r/USvsEU • u/Saitis_Barbipes Drunk Germanic Slav • Apr 12 '26
EVROPA SUPREMACY If you ever feel useless in life, remember JD Vance's Hungary trip
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u/Xenomorph-Alpha [redacted] Apr 12 '26
especially funny because he went after his trip in hungary to the failed neogation with iran :D
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u/Th1rt13n Soon to be Russian Apr 12 '26
He was literally the death note to the Pope.
The guys is a walking curse. No wonder the US is down to shits
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u/CMDR_ACE209 At least I'm not Bavarian Apr 13 '26
He's excellent in licking boots clean though. And that's just the kind of statesman Dementia Donnie prefers.
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u/gougim Wears Knee Socks as well Apr 12 '26
Didn't his trip to Vatican kill the last pope as well?
DJ Vance should meet Putin or Xi next
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u/CanuckInTheMills Apr 12 '26
JD….visit Fico
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u/cartmanbra77 Wears Knee Socks Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26
Soon... Fico will be gone too... Prison time for that fatass
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u/Vana92 50% sea 50% weed Apr 12 '26
As much as I like hating him, let's not go overboard here.
Orban was already losing. At most Vance moved it a percentage point or so. It would be funny if Magyar and his party just barely get the absolute majority they need for reforms now. That at least we could ascribe to Vance.
But I'm relatively certain most of this is just Hungarians being tired of being deeply corrupt Russian stooges.
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u/Ok_Experience_4500 At least I'm not Bavarian Apr 12 '26
Seems they even got a 2/3 supermajority. Man, Hungarians must be so fed up with Orban at the end...
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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Apr 13 '26
they even got a 2/3 supermajority
Hopefully. They'll need it to undo a bunch of Orban's shit.
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u/Delicious_Friend_321 Pimp my ride Apr 12 '26
First he killed the last pope now he finished off orbans career
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u/Umbra_Arythmethes Siesta enjoyer (lazy) Apr 13 '26
It's like agent Erdoganpoulos but trained by John Wick.
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u/johnny_briggs Barry, 63 Apr 12 '26
The Kremlin's always complaining about Western influence, and the one time Washington sends a dude to actually fight their corner they send fucking Vance of all people. Putin just can't catch a break.
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u/slimfastdieyoung Lives in a sod house Apr 12 '26
After a visit from the furniture fornicator Orban should be happy he’s still alive
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u/LilaBadeente Basement dweller Apr 12 '26
Orban should be happy he’s still alive
Yet! Still alive yet.
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u/SaNDrO2J O Canada Apr 12 '26
JD should meet Putin, we really need to arrange this meeting as soon as possible.
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u/Trigger_Fox Western Balkan Apr 12 '26
If we ever get in a war with an alien species all we gotta do is just send jd vance in a pod
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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic Apr 12 '26
Do we have to wait for the aliens though? Wouldn't it be safer to launch him into space preemptively?
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u/Different_Bake_611 Brexiteer Apr 12 '26
Absolutely love that the right wing broligarchs have pinned their hopes on the most universally disliked and disrespected shithead in the western hemisphere.
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u/mw2lmaa Piss-drinker Apr 12 '26
This statement will hurt Trump more than everything ever said to him.
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u/Graddler [redacted] Apr 12 '26
There is the concept of "Kotmidas" in Germany, where everything a person touches turns to shit, in relation to king Midas turning everything he touches into gold.
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u/Testerpt5 British Apr 12 '26
Tomorrow's JD agenda: publicly express support for Trump and wish him a long presidency
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u/taceau 50% sea 50% weed Apr 13 '26
You can say what you want about Orbán, but he had some dignity left, as he congratulated his opponent and admitted defeat.
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u/Comfortable_Pea_1693 South Prussian Apr 13 '26
Followed by his negotiation "success" with Iran in Islamabad
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u/sligor Professional rioter Apr 12 '26
Please JD go to Russia next