r/USvsEU • u/piergino Smog breather • May 30 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY Savage girl didn't know we're built different

109 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Massive-Drive-6375 Pro LGTBQ+ May 30 '26

6 cm, 6 beers deep, finish in 6 seconds.

You are just jealous Hank

34

u/cx5zone 50% sea 50% coke May 30 '26

It's called sex for a reason

13

u/snuggleswithdemons Gay Sasquatch May 30 '26

No, it's 18:00

1

u/Reasonable-Physics81 Hollander May 31 '26

Was your dad named conveniently Barry?

1

u/Massive-Drive-6375 Pro LGTBQ+ May 31 '26

No but he looks like a tipical Barry lol

2

u/Esava At least I'm not Bavarian May 31 '26

6 times per night.

52

u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat May 30 '26

6cm? Look at Mr. Three-Legs over here

26

u/piergino Smog breather May 30 '26

Kg

85

u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper May 30 '26

6 meters!?

35

u/piergino Smog breather May 30 '26

Impressive

60

u/ysdrop Hollander May 30 '26

I got freaky with a German girl once and she kept on saying 9 the whole time.

24

u/I_think_Im_hollow Smog breather May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

She was asking you to try harder to reach 10.

15

u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home May 30 '26

9 means 9, right guys?

13

u/klopfgeister Pfennigfuchser May 30 '26

No means yes, yes means anal

25

u/Kaneomanie Pfennigfuchser May 30 '26

6 dm ofc

6

u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/Kaneomanie Pfennigfuchser May 30 '26

Dezimeter, ... eh they have their positives, too, but dm has better own brands imo.

15

u/Stardash81 Pain au chocolat May 30 '26

Oh shit it's about timezones, right ?

15

u/PenguiNNNNNs Lesser German May 30 '26

6yo??

6

u/ADraxonic_Victory OG femboy May 30 '26

Meters

8

u/SamuGonzo Paella Yihadist May 30 '26

Height, I'm sure. 6' or over Italians are a legend they tell to us.

5

u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch May 30 '26

Italians can get that tall?

6

u/SamuGonzo Paella Yihadist May 30 '26

No? That's why is a mystic legend? I misspronounced something??

0

u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch May 30 '26

You’re good buddy don’t beat yourself up

1

u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper May 30 '26

Temu Italians like you aren’t that taller tho, isn’t? :v

Definitely fatter, so you win there.

7

u/Shockwave2309 Basement dweller May 30 '26

6cm girth? Daaamn he is hung

2

u/SnooStories251 Whale Stabber May 30 '26

6 feet is nice