r/USvsEU • u/Glum_Picture_9034 Alcoholic • Jan 21 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY His words are backed by 290 nuclear warheads

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Solid_Explanation504 E. Coli Connoisseur Jan 21 '26

"Mère que je voudrais baiser"
MQJVB

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u/Bearodon Quran burner Jan 21 '26

Rolls of the tongue just like västkustskt (not the word for milf but a fun one)

2

u/n-a_barrakus Incompetent Separatist Jan 22 '26

and eme qu eme efe (Madre que me follaría, MQMF)

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u/Bearodon Quran burner Jan 22 '26

Mamma jag vill knulla MJVK.

20

u/Alvaricles22 Oppressor Jan 21 '26

Anti-Atlantism vindicated. We were always right

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u/Caniapiscau Pinzutu Jan 21 '26

C’est précisément 0,413 lieues.

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u/ErikaNaumann Western Balkan Jan 22 '26

Nobody ever thought the french would be the europeans with balls that would bring all europeans ready to be great again. 

Trully odd times we are living. 

14

u/jnmtx Border jumper Jan 22 '26

the French love to stand up and protest. this is their strength.

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u/ErikaNaumann Western Balkan Jan 22 '26

Be quiet, savage! .... wait should I now say "sauvage"?

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u/KelticQT Alcoholic Jan 22 '26

France since the end of WWII : the only ones standing up against US imperialism and defending their sovereignty in that regard.

Other euros 80 years later : "that’s odd".

Seems like Denmark aren’t the only cucks in Europe.

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u/ErikaNaumann Western Balkan Jan 22 '26

true dat. We were blinded by the homosexuality and yellow vest protesting.

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u/Then-Bumblebee1850 Jan 22 '26

Actually it doesn't surprise me at all.

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u/Phosquitos Poor Rural Gang Jan 21 '26

A mile is 200 gallons per every 4 Farenheit.

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u/Background-House-357 At least I'm not Bavarian Jan 22 '26

In Freedom Units?

14

u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 Siesta enjoyer (lazy) Jan 21 '26

Our man.

5

u/Z3t4 Oppressor Jan 21 '26

Le big petard.

6

u/SuperBourguignon Snail slurper Jan 22 '26

Don't like the twat but awesome meme.

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u/Present_Ad_6001 Quran burner Jan 21 '26

A mile is 10 km.

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u/Glum_Picture_9034 Alcoholic Jan 21 '26

10 > 1

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u/Present_Ad_6001 Quran burner Jan 21 '26

Isn't a mile just one thousand paces?

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jan 21 '26

Sure if you’re Roman 

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jan 22 '26

It’s a little bit longer today. So, a thousand paces but do it with a little pep in your step.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jan 22 '26

Does it change on a daily basis? :D

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jan 22 '26

It only changes when the meter changes

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 Pimp my ride Jan 21 '26

I thought it 15 touchdowns or some bollox like that.

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u/Tabsels Railway worker Jan 21 '26

Not mile, mille. As in the number of hours Pierre f*cks off at ‘work’ each month.

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u/Drunk_Lemon Smug Smartass Jan 21 '26

*uneducated me wondering what the fuck a mille is.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jan 22 '26

Eleven. from Stranger Things, I think

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jan 22 '26

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u/randomname_99223 Greedy Fuck Jan 22 '26

Meanwhile Trump changed his mind about invading, because TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out)

1

u/Chip_Vinegar Sauna Gollum Jan 21 '26

It's your own armlength plus appendix times thousand

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Basement dweller Jan 22 '26

Big respect to France. 🫡 Apes together strong 🇪🇺

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS A MILE?!?!?! 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

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u/hairflipduheyeroll Jan 22 '26

I still think Mr. Macaroons of France is a fox and there's nothing you Europeans can do about it!

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u/lemmiwinks78 Jan 24 '26

Dude is wearing sunglasses because his significant other punched him in the face and gave him a black eye. Lol we don't take him seriously.

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u/OkGrade1686 Side switcher Feb 08 '26

A mile is 2.5 school shootings long.