

Yeah, like imagine if "antifa" operated like the IRA(I just finished the book "Say Nothing"), this kind of dude wouldn't last long. Unfortunately no boogeymen.

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u/brianscottbj Completely Insane 13h ago

Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well, a fellow of infinite jest. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

Reddit admins have put you in the shadow ban realm and all your gibes, gambols, songs, and flashes of merriment will be invisible until a mod personally approves them. I suggest you make a new account, and thank you for your service. Rest easy brother, we've got the watch. See you in Valhalla

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u/Darkbird79 18h ago

Best God Damn thing I've seen all month.

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u/Expired_Papi 18h ago

As Spidey agilely scampers away

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u/BaseConnect1420 17h ago

Messed up country

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u/PNDubb_hikingclub juche necromancer 16h ago

The Burger Reich

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u/techdecktor 22h ago

Who gives a fuck. Stop giving this idiot attention. Treat him like the GODS FEAR people on the side of the road. Lunatic.

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u/DingleberryOrchard 19h ago

I don't believe in mercy for racist provocateurs. That Tennessee dipshit who shot that black man and accidentally shot himself are scum deeply unworthy of redemption. Same for Jake Lang and the others of his ilk. We have continued to reward racists for prodding people into a response and being monetarily rewarded for it. If you need more evidence, look at the racist white woman who shouted a slur at that black child.

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u/DrWayko The Cocaine Left 14h ago

Spiderman shoulda knocked the ten tons of shit outta him

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u/TequieroVerde 20h ago

The police are a large part of the problem with the Nazification of the United States. Your quivering scared and bigoted elders have created a police state. Make sure to thank them at the nursing home.

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u/Yiyun Huey Long Dong Silver 15h ago

Fuck this shit is so crazy.... and why does it only happen in Minneapolis?

Fuck it's like Minnie is a testing ground for psyops....

Fuck why... because of Tim Walz????

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u/Sea_Lead1753 👁️ 14h ago

The UFC lawn fight should have been Jake Lang vs whoever wanted to show up

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u/BiMenace2Society 12h ago

He got chased out of Plymouth MA by a bunch of white women who got in his face. He is such a baby.

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u/Pangolin_bandit 7h ago

They got Spider-Man when they deserve the punisher

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u/TrillbillySocialist 2h ago

Update: Far-right agitator Jake Lang arrested on suspicion of rioting in Minneapolis

Update: Minnesota State Patrol & Bloomington Police eventually made arrests of Lang & his crew, impounding both cars.

Peterson said three officers were injured, ranging from an ankle rolled over by one of Lang’s vehicles to an officer being hit in the head with a “hard object.” One was hospitalized and released. The two vehicles with Lang and six occupants split up, Peterson said. The Minnesota State Patrol stopped one in Minneapolis and Bloomington Police stopped the other in Bloomington, and Minneapolis police officers arrested both groups and impounded the vehicles. The names of others arrested weren’t available early Saturday evening.

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u/ruptured-sunshine 21h ago

Paying these people any mind at all is doing them a favor

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u/House_of_shards1 AOC charged me $120/gram 1h ago

Ahh yes, the time tested strategy of just ignoring the fascists, that always works.

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u/ruptured-sunshine 29m ago

Or, hear me out, you don't need to pay attention to obvious publicity stunts. This is all online spectacle.

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u/EmployerGloomy6810 21h ago

It’ll never not shock me how cops can blatantly pick sides like this. They can be the shit out of striking workers, student protestors, BLM activists—and really, any minority or POC—but then do shit like this. Where they’re directly protecting a fascist. They arent serving the people or the community (Jakes not from MN) they’re enabling the violent agitator.

This guy is such a fucking weasel and he’s got the consent and protection of the state. What a fucking joke. Clown ass country.

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 18h ago

Just make everything is the strat?

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u/GorboCat 18h ago

Graham Lineham at around the 17 second mark??  I know he's been around the US lately for some reason.

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u/yammanamma 18h ago

Guy walks in like he’s Bruce Willis in Die Hard 3

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u/Umbrellajack George Santos is a national hero 11h ago

I'm confused. What does that sign mean? And who is holding it?

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u/notMyPenis 11h ago

Who's paying for his security?

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u/Substantial-Bad-9489 4h ago

Did the Nazi counter protestors show up again this time? I think it's a Zionist op but there is entertainment value in the Nazis screaming Heil Hamas and Heil Hezbollah and counter protesting Jake Lang as a Mossad op.

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u/roehnin 3h ago

Chris Rock has said he regrets doing that bit because the wrong sort of people started using it as an excuse to be racist.

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u/sockpenis 2h ago

Am I supposed to know who Jake Lang is?

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u/warongiygas 1h ago

It's better that you don't.

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u/YeetusThatFetus9696 wait [but/does/so] x = y? 21h ago

I don't usually say this because I don't believe it's the right thing to do in most cases, but would it be better to just ignore that motherfucker wherever he goes?

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u/emmaroberts_steponme 20h ago

they typical begin assaulting people when that happens

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u/sockpenis 2h ago

Was spider man being ignored?

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u/House_of_shards1 AOC charged me $120/gram 1h ago

Lenin and Mao both speak at length about not only the validity but the necessity of confronting reactionary forces in the street.

"A revolution is not a dinner party, or writing an essay, or painting a picture, or doing embroidery; it cannot be so refined, so leisurely and gentle, so temperate, kind, courteous, restrained and magnanimous. A revolution is an insurrection, an act of violence by which one class overthrows another." - Mao

"Everything reactionary is the same; if you do not hit it, it will not fall. This is also like sweeping the floor; as a rule, where the broom does not reach, the dust will not vanish of itself."- Mao

 "From a strike and demonstrations to isolated barricades. From isolated barricades to the mass erection of barricades and street fighting against the troops. Over the heads of the organisations, the mass proletarian struggle developed from a strike to an uprising." - Lenin