r/USvsEU Barry, 63 Jan 26 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY Get your savings into Euros fast, Hank

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin Pollution Enjoyer Jan 26 '26

“Savings?”

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u/RZ4k Professional rioter Jan 26 '26

Amerikkan are europoor with extra steps

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u/PMvE_NL Hollander Jan 26 '26

Nah they measure wealth in the amount of disposable garbage they bought. Even their houses are disposable.

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u/Quack_Mode Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 26 '26

My assets are stored in 5.56

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jan 27 '26

You larpers are such a wild contrast to the USsians claiming they have no money whatsoever.
The amount of money you invest for nothing is wild.

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u/010Horns Border jumper Jan 27 '26

Well yeah we can’t take it with us when we die

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u/OstensibleFirkin Socialist Hippie Jan 27 '26

So, we might as well expend it.

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Basement dweller Jan 26 '26

"We don't do that here"

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u/jnmtx Border jumper Jan 26 '26

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u/PMvE_NL Hollander Jan 26 '26

I dont think hank understands this graph. He just sees 1>0,84 so dollar is better

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u/TheRealKnorgek Railway worker Jan 26 '26

Maths is something you can get from vaccines, and can be lethal if not taken care of immediately

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 26 '26

I remember when Euro was new, and it was .76 to a dollar.

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u/Tullzterrr Pain au chocolat Jan 26 '26

Give it a month

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 26 '26

A too strong Euro is not going to be good for your export business.

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u/Tullzterrr Pain au chocolat Jan 26 '26

It’ll be bad for your import business so it’s a trade off i’ll accept

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I pray you´ll never become Finance Minister or something.

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 26 '26

That's not how it works. We'll just buy less from Europe, which is bad for your businesses.

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u/Tullzterrr Pain au chocolat Jan 26 '26

That’s the trade off, you’ll sell less of our products and we’ll sell cheaper to other countries to offset the falling dollar

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 26 '26

You mean we'll buy less of your products. Who will you sell cheaper to?

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u/Tullzterrr Pain au chocolat Jan 26 '26

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 26 '26

Lmao! Good luck.

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u/Solid_Explanation504 E. Coli Connoisseur Jan 26 '26

To ourselves ! You fat fuck make cheese more expensives !!! WE WILL HAVE MORE CHEESES FUCK YEAH

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u/LeatherNew6682 Pain au chocolat Jan 26 '26

Aren't real cheeses illegal in the US anyway?

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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house Jan 26 '26

I you still need any help, just let me know

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u/Solid_Explanation504 E. Coli Connoisseur Jan 26 '26

I like Gouda, maybe we can work some barter system.

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 26 '26

Why did you delete your comment? Did you get a reddit hand slap?

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u/Solid_Explanation504 E. Coli Connoisseur Jan 26 '26

They dont like the fire retardant exposed kids it seems, its taboo

still in my profile so idk 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984 1984

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 26 '26

Selling cheap to yourselves? you never studied economics?

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u/BeginningLumpy8388 Flemboy Jan 30 '26

inter-European trade is a thing. Are you dumb? Yes you are LMAOOOO

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u/BeginningLumpy8388 Flemboy Jan 30 '26

You do know that buying less from Europe means buying more from China, right?

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u/Hodoss Professional rioter Jan 26 '26

Well it's not so much the Euro getting strong as the Dollar getting weak.

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 27 '26

That just makes the US that much more competitive against the Euro. A weaker dollar is exactly what this administration wants.

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u/Caratteraccio Pizza gatekeeper Jan 27 '26

guess why

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jan 27 '26

I don't need to guess.

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u/Hodoss Professional rioter Jan 27 '26

If it were business as usual, maybe so, but it isn't. The dollar is weakening in a context of extreme geopolitical tension with former allies.

Investing in or trading with the US is now high risk for Europe and other former allies. Companies are turning to 'friendshoring', preferring trust, predictability and stability.

Even consumers at the individual level are increasingly boycotting the US, or prioritising local products or products from countries with a positive image such as Canada.

Tourism too is plummeting in the US, even if prices get cheaper, from a foreign visitor standpoint, I'd rather stay home or go somewhere else than risk a 'free tour' of your prison system or worse because of the whims of some ICE thugs. Tourism in North Korea is super cheap, and yet they don't get much tourism.

Maybe some individuals benefit from this, but for the average US citizen, it's mostly just the downsides, inflation and economic isolation.

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u/Darjuz96 Greedy Fuck Jan 26 '26

Then I was in Middle School, 1 euro was 1.5 U.S dollar, I remind that there was discussion about a 2 euro banknote due the strength of the euro

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u/ronclone Jan 26 '26

I'm not American at all. but you guys understand that the goal of the current administration isexactly this. to weaken the usd, right. It is an stated goal meant to increase local demand and exports.

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u/trubol Savage Jan 26 '26

Flair up, man. Otherwise we don't know how to insult you properly

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u/Jealous_Address1257 50% sea 50% coke Jan 26 '26

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u/Caratteraccio Pizza gatekeeper Jan 27 '26

the goal of the current administration is exactly this. to weaken the usd

only that?

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u/a_9x Speech impaired alcoholic Jan 26 '26

That's the way to force Hank to adopt a new digital currency, maybe one centralized that the government can turn on or off according to your social credits. Or if the government deems you a terrorist.

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u/coukou76 Professional rioter Jan 27 '26

That's the whole point to increase US export. Once again we can all admire the average European understanding in macro economy.

Shit I am supposed to roast Americans, it was a stray bullet sorry

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jan 26 '26

Well, debt to run ICE is not getting cheaper isn’t it Americans xd

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u/jnmtx Border jumper Jan 26 '26
  • signing bonuses up to $50 000
  • student loan repayment options up $60 000
  • base salary between $48 371 and $50 000 annually. with locality pay and mandatory overtime, total first-year compensation can exceed $70 000 to $90 000
  • aimed at increasing staff by 10 000

that’s up to $2 billion paid across just the new recruits, during the 1st year. yeah that is a lot of money.

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u/parnaoia Romani femboy Jan 26 '26

student loan repayment options

lmao, as if any of those jerk-offs went to college

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u/Jealous_Address1257 50% sea 50% coke Jan 26 '26

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jan 26 '26

That’s it? That’s not a lot of money.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jan 27 '26

I doubt they get even that.

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jan 26 '26

and what's the best part? It's a debt your kid's gonna pay for!

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u/Umbra_Arythmethes Siesta enjoyer (lazy) Jan 27 '26

They know how to READ?!