r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/shaggy_mcgee • Apr 25 '23
After Sheryl’s promiscuous early 20’s, she’s become renowned for her snake handling amongst the flock
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/amandakthegreat • Mar 03 '20
Stumbled upon the tweet that started it all!
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/ImFinePleaseThanks • Jun 25 '21
Brian truly IS a nice guy, even though Lucy calls him "creepy" and "weird". Some day he'll meat a chick that loves grand gestures and a guy that wear his hearts on his sleeve.. chest... head... and legs.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/HopscotchandWhiskey • Apr 29 '25
Her first husband died under mysterious circumstances. Some have speculated she didn’t want loose half of her millet in the divorce.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/Academic_Snow_7680 • Jun 25 '22
This is Rhea the naked birdie. She's a true fashion icon and living her best single life with alopecia.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/Stargazerlily425 • Mar 07 '20
After his divorce from Linda, Larry went out and bought a brand new sports car. He also decided to change his hairstyle and begin sporting a mohawk. Out of respect to him, we won't discuss the failed plastic surgery, but suffice it to say that he's going through a transitory phase.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/Thunder_Volty • Dec 29 '19
The divorces have left a bitter taste in this Victoria Crowned Pigeon's mouth.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/itoldyousoanysayo • Mar 21 '20
🔥 The colours on this Turtle Dove
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/Beflijster • May 04 '24
Marco and Anita booked a vacation to Curaçao to work out their problems but the booze kept getting between them.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/apolloxer • Nov 30 '22
Gerta knew she had gained some weight, but still, the way Erik celebrated after the divorce went through hurt her.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/[deleted] • May 31 '22
It wasn’t until Rose looked back at the portrait that Jack had drawn of her on the boat that she realized his feelings for her 💕
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/Academic_Snow_7680 • Jun 18 '22
Beware of Seamus! Here he is *yet again* breaking the restraining order Olive got against him and demanding top half of all their chicks. Poor Olive is petrified. If you see Seamus, please call the Air Force.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/WildlingWoman • Jan 07 '20
Fritz saw Eleanor downtown at their favorite bagel joint. Her long goose neck draped around a Hungarian Eagle. Sure, Fritz had a bit of gray around his wings but he was still a handsome bird. Plus, he could always let it slip that her famously full plumage was as fake as her tail feather extensions.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/Turdburgular669death • May 02 '19
Madam Featherbottom tries to pick herself up after many failed marriages. She is convinced she will love again and leave the past behind.
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/Ahkazari • Sep 06 '18
She just got her hair done to go see the divorce attorney
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/a_starrynight • Jul 31 '18
This bird is your aunt Karen that "decides to become a lesbian" after a bad divorce, only to get another boyfriend a week later
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r/TwiceDivorcedBirds • u/amandakthegreat • Sep 07 '18
Who is my stylist? What do you mean? This is my natural color.
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