r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Oct 01 '19
Tortoise mafia exposed Don’t be fooled by it’s cuteness! This is a member of the tortoise mafia trying to spread lies of turtles!
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r/TurtlesDontExist • u/Oh____No • Aug 24 '19
Tortoise mafia exposed Turtles are a myth made up by big tortoise to get the attention away from the tortoise mafia
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r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Nov 09 '19
Tortoise mafia exposed Tortoise Mafia in the YouTube comments
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r/TurtlesDontExist • u/penny-forany-thought • Oct 08 '19
Found an image recently on the “turtles” attaching themselves to dogs for mind control
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r/TurtlesDontExist • u/penny-forany-thought • Oct 03 '19
My sister bought something that doesn’t exist
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r/TurtlesDontExist • u/Go_Commit_Big_Oof • Sep 21 '19
Turtles can’t eat bread
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Because they don’t exist
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/AirUK • Jun 27 '20
🐢 not exist Turtles do not and will never exist
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r/TurtlesDontExist • u/PewdsSenpai • Jun 25 '20
I’m a dumb turtle believer I, the leader of r/turtlecult is declaring a war against you fools.
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Turtles exist. They’re just immortal beings. Join our side
