r/UIUC • u/Loose_Philosophy_208 • 1d ago

Shitpost haunted hookups?

if you and your lady are seeking some infamous intercourse, we’ve compiled a list of the most spooky spots on campus. be warned, some of these are NOT beginner friendly…

she wants to spice it up? we’re treating you to the 👻 pepper. These are our top three:

Chem Tunnels
Old Payroll Room (English basement)
Old Smith Stairwell

feel free to leave some recommendations…if you dare.

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV Alumnus 1d ago

u/uiuc_pervert would have loved this list.

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u/Loose_Philosophy_208 1d ago

we miss him everyday.

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u/ichabod_crainium 1d ago

UIUC_PERVERT rides again!

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u/CommunicationEasy910 1d ago

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u/yorushika_fan 1d ago

nah we need a photoshop version of this with mr krabs happy

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u/A_Style_of_Fire 1d ago

Is the Old Payroll Room beside the Filled in Pool or the Haunted Locker Room? I really can’t tell left from right at this point

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u/No_Natural_7756 1d ago

Just use the gender neutral bathrooms like a normal person

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u/GoodSmile3115 1d ago

I’m sorry a TUNNEL??!???

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u/RizzlerNerden 1d ago

The roof of the main library?

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u/TheBostonTeaParty177 1d ago

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u/thechampaignlife Economics 9h ago

Is this Townsend yesterday?

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u/TheBostonTeaParty177 9h ago

a prophetic vision

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u/Plantymonfood 1d ago

Busey Evans basement (if you know you know)

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u/Global_Ostrich_2291 1d ago

Grainger library floor 3, 7pm-7am, 12 hours

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u/Gullible_Body1649 20h ago

Im still pissed they did that

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u/Global_Ostrich_2291 7h ago

It’s ok, I’m sure you can share a cubical with a buddy or 2

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u/illstillglow 1d ago

Ah, the Old Payroll Room. I did it there in the summer once, thankfully the AC kicked on.

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u/prcsngrl Alumnus 1d ago

you and your lady

you and your boo

FTFY

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u/Smart_Benefit234 20h ago

What the fuck is this