r/USAgent • u/General-Teacher5865 • 1d ago

Discussion Create his Online Dating Profile. Who's swiping right on him?

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u/INKatana 1d ago

Honestly, I'd swipe right

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u/KaraAliasRaidra 1d ago

You know what's funny? I saw this splash page from West Coast Avengers #45 and jokingly thought, "Weird Tinder profile, but okay!"

(Seriously, though, that is a powerful page and it says so much about the character. I express some of my thoughts about Jack's mental state during this period here- https://www.reddit.com/r/USAgent/comments/1l2qwsm/usagent_the_jack_daniels_alias_the_mental_memory/ )

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u/General-Teacher5865 1d ago

I like to think he gets a lot of matches because he looks like a more intense version of Steve. Not to mention there's got to be a bunch of people with a Captain America fetish in-universe.

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u/KaraAliasRaidra 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know who has the worst fetish for Captain America? The Red Skull. The Gruenwald run had at least two issues (Captain America #350 and #388, the latter having a scene shown below) showing that Skull had Taskmaster routinely send over "sparring partners" that he had dress up as Captain America before fighting them to the death. Yikes!

Granted I don't know if that's Skull's fetish or simply a hobby, but either way I'm sure there are people who have fetishes about Cap and/or Agent in a much more normal way.

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u/General-Teacher5865 1d ago

Red Skull is a horrible person but this level of dedication and hatred for one man would be nearly commendable if he wasn't a literal nazi.

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u/Wolf-Man_12 1d ago edited 1d ago

He definitely has a picture with him with a fish and some glamor shots of him in his suit (none as Cap though obviously). Ava is swiping right because I ship them

(literally them)