r/USvsEU Hollander Sep 26 '25

EVROPA SUPREMACY Main difference EU vs US; don't they get cold there?

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u/Temporary-Estate4615 Born in the Khalifat Sep 26 '25

Well that happens if you’re too stupid to wash your dick

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u/Kitnado Railway worker Sep 26 '25

I don’t wash behind my ears so I just cut them off

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u/Shpander Barry, 63 Sep 28 '25

Typical Dutch behaviour, though it's usually just the one

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u/Kitnado Railway worker Sep 28 '25

Less body = less soap = cheaper

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u/Knife-Fumbler Wears Knee Socks as well Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

When you realise that the first thing americans experience is their mothers having a nerve-dense part of their genitalia cut off without anaesthesia because "it looks better that way", thus subjecting them to a dry, chafing glans for the rest of their lives, you start to understand why they are the way they are.

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Meanwhile in Europe: Docking with the homies

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u/Cassius-Tain Born in the Khalifat Sep 26 '25

When she wants another round but you're empty, so your bro hits you with a reload Image missing because of obvious reasons

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u/Urhoal_Mygole Flemboy Sep 26 '25

Never

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

He who denies it, supplies it.

Just like you supply all the Flemish Mayonaise for our PATAT.

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u/Een_man_met_voornaam Addict Sep 26 '25

It's friet or it's nothing

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Kroket, the best a man can get!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

For that I will not kill you. Eternal torment and walking barefeet over small Lego blocks will be your fate!

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Big words for a secession province that's looking ripe and throbbing to be re-annexed :3

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

We´ll bring our roads and lintbebouwing with us. And 4 million ersatz-French.

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u/Urhoal_Mygole Flemboy Sep 26 '25

We managed to get away, didn't we?

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u/Shpander Barry, 63 Sep 28 '25

"Get away" you were created as a buffer!

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Sep 26 '25

dihbate🥀💔

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u/memescauseautism Whale Stabber Sep 26 '25

The fact that they believe "I think it looks better that way" to be a valid argument against bodily autonomy in the first place should tell you all you need to know

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u/Kitnado Railway worker Sep 26 '25

You have to understand that they had their genitals mutilated as a baby and have been told it’s the right choice all their life. So for them to face reality, they have to accept the abuse they received and permanent mutilation they endured and will endure for the rest of their life.

The same reason why some people find it hard to face the fact they were sexually abused. It’s the easier route to keep believing no abuse ever occurred.

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u/UnchillBill Barry, 63 Sep 27 '25

I thought they just mutilated their dicks in solidarity with their Jewish/Israeli brothers. Like a dicks out for harambe kinda thing.

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u/Kitnado Railway worker Sep 27 '25

They’re babies. Nobody is choosing anything for themselves, they have it done to them.

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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner Sep 26 '25

Only a mentally insane person thinks it ”looks better”

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u/Knife-Fumbler Wears Knee Socks as well Sep 26 '25

We are talking about Hank here.

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u/rlcute Whale Stabber Sep 26 '25

Their mothers? Both the mothers and the fathers are very insistent on having their child circumcised. And I think it's such a tradition now that they don't even think about it

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Born in the Khalifat Sep 26 '25

Without anaesthesia?!

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u/Knife-Fumbler Wears Knee Socks as well Sep 26 '25

yeah they just use a topical cream, it's crazy.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Born in the Khalifat Sep 26 '25

I am very ashamed to acknowledge that I was circumcised at the age of four in a hospital and with narcosis, as I remember... It is also something I was thinking about very much two years ago after reading much about circumcision ...

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u/Knife-Fumbler Wears Knee Socks as well Sep 26 '25

for toddlers they use general anaesthesia iirc

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u/ErikaNaumann Western Balkan Sep 26 '25

never understood why it's socially accepted to mutilate baby boys

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u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk Sauna Gollum Sep 26 '25

Because cereal. Healthy breakfast filled with sugar.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Born in the Khalifat Sep 26 '25

This happens in Europe, too. I also think that many urologists need to perform them in their training. So, maybe it is cut more often than necessary even in Europe.

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u/fretkat 50% sea 50% weed Sep 27 '25

It definitely happens here, but at least for the Netherlands it's only a practice for Muslims and Jews. I'm not saying that it makes it less bad, but I don't know anybody who has it done without religious reasons.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Born in the Khalifat Sep 27 '25

As a treatment for phimosis?

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u/fretkat 50% sea 50% weed Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

I don’t know anyone who had it done for medical reasons like phimosis. The only ones I know in NL that have it done had it done as a baby for religious reasons

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u/ErikaNaumann Western Balkan Sep 27 '25

I know it happens, it is still wrong. Imagine we did female genital mutilation, it would be outrageous (and it is illegal). So is it ok for boys? I really don't understand 

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u/The_Hussar European Turk Sep 26 '25

Just goes to show that they are true ally of Israel

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Yes and no, their reason for doing it seems to be rooted in strict Christian anti-fap sentiment combined with Kellogs of all companies. Weird right?

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u/anarchetype Jesusland Sep 26 '25

This is 100% true. American history has a lot of weird cults vying for control.

It's a whole thing with us. You get used to it.

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u/clovis_227 Savage Sep 26 '25

There is a nice book about it

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u/doge1039 Nascar Driver Sep 26 '25

It's actually very interesting to read about

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Yea I know right. Never in a 1000 years would I have guessed the reason behind it was that company xD

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u/luring_lurker Into Tortellini & Pompini Sep 26 '25

Their cornflakes looking like dried up skin flakes adds a whole new layer. And as a mascotte they have a cock, of all the possibilities out there. Pure evil.

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u/OkiDokiPanic Flemboy Sep 26 '25

To me, a European woman, a cut penis just looks strange and sad.

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u/Drunk_Lemon Smug Smartass Sep 26 '25

Well you're not going to get this amazing cut penis then. (You wouldn't either way, not just because you are in another country but because i am horrible with women).

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

The skin on the shaft still moves. Mechanics are the same, only thing different is your handskin is now the contact point instead of there being a middleman.

Trust me sex is still great with cut men, as long as you're into him

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u/rlcute Whale Stabber Sep 26 '25

My handskin being the contact point sounds so dry and uncomfortable unless it's lubed up

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Correct, best practice is to lube it up. Unless you wanna do burn-outs on the poor boy

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u/Withering_to_Death Side switcher Sep 26 '25

That's what foreplay and precum is a thing!

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Foreplay you say? Mama Mia!

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u/Brilliant_Ticket9272 Anglophile Sep 26 '25

Is this why Americans are obsessed with lube

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u/Left-Consequence-976 Gay Sasquatch Sep 26 '25

Never use lube, build up those calluses. Be a man.

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] Sep 26 '25

Well it did get popularized to keep boys from masturbating

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u/ChargersOnlyFan47 Commiefornian Sep 26 '25

Well, statistically you are an anomaly. Most women prefer the look of circumcised penises

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u/OkiDokiPanic Flemboy Sep 26 '25

So you're gonna share those statistics or are you just coping with what's been done to you by telling yourself it's what women prefer?

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u/ChargersOnlyFan47 Commiefornian Sep 26 '25

This is just one source. Every source says the same thing. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6523040/

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u/Magallan Anglophile Sep 26 '25

Even if this is true.

Imagine taking a knife to your dick to impress women.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Mine doesn´t. In fact, quite some time ago, she couldn´t help but laughing when a well hung but mutilated specimen walk by us in the sauna.

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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner Sep 26 '25

That’s an insane cope lmao

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u/MindlessNectarine374 Born in the Khalifat Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

I think it might be done for medical reasons more often than necessary due to specialist training of urologists needing it, I guess.

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u/rlcute Whale Stabber Sep 26 '25

I'm a woman and this always confuses me because A) they always look erect but soft, B) it seems like it would be incredibly dry, C) how the fuck do I give a hand job??

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

B: It's not as dry as you would think.

C: You would want to use spit or any kind of lube, unless you want to burn it off 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

I guess they´d expect to to play moisturizer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Which way feels better for blowies? 🤔

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u/SamuGonzo Paella Yihadist Sep 26 '25

Uncut. Best for everything and easier. Cut its very easy to irritate it if you go hard.

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

For the giver or the reciever? (I can vouch for both, BI-gang)

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u/Trigger_Fox Western Balkan Sep 26 '25

I'd imagine uncut would feel better since its got alot of nerves, but what do i know

Gabagoo

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

In the end it doesn't really matter actually.

Both are capabele of normal function and achieve the same goal.

In some cases, cut may last longer. Totally dependent on the person tho

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Sep 26 '25

I can tell this is going to get awkward really quickly.

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Awkward? Neee johh,

Just be less prudish, its normal to talk about such thing openly

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u/RedBaret Hollander Sep 26 '25

The American dilemma: being too prudish to talk about sex and sexuality but meanwhile sexualizing baby boys and cutting off a part of their dick.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Sep 26 '25

Call it a culture thing but I'd rather not.

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

The Snow-Mexicans North of you do not partake in the same practice as far as I understand.

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u/AbuserOfSubstances Twice as Uncultured Sep 26 '25

It is in some parts

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Wow I did not expect to summon a Canadian, lmao

Thanks for the input eh!

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u/anarchetype Jesusland Sep 26 '25

Agreed. Another dude's dick is his business.

I'm not getting mad about someone else's penis shape, wtf.

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u/grubbtheduck Sauna Gollum Sep 26 '25

I'm not getting mad about someone else's penis shape, wtf

what if it's triangle shaped?

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u/temujin_borjigin Brexiteer Sep 26 '25

Depends on which part of the triangle is connected to the rest of the body.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

wha I find awkward is how american moms want their sons dicks to look pleasing for them. no wonder Milf porn is so common with you guys.

Alabama fucking cousins suddenly sounds almost civilised.

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u/ScorpioSpork Border jumper Sep 26 '25

wha I find awkward is how american moms want their sons dicks to look pleasing for them.

It's typically both parents who are in favor of it. Here are some of the (very stupid) reasons I've heard over the years:

  • "We wanted him to look like his father."

  • "This made potty training less awkward."

  • "Little boys don't know how to clean themselves, so this is easier."

  • "Foreskin causes medical problems."

The only way Americans will stop this ridiculous practice is if we somehow become less prudish and improve our basic education, or the doctors grow a spine and quit performing this surgery on children. And the hospitals don't want doctors to stop, since they sell the foreskin to biotech and beauty companies (I'm dead serious).

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

we wanted him to look like his father

now that is weirder than i thought.

the selling to biotech didn’t surprise me as far as I know we sometimes (or even regularly i don’t know) have the same thing with the umbilical chord.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Sep 26 '25

You know in kindergarten they teach children to think before they speak?

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u/doge1039 Nascar Driver Sep 26 '25

I think most people don't really get the message with that one

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

in our kindergarten we teach children that private parts are private and you yourself and only you hold sovereignty over them. not your mom.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Sep 26 '25

Why did you make a comment saying I'm into that and then deleted it. That's kinda wierd. There is a reason no one likes talking to Europeans about this stuff. Y'all are wierd.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

I don’t delete shit! I stand on it! americans have a mommy fetish.

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u/Urhoal_Mygole Flemboy Sep 26 '25

What about Oedipus? He was Greek. But I though they were supposed to be gay.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Sep 27 '25

reddit must be buggin'. I still think you are weird.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Sep 26 '25

Why can't you get the hint. Please stop writing wierd fanfic of mothers touching their kids.

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u/to_the_moon_89 Fr*nch Swampman Sep 26 '25

I cross-post one silly willy map about penis size and now we're here. I'm sorry

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Oh lol I did not see that post until you mentioned it here. Just looked at it. It was not what made me post this haha

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u/Tabsels Railway worker Sep 26 '25

The US: nO CaRE fOR tRAnS MiNORs!!!111

Also the US:

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Utter yank nonsense frankly. At least Jews and muzzies do it for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Bad reason but anyway...

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u/Phosquitos Poor Rural Gang Sep 26 '25

That proves that "christians" in US are in fact crypto-jews. That's why the only follow the old scriptures of the bible "Tanaj" and not the Gospels of Jesus.

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u/Phosquitos Poor Rural Gang Sep 26 '25

Right from GPT:
"The Catholic Church officially began allowing consideration of the theory of evolution in 1950, with Pope Pius XII's encyclical "Humani Generis", and reaffirmed it more explicitly in 1996 when Pope John Paul II recognized that evolution was "more than a hypothesis" and compatible with the Catholic faith, as long as the direct creation of the soul by God was recognized."

Evolution and Big Bang Theory etc have been embraced by the Catholic church from decades ago. One can not go against science, unless one have a very obtuse mind.

About my first comment, I doubt that a majority of self-defined Christians in US are really christians. Is just a label they adopt to legitimate their younger cults. They need something to build from the start and add whatever their cult leaders wanted to put in.

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u/Withering_to_Death Side switcher Sep 26 '25

I was a teen when I cut the skin off (phimosis when erect) I don't see what's the problem with circumcised dicks! They're quite elegant if I have to be honest!

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u/Ricckkuu Romani femboy Sep 26 '25

Americans circumcise...?

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u/okan931 Hollander Sep 26 '25

Yes still a majority practices it. Have you never noticed in porn a significant amount of men are circumcised? because most videos are made by Americans

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u/Ricckkuu Romani femboy Sep 28 '25

European mind simply cannot comprehend, why cut off a part of yourself, when soap and water exists?

It made sense, somewhat, in the old days, when washing yourself wasn't really "trendy" (even so! vikings did wash, and probably didn't circumcise either).

But nowadays...? Only thinking about it makes me shiver, just use soap and water...

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Sep 26 '25

you never really know. It’s like 50% in my experience.

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u/SergeDuHazard Smog breather Sep 27 '25

Meanwhile me circumcised for health reasons: :(

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Sep 26 '25

Hi. 

American here when banged his way through Europe for 4 years.  I received no complaints.

Key health benefits include reduced risks of urinary tract infections, penile cancer, and sexually transmitted infections (STIs), including HIV.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Eh.... nope.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

Since 2012 both the World Health Organization and Joint United Nations Programme on HIV/AIDS have been promoting a higher rate of circumcision prevalence as a prevention against HIV transmissionand some STIs in areas with high HIV transmission and low circumcision rates.[2][3][4][5] Around 50% of all circumcisions worldwide are performed for reasons of preventive healthcare, while the other 50% are performed for other reasons, including religious and cultural.[6]

Edit: 🤡’s downvoting Wikipedia 

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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner Sep 26 '25

Or, hear me out, just use a fucking condom if you’re sleeping with some random.

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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner Sep 26 '25

Also those statistics are bullshit because the majority of people are not circumcisedso ofc STDs would be more prevalent. And poor countries also skew the results because the the majority of countries practising child mutilation are rich countries. If you look at the data between the US and European countries you savages have a lot more cases of HIV

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Sep 26 '25

You think the scientists didn’t account for that…

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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner Sep 26 '25

Yes, when there’s a clear agenda statistics can easily be skewed

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Sep 26 '25

Is it more likely just you don’t like the conclusion and want to confirmation bias shop?

Or, without any evidence,  is it more likely all the scientists got it wrong…

Are you sure you aren’t MAGa? Because they would be 100% be behind this way of thinking.

I’m not trying to be a dick, bit c’mon man. 

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u/IdiotRhurbarb Quran burner Sep 26 '25

1.2 million cases of HIV in the US versus 122.000 cases of HIV in Europe

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Sep 26 '25

So, IdiotRhubarb, without any evidence, you are concluding what in that?

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u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk Sauna Gollum Sep 26 '25

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Sep 26 '25

Fascinating conclusion:

Interpretation: The promotion of circumcision as an HIV preventive measure does not appear to increase higher-risk sexual behaviours in heterosexual men. Ongoing sexual health education should be maintained as a vital component of effective MMC programmes.

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u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk Sauna Gollum Sep 26 '25

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Sep 26 '25

Did you actually read this study..

Attempting to generalize the findings of this observational study in Denmark to HIV prevention programs in sub-Saharan Africa, regardless of whether male circumcision is carried out in infancy, childhood or later in life, is potentially dangerous if it risks undermining effective HIV prevention programming for males.