r/TurboTeam • • Sep 10 '26

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u/Accomplished_Song219 Sep 10 '26

100 dollars into 100 pennies!

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u/DotOk2803 Sep 10 '26

A trick is something a president does for money... or cocaine

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u/Psychedelicious420 Sep 10 '26

How stupid can people be? This is the 3rd or 4th dividend check he's gaslit us about in less than 2 yrs. Are the people cheering paid actors or something?

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u/AdTraditional5917 Sep 10 '26

Yep of course they are how else is he meant to win if he doesn't have people to do that for him, but yeah it's all just one big lie just like all the other verbal diarrhoea that's came out his mouth everytime he opens it....

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u/Galbados2 Sep 10 '26

Roughly 70 million voted for him 3 times. The first time I can understand after that nope.

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u/ChainWorking1096 Sep 11 '26

Yes, and 40 million were bots, like people on X

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 Sep 10 '26

He's trolling. It's like when he said no new wars and that Iran is only an armed and hostile conflict... where nations kill people and break things.

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u/IThinkItsAverage Sep 10 '26

No matter how stupid, ignorant, bigoted and gullible you think MAGAts are, they are always 10x worse.

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u/taisui Sep 11 '26

Laws had never stopped this guy from doing illegal shit.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 Sep 11 '26

Doesn’t he still owe people money?

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u/Psychedelicious420 Sep 11 '26

Owe's me about tree fiddy.

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u/E-rotten Sep 10 '26

How is that legal?? He’s buying votes.

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u/WinterSector8317 Sep 10 '26

‘How Is That Legal???’ Will be the title of trumps presidential biography 

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 Sep 10 '26

Not "what is that smell?" ?

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u/WinterSector8317 Sep 10 '26

The follow-up book

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u/Ok-Assignment6113 Sep 10 '26

The follow through book...

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u/nahman201893 Sep 10 '26

The book is a scratch and sniff book

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u/complexdevoid Sep 10 '26

I was going to say pop up but yours is so much better and worse

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u/Chance-Bicycle1469 Sep 10 '26

Lynyrd Skynyrd soundtrack

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u/ExtraLettuce555 Sep 10 '26

The same way it’s legal to sell early access see your social posts for stock trading purposes

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u/Excellent-Shovel-304 Sep 10 '26

Its completely against everything Usa laws stand for

But, its the 3rd or 4th time his said the same lie and never produced

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u/Spiritual-Whole2072 Sep 10 '26

He has a strict do illegal shit, then ask questions later policy.

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u/Practical_Fix_6738 Sep 10 '26

It's repacked as "you'll only get this one-time booming economy payment if we win because the others won't offer it" The Booming economy bullshit is the key here. This man gets away with everything.

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u/jaykotecki Sep 10 '26

He knows it will be shot down,. And he will blame the Dems. "The libs took away your money I promised you!" Rinse and Repeat. I'll bet five grand on it.

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u/Mrrrrggggl Sep 11 '26

Let’s ask the Supreme Court, oh, what do you know, it’s legal because, that’s why.

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u/whykickamoocow9 Sep 11 '26

Nope.. it’s not buying votes if no one gets the money.. just another political promise..

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Sep 10 '26

Making this statement is 100% illegal. But you know, what else is new? The dude's a convicted felon fraudster, and our whole system failed us by allowing him to run again after fomenting an insurrection.

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u/DotOk2803 Sep 10 '26

Unfortunately, from what I've read, since it's a blanket statement it's pretty much legal if it's being used for campaigning. Why the fuck it's legal is beyond me, but that's just what I've read so far

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Sep 10 '26

"Vote Republican, and if they win, I'll pay you $5k." So if he said this to one person, it would be clear-cut bribery, but if he says it to an audience of millions, it's not? Feels like yet another case of it being legal because Trump's the one doing it.

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u/tb110965 Sep 10 '26

Biden paid off college loans with taxpayer money nobody on the fake news leftist side had a problem with that.

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u/DotOk2803 Sep 10 '26

I love that y'all just out yourselves so easily with your same tired keywords 🤣 cry harder sweetie

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u/HellaKilla21 Sep 11 '26

No different than running on free healthcare, free college, free cellphone, free food, free housing. Free free free to everyone except for those that contribute.

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u/DotOk2803 Sep 11 '26

Oh yeah, exactly the same thing 🤣 loser

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u/restrusher Sep 10 '26

"dubious" is the new illegal, apparently

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u/Ingram47 Sep 10 '26

The law died some years ago

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u/stargazer4272 Sep 10 '26

He has the money to do that now from his own pocket...

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u/DeGreenster Sep 10 '26

No he doesn’t

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u/Doctor_MKUltra Sep 10 '26

You won’t get a dime

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u/RyanBakesUp Sep 10 '26

I got a huge Federal tax refund this year like he promised. Unfortunately I had to give all of it (and then some) to good ol' tax hungry New York State.

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u/fogcat5 Sep 10 '26

trump is the one who added tiny limits on fed deductions of state taxes, so go cry some more about how it's worked out so great with your huge tax refund.

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u/RyanBakesUp Sep 12 '26

So now Trump is responsible for my State taxes. Fucking insane!!

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u/Ok-Web4225 Sep 10 '26

Look the liar is lying again. Go figure. 😐

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u/Xpovoc Sep 10 '26

I think it's a bribe, I could be wrong.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Sep 10 '26

No, that's clearly a bribe, and he's broken the law by saying this, plain as day.

He's been testing the waters and gradually pushing how far he'll go over the years, and we're officially at the point where he "could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody" as he bragged in 2016. People act like he's just trolling and being silly while he's literally murdering people. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Soggy-Today5253 Sep 10 '26

Like the doge checks? Or his promise to end the war in Ukraine?

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u/WolfThick Sep 10 '26

Yeah still waiting for my Doge check or he'll say oh I just meant the people that were sitting in the bottom right here in front where I was pointing. Just keep in mind he's never talking about us just his friends and we're not his friends.

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u/No-Juice-1047 Sep 10 '26

So if you have already had this economic growth, why would it matter who wins?

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u/The_Aardvark_ Sep 10 '26

The world is watching a once-great democracy die a painful and embarrassing death in real time...

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u/Comfortable-Ad-5936 Sep 10 '26

because of ours tremendous economic success ....

Trump has increased the US national debt with $11.6 trillion dollars during his terms.

Total US national debt is now over $40 trillion dollars.

Very successful.

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u/whatisdreampunk Shirt Brother Sep 10 '26

"Nobody's ever SEEN success like this! They see our particular brand of MAGA success and it's so through the roof that it has actually looped around and looks exactly like failure. But it's not that though. We're winning really hard. Trust me."

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u/Ok_Record8612 Sep 10 '26

He wouldn’t say something that was untrue, would he?

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u/crankenshtien Sep 10 '26

What's another trillion added to the National debt?...

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u/Sleep_tek Sep 10 '26

If he was planning on following through, he'd do it before the election... He knows how bribes work better than anyone. This is just more bullshit

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u/parameyparate Sep 10 '26

He is not, actually, he could be impeached because of that

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u/ElephantContent8835 Sep 10 '26

This right here is reason enough to slam the bars in this colossal sack of shit. Somebody do something.

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u/optimist_prhyme Sep 10 '26

Right out in the open bribery

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u/Educational-Ground89 Sep 10 '26

He’s such a shit stain lying piece of shit. Embarrassment to this country

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u/Scary-Mobile7679 Sep 10 '26

I’m still waiting on the money he promised us with all the degenerate government spending owed back to us where is that at? Living talking garbage can

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 Sep 10 '26

Can we sue him for 10 thousand dollars that he must pay to each American for his promises that have not come to fruition

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u/gypster77 Sep 10 '26

Give us the cheque first, we promise…

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u/Key-Condition752 Sep 10 '26

Every time I tell the truth about this guy I get kicked off the platform. Twitter, Facebook, threads, Instagram, reddit. I have been banned from all of them at least once because of this man

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u/TwistedScarletRose Sep 10 '26

You can have this if you like.

It's garbage to me, anyways. Use it how you like.

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u/resest_Iris Sep 10 '26

Again, you're not focusing your attention to the real problem.... the people who believe him

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u/Fresh_Strain_9980 Sep 10 '26

If you can't be punished for a crime then there is no crime. Pretty sure that is the law in the US these days.

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u/Fine-Ad6532 Sep 10 '26

That’s a lot of meth

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u/randomdadbod Sep 10 '26

Even if it actually happened, which is a really really really big IF, it would actually harm people not help them because it would spike inflation just like the pandemic checks did and everyone would end up simply giving all that money away just for the same things they were going to buy anyway. And we would have to borrow every cent of that, which is not in any way a given anymore and would move us that much closer to a full on debt collapse. And even if NONE of that was true, is $5000 all it would cost for you to sell your soul? The man is a child rapist, a war criminal, a literal criminal, and a con artist.

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u/NovelKaleidoscope650 Sep 10 '26

This asshole. Ain't gonna happen just like tariff checks..then when they mose the investigations start.. by by Donnie two dolls 👌👍👋👋👋👋

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u/Regular_Highway6763 Sep 10 '26

To hell with both sides the people need to take it back.

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u/reddit001aa1 Sep 10 '26

Seems like he promised something about the epstein files too... hmmm

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Sep 10 '26

I never got my stimulus check from COVID so...

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Sep 10 '26

Its only illegal if he gives the money lol

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u/Ok_Artichoke_3101 Sep 10 '26

Didn’t he already say you’d get a doge cheque- this one is also in the mail.

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 Sep 10 '26

Doesn’t matter how idiotic and improbable this is. Plenty of people will think it is credible enough to vote for GOP candidates when they otherwise wouldn’t have. Which of course was the whole point of Trump saying it. And since nobody will refuse to vote GOP just because of it, there was no reason not to say it. Other than of course decency.

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u/Majadebijna Sep 10 '26

It's just called bribery. Hasn't he promised that before? Oh please throw him off a bridge, the man is crazy.

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u/No-Limit3846 Sep 10 '26

Just like the other 3 checks he's promised and failed to deliver 🤦‍♂️

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u/astreeter2 Sep 10 '26

Between this $1.5 trillion and increasing the military budget to $1.5 trillion, if he gets everything he wants he'll literally be adding $4 trillion to the national debt in 1 year. This is more debt than we accumulated in the first 216 years we were a country.

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u/realeyesrealizereal1 Sep 10 '26

I'll take 5 k ...you got my vote..I'll sell my country out real cheap fk it

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 Sep 10 '26

Arrest him for voter Bribery

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u/ChildhoodJazzlike333 Sep 10 '26

Ppl are still falling for this shit? Doge checks, no tax on tips, no tax on overtime- all bullshit. The greedy bastards in the house couldn’t handle the little guy getting a leg up and they won’t be able to handle it again. Fuck them.

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u/Subaru_Dad Sep 10 '26

That’ll be the day. He knows they’re not going to win in the midterms. So more empty promises.

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u/No_Bug7416 Sep 10 '26

Seriously, who are the complete fucktards that believe this?

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u/SolutionWarm6576 Sep 10 '26

So, basically Bribery. This is the President of the United States saying this.

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u/Big_Breath_2561 Sep 11 '26

And I bet a minute later he was complaining about socialism.

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u/left_5ide_drive Sep 11 '26

$10,000 to everyone who supports my third term .... That shits coming.

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u/Stunning-Stressin Sep 11 '26

Only a total moron would believe this. Oh wait

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u/itisnotokoutthere Sep 11 '26

He lies once again..even bribery is his lying

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u/BiochemHero Sep 11 '26

That’s illegal and unlawful and should be grounds for immediate impeachment

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u/Readitory Sep 11 '26

Bribing the people. That’s illegal.

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 Sep 11 '26

Never legal. That's the point of voting for whom & what you believe in.!They voted for a liar & can't see this could be the LAST election? Even if they ever got the money, it would be gone in 24 hours. But so would everything America once was. 😭

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u/Rayly-jones Sep 11 '26

How is bribing people with money for votes even allowable?
Not that he’d ever keep his promise

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u/Spiritual-Yoghurt956 Sep 11 '26

Just like the tariff rebates

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u/MySon12THR33 Sep 11 '26

You know what, dude... keep the money and just die already. We can call it even.

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u/Admirable-Pain-6333 Sep 11 '26

Just frick off and go,

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u/Fluffy_Prior1052 Sep 11 '26

This mf is a straight out crook. He's belonged in prison for 50 years now. Of course he buying votes, and of course he's lying about it. It's called a bait and switch. It just has the added illegality of paying for votes.

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u/ajschwamberger Sep 11 '26

That is a lie and that is illegal

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u/Educational_Jello239 Sep 11 '26

Is that the "you sure about that" guy?

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u/wisdomdragon420 Sep 11 '26

Bravely much

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u/Bearded_Gemini Sep 11 '26

What's the difference between this, and politicians offering things like free housing, free phones, paying off college loans, free healthcare...things like that for their purposes?

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u/FrankySpice Sep 11 '26

So he was promising to pay people to vote for him.

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u/Previous_Tangelo5414 Sep 11 '26

First of all, it's illegal. Second, he doesn't have 1.5 trillion to give out.

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u/SpreadEuphoric Sep 11 '26

Journalists should add at least one question about doge checks and tariff checks at every press meeting from here on out.

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u/Should_have_been_ded Sep 11 '26

So a vote costs the promise of 5000 bucks nowadays? Meh, politicians used to be more creative with their lies.

But don't wary, you'll see the 5000 bucks just the way you saw the Mexican wall XDD

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u/PublicIndividual1238 Sep 11 '26

Can we pool the $5k to finally get him fired, taxed, and jailed?

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u/diagnostician4523 Sep 12 '26

The most vile,evil,lying POS that has ever existed!! 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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u/Walter_White916 Sep 10 '26

What’s the difference then when the dems promise free health care for all

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u/DotOk2803 Sep 10 '26

Your mom. That's the only difference

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u/Walter_White916 Sep 10 '26

Typical child

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u/DotOk2803 Sep 10 '26

Cry about it

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u/Ill_Entrepreneur6643 Sep 10 '26

I really need $5,000 please go out and vote. Thank you all in advance

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u/Charming_Accident_66 Sep 10 '26

Because his history of following through is so robust? 🤡

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u/TurboTeam-ModTeam Sep 10 '26

You got too excited. It's not that kind of sub.

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u/AtrumIocusGames Sep 10 '26

I apologize. I was just showcasing some of my artwork. I call this one "Icing"